Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

Russell's most likely to perpetrate:

* Sexual assault--either on a "date" or on a service worker (waitress/cashier/hotel staff, etc.)
* Terroristic threats
* Attempted assault
* Attempted vehicular assault (I know he's lying about driving--he can try to seize the wheel from the driver though)
* Phone harassment
* Stalking in the first degree
* Attempted rape
* Date rape using drugs
* Showing up butt ass naked on some woman's front lawn at 3AM
* Breaking in some woman's house and licking her mirror

Now, he's barely smart enough to try to ruin some woman's reputation, either online or in person, but I don't think he's smart enough or cunning enough not to get caught in the earliest stages. It still puts everyone on notice what his intentions are. But I don't see Wolf Creek 3: Slurpa-WOO HOO HOO happening,

I think he'd more likely try to ruin someone's reputation than anything directly violent. He COULD get violent if the conditions were right, but most likely he'd do what he did with the female lawyer and try to get a woman who rejected him punished if her job was regulated, or he'd smear her online. He's done so before, and so far, no one's bothered to do anything about it because he has zero credibility and he's pretty much judgement proof. I do know the lawyer he harassed and tried to get disbarred was just going to ignore him until people messaged her and told her about Russ's MO. I'm not sure what happened, but she's still a lawyer, and Russ never spoke of it again. I wonder if she threatened to sue him for defamation or harassment? He absolutely cannot stand having the tables turned on him. Remember during the hearings for his harassment case he was sitting in the back and seething? He was absolutely pissed that Erika was using the courts to punish him. He believes he can do no wrong, so the courts are for HIM to punish people for not catering to his whims. That was a criminal case, but I bet he'd go absolutely batshit if someone sued him for something.

 

[Kumquat]

On the subject and Russ and crime, I do think it's inevitable that he'll eventually snap. How, when, and why are open to discussion, but supreme narcissists like him are pretty much doomed to explode if not given proper mental care.

Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your view) for us, Russell is also monumentally stupid. Any crime he'd commit would most likely be a sudden, triggered lashing out at someone, and he would get himself caught and arrested immediately. No matter what it is, it'll have his slimy, greasy DNA all over it, and the case would be as open and shut as they come. "Russell Greer is guilty. This court is adjourned."

It would be hilarious to watch him get utterly demolished in court, but with a severe penalty instead of just probation. On the other hand, I'll lose my favorite cow, and things will never be quite the same without the little drooling, flailing manlet to entertain me.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your view) for us, Russell is also monumentally stupid. Any crime he'd commit would most likely be a sudden, triggered lashing out at someone, and he would get himself caught and arrested immediately. No matter what it is, it'll have his slimy, greasy DNA all over it, and the case would be as open and shut as they come. "Russell Greer is guilty. This court is adjourned."

I think the only thing he could do with any degree of premeditation would be to try to smear someone who'd defied his will. Like how he did with Ariana Grande. He tried to build a narrative for several weeks that she discriminated against somehow(apparently by looking at him funny and not complementing his raggedy suit) and then sued. He knows a story has to be believable to get sympathy, but he has no idea what most people would consider believable. He could definitely try a smear campaign, it would fail miserably, but he could plan one(badly). He'd probably either get sued into the next timezone, or charged with harassment again, or both, but I could see him thinking he had a brilliant plan to ruin someone's rep.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

On the subject and Russ and crime, I do think it's inevitable that he'll eventually snap. How, when, and why are open to discussion, but supreme narcissists like him are pretty much doomed to explode if not given proper mental care.

Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your view) for us, Russell is also monumentally stupid. Any crime he'd commit would most likely be a sudden, triggered lashing out at someone, and he would get himself caught and arrested immediately. No matter what it is, it'll have his slimy, greasy DNA all over it, and the case would be as open and shut as they come. "Russell Greer is guilty. This court is adjourned."

