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Ruin said:
Does it hurt to be this retarded? Cause it seems like it would hurt.
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If I supposedly am retarded, then I can't feel it, but I am emotionally hurt that I had to be this way. I really shouldn't. In a better world, Barney wouldn't exist or the conditions that I had been through would be a lot different.

NumberingYourState said:
He's emotionally drained from it. His funniest response was blankly telling me he was triggered, not to forget the other guy with a Barney avatar getting a comment on his profile page. "Your avatar triggers me."
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No, I only really kept that shit simplified because that was all I really had to say. Short and simple.

Gensdupays said:
If Barneyfag wasn't mentally ill in any way, why was he given special attention in high school? Surely if he were completely normal and competent he wouldn't need it.
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Again, I think it was because I fell on the spectrum and thought I needed one. I could do all the complex quadratic equations on my own in high school, it was just someone there to motivate me, or try to talk to, rather than make sure their autist doesn't go into a "tard rage".
 
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x86x2 said:
but I am emotionally hurt that I had to be this way.
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No, you don't! You don't know what it's like to be emotionally hurt. Being in the same fucking room as somebody watching Barney doesn't qualify as being emotionally hurt. I'm not going to powerlevel here, but if you felt what I feel on a daily basis, you'd fucking know what hurt is.

Also, stop listening to Nine Inch Nails. You don't deserve their greatness.
 
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x86x2 said:
Consider my limited media consumption a product of my environment, a part of wanting to distance myself from Barneyfags as much as possible, so I pretty much tried avoiding anything that they watched out of fear that I'll end up like them.
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So, wait. You're purposely limiting your potential reference pool just to make sure that you don't end up accidentally enjoying something an adult Barney fan might also enjoy?

I get the feeling if you were reading something like Gravity's Rainbow you wouldn't much have that problem, buddy.

x86x2 said:
Let's see here, this year I went to the theater and watched Mad Max: Fury Road, Jurassic World and Pixels (so fucking terrible).
And a lot of the Netflix documentaries I watched weren't actually science-related, BTW.
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You ignored most of my questions. Those are all "genre" films. And you didn't even address my question about books.

When's the last time you read or watched something that really challenged you? Something that made you think about it for the rest of the day that made you think in a way you never thought before? Anything? Anything at all?

Bueller?
 
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If I supposedly am retarded, then I can't feel it, but I am emotionally hurt that I had to be this way. I really shouldn't. In a better world, Barney wouldn't exist or the conditions that I had been through would be a lot different.
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I read this three times and it still makes zero sense. Trust me pal, there was a very good reason you were put in sped classes.
 
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PickleGuy said:
No, you don't! You don't know what it's like to be emotionally hurt. Being in the same fucking room as somebody watching Barney doesn't qualify as being emotionally hurt. I'm not going to powerlevel here, but if you felt what I feel on a daily basis, you'd fucking know what hurt is.

Also, stop listening to Nine Inch Nails. You don't deserve their greatness.
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I'm not even a big NIN fan. I mean, I appreciate what they do, but I never really got into them.

Meowthkip said:
So, wait. You're purposely limiting your potential reference pool just to make sure that you don't end up accidentally enjoying something an adult Barney fan might also enjoy?

I get the feeling if you were reading something like Gravity's Rainbow you wouldn't much have that problem, buddy.

You ignored most of my questions. Those are all "genre" films. And you didn't even address my question about books.

When's the last time you read or watched something that really challenged you? Something that made you think about it for the rest of the day that made you think in a way you never thought before? Anything? Anything at all?

Bueller?
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Well, thanks for the book suggestion, at least.
As for things that have challenged me, not really. Nothing really profound really gets me, tbh, probably because the amount of Barney I've witnessed has basically managed to drain any strong emotions I have to begin with, except for maybe anger.
What's the point in questioning profoundness when there will just be Barneyfags out there to drag this world down?
 
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So when I got to the part where he admitted that his "torture" was both optional and an activity for the special ed kids to do, and the other rampant assrage to Barney and things barely to not at all related to it, I came to a conclusion. This dumb baby loved watching the shit out of it in the school and then realized that it was aimed at toddlers to pre-k kids. That love then turned into an autistic fixation on growing up and wanting to look mature,which manifested as rage. Hence the encyclopedic knowledge on shows for babies.

In short Barneyfag loved the purple dinosaur in a gay way and went yandere when he realized who it was aimed at.
 
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x86x2 said:
If I supposedly am retarded, then I can't feel it, but I am emotionally hurt that I had to be this way. I really shouldn't. In a better world, Barney wouldn't exist or the conditions that I had been through would be a lot different.
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Lemme try to play the role of Kiwi Farms Autism-To-English Translator here:
I think he's saying that he doesn't feel like he's retarded but is emotionally hurt at his own social ineptitude (which he should be trying to fix), and in his "better world", he wouldn't be lumped in with the other speds in his high school and "forced" to watch Barney. Or maybe I shouldn't be trying to think too deep into it because it's scitzo word salad to everyone else.

Again, I think it was because I fell on the spectrum and thought I needed one. I could do all the complex quadratic equations on my own in high school, it was just someone there to motivate me, or try to talk to, rather than make sure their autist doesn't go into a "tard rage".
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And solving all the complex quadratic equations in the world won't change the fact that you can't pick up the social cue that obsessively hating Barney because of a "bad experience" is about as autistic as Sonichu taking it in the ass from Len Shaner while on top of Thomas the Tank Engine. And that people post Barney pictures/videos and change their avatars to Barney to piss you off.
 
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x86x2 said:
As for things that have challenged me, not really. Nothing really profound really gets me, tbh, probably because the amount of Barney I've witnessed has basically managed to drain any strong emotions I have to begin with, except for maybe anger.
What's the point in questioning profoundness when there will just be Barneyfags out there to drag this world down?
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I think you inadvertently made the best argument as to why you should get some fucking culture.

Stop giving a shit about Barney and read some fucking books.
 
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Ok, so I managed to power through this whole thread finally....

.....I.....I'm still trying to comprehend all of this:

So Barneysped here is a grown ass man......who has such a hatred of Barney.....that it actually triggers him? As in, this dude has fucking meltdowns because people like Barney?

.....What.The.Fuck.
 
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Adamska said:
So when I got to the part where he admitted that his "torture" was both optional and an activity for the special ed kids to do, and the other rampant assrage to Barney and things barely to not at all related to it, I came to a conclusion. This dumb baby loved watching the shit out of it in the school and then realized that it was aimed at toddlers to pre-k kids. That love then turned into an autistic fixation on growing up and wanting to look mature,which manifested as rage. Hence the encyclopedic knowledge on shows for babies.

In short Barneyfag loved the purple dinosaur in a gay way and went yandere when he realized who it was aimed at.
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This sounds like it can be the backstory for some incredibly autistic supervillain or something.

Barneyfag seems to think it's the show's fault that he has a relentless hatred for it. "Oh no, it's totally not MY fault I waste my life sperging over pointless shit like this! It's Barney's fault because it merely exists! I wouldn't be like this if it never existed!" You're so full of shit, my god.

Maybe you should douse yourself in flames or some shit, you've squandered almost all the potential your life has ever had because of your completely manageable fixation on Barney. And hey, being on fire would at least make you experience actual suffering.

Also, how is your relationship with your family Barneyfag? Are they aware of your obsession? How do they feel about you wasting away your college days monitoring 4chan for Barney and MLP content?
 
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