Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

MasterDisaster said:
When you really think about it Tom just wants to be gay but he's so afraid of admitting it that he'll do everything in his power to hide it even while dropping hints. For example he talks about big dudes being unable to decide if they want to fight him or fuck him...most people don't have a problem figuring out that distinction.

He's so far in the closet that he decided he was a wumba jumba magic two spirit dumbfuck; that he's just so truly female his attraction to dick is supposed to indicate just how womanly he is. He even talks about being someone's live in cock socket but he totally can't be gay about it.

Not that it would matter now if he came out; he's a crusty, greasy, nasty old fuck that even the most foul of sexual circles wouldn't want to touch.
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He’s litterally the “OE EHM JEE, YOU MUST BE SO OBESSED WITH ME, IT JUST MUUUUST MEAN YOU CRAVE SEX WITH ME AND MY ROTTING PEDOPHILE HALF CARCASS!!” meme that trans people hate.

No, tommy. It’s because you are a cockroach- you won’t die, you crawl everywhere, and are a nuisance that won’t leave even if it‘s swimming in it’s own shit.
 
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Space Cooter said:
The most disturbing part of the whole Sabrina story has always been him "lusting after her" for 15 months. This means he not only knew of his friends molesting the child but he was jealous of them. He spent over a year fantasizing about joining in on the sexual abuse happening.

That's extremely sick. Sometimes the fact he was capable of that is lost in all the other insane Tom things. I'll admit, he's funny sometimes and his insults and replies often give me a good chuckle. But the fact he schemed and fantasized about molesting a child for over a year...that has to be remembered.
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The theory I’m coming around to is that Sabrina and Meghan were both prostitutes. The story as Tom tells it is very unlikely, but let’s say he paid for it, suddenly it all makes sense. Walking in on them in bed, them letting him in, having to suddenly stop, nothing leading up to the event and nothing afterwards.

Sabrina’s sad history of abuse would certainly fit such a “career move,” and Tom’s talk of knowing a lot of women who were sexually active at 12 implies that he moved in some sordid circles.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Tom’s talk of knowing a lot of women who were sexually active at 12 implies that he moved in some sordid circles.
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This took place by my math back in 1982, givin Tom's hard drug habit it's more then likely Sabrina was being trafficked by some drug dealers, maybe bikers.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
The theory I’m coming around to is that Sabrina and Meghan were both prostitutes. The story as Tom tells it is very unlikely, but let’s say he paid for it, suddenly it all makes sense. Walking in on them in bed, them letting him in, having to suddenly stop, nothing leading up to the event and nothing afterwards.
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I forget who mentioned this theory I'm about to share but I've always liked it; Sabrina was indeed something of a teen runaway who was used to abuse and Meghan was actually trying to console her during an emotional situation. Tom actually inserted himself in this situation like an idiot and made an ass of himself as a creep; he later created the whole sexual aspect to try and save face.
I mean really the whole 'she got jealous' thing just reeks of bullshit.
 
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...He's still alive and posting on all the threads that have his name on it, huh?
That "Family Guy" Video: that's depicting a lifestyle this hobo can only dream of since he's not able to afford any old homes from that era (unless he becomes a squatter in an old neighborhood)
 
I'm enamored of the thought of Tom sitting around stoned and daydreaming impotently about taking trolls to court, giving an impassioned speech before sympathetic jurors as the troll defendents sit there sweating, loosening their collars in anxiety while swift troon justice is visited upon them.
 
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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
What's especially pitiful is your pathetic insistence that you're a "true transsexual" and I'm a fake solely because I have no intention of mutilating myself to make my junk match my sex fantasies. i'll wait on the space jews to fix me properly, thank you.
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The only thing you have proven is that you're trans-fat.
 
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Assuming the Sabrina story even went down as Tommy Boy says, and he really did walk in on an underage sapphic experimentation scene that was just lacking a male participant (Pressing X real hard on this one), my guess would be hard drugs. People on cocaine make stupid decisions, and people on meth do things they never thought they'd do. I'd guess Tom deliberately plied the girls with coke or meth, or maybe a little speedball of both, and pressured them into making his fantasy a reality. Remember, he's admitted to lusting for underage poon for 15 months at this point. Is him getting the girls chemically altered really outside the realm of possibility?
 
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I was away from home for the first half of this year, boy let me tell you I was SHOCKED when the KiwFarms web address still worked. I mean, Tom did all this chest puffing about how he had other lolcows helping him put together a RICO investigation. Thought for sure he was gonna get all the trolls this time, Tom needs this so that the space jews deem him worthy.
 
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WASR96 said:
I was away from home for the first half of this year, boy let me tell you I was SHOCKED when the KiwFarms web address still worked. I mean, Tom did all this chest puffing about how he had other lolcows helping him put together a RICO investigation. Thought for sure he was gonna get all the trolls this time, Tom needs this so that the space jews deem him worthy.
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He was this close to taking us down, but then Chris raping his mother increased our troll power to uncountable levels which in turn drew the attention of the Space Jews. They used their superior legal minds to defeat the US government, then handed out free vaginas to all Kiwis except Tom, due to his professed dislike of the Farms.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
He was this close to taking us down, but then Chris raping his mother increased our troll power to uncountable levels which in turn drew the attention of the Space Jews. They used their superior legal minds to defeat the US government, then handed out free vaginas to all Kiwis except Tom, due to his professed dislike of the Farms.
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Ah, I was wondering why there was a vagina in the mailbox. Such a shame, all that pants shitting rage for nothing. I'm surprised they didn't eat him and then shit him out on Mars like Tom promised, maybe they figured his concrete hovel is a worse fate?
 
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