It would be hilarious to watch him get utterly demolished in court, but with a severe penalty instead of just probation. On the other hand, I'll lose my favorite cow, and things will never be quite the same without the little drooling, flailing manlet to entertain me.

Russ is the type of retard to ask on Quora "Where to buy gun without license",

 

[StinkySnack]

So many that he can’t even name one!

 

[cuddle striker]

You think he's only ever made one kill list? He's got one in his flimsy wallet right now.

 

[nemesisAF]

On the subject and Russ and crime, I do think it's inevitable that he'll eventually snap. How, when, and why are open to discussion, but supreme narcissists like him are pretty much doomed to explode if not given proper mental care.

Oh, I see him one of these days going full rage monkey and I will not be surprised if he killed someone. Russ Jeckyl, nah, I agree too weak and bumbling to have either the guts or intellect. But he seems likely to get increasingly rage prone and the wrong rage plus adrenaline plus element of surprise plus weapon of opportunity (knife, glass shard, blunt instrument) could create a lethal Russell Hyde.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

You think he's only ever made one kill list? He's got one in his flimsy wallet right now.

Let's see...

Skordas
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift's mother
Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande's bodyguard
Yovanna once he realizes she will never acknowledge him
Erika
His defense lawyer during that fiasco
Null
Every other man on earth
His adoptive family
His real family
His own face
The male escort he constantly wussed out on

Who else?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Yeah, it's unclear if he understands that the sex worker is just pretending to love him, but he really goes for the illusion of intimacy. He does seem to think female sex workers at least are only in the job until they find a boyfriend. The incident where he thought a hooker was his actual irl gf was particularly telling.

Why else would he bring them flowers and show up in a suit and take her to Olive Garden if he's not trying to show her what a super-stud he is and how great her life would be if she would just agree to be his one true sweetheart?

He's definitely of the mind that these women are just doing this until they find themselves the right fella and he's going to make sure that she knows he's available.

 

[SenorCurditos]

Who else?

That Slavic woman from the "Yo, Yovanna" video

 

[Miami]

Let's see...

Skordas
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift's mother
Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande's bodyguard
Yovanna once he realizes she will never acknowledge him
Erika
His defense lawyer during that fiasco
Null
Every other man on earth
His adoptive family
His real family
His own face
The male escort he constantly wussed out on

Who else?

Can't forget Taylor Swift's long time boyfriend that he had a meltdown over getting into a relationship with Taylor when it should of been him!

 

[The Great Citracett]

Can't forget Taylor Swift's long time boyfriend that he had a meltdown over getting into a relationship with Taylor when it should of been him!

She's a promiscuous little flooser!

 

[AbraCadaver]

Can you volunteer for his kill list? I’ve got a vagina and I’ve called him a lot of names, I feel like I qualify.

 

[Iron Hamster]

You think he's only ever made one kill list? He's got one in his flimsy wallet right now.

He'll make a kill list but not a list with supporters of his PAC. Makes ya think.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I think “the Murderous Manlet” would be a great media nickname for Russell after he finally does go on a rampage.

Annoying is how he keeps misusing the word "discriminated". Russ, they're not "discriminating you". They're (potentially) discriminating against you.

Discriminating you. Bias judge. Moebious syndrome. Juris doctorate.

 

[DarkAlien]

Russ is the type of retard to ask on Quora "Where to buy gun without license",

I checked just in case, not yet



Linkedin. His face is already paralyzed, what's the worse that could happen

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's really fuzzy on the idea that businesses have wide latitude to reject people.

 

[Kumquat]

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The supposed big-shot lawyer asking legal questions on fucking Quora of all sites is hysterical. Especially the question on the relevancy of Canadian court rulings to American courts.

Are we absolutely sure he actually studied law? The more I learn about Russell, the more it seems that he knows absolutely nothing about law or how it works.

 

[AnOminous]

He's really fuzzy on the idea that businesses have wide latitude to reject people.

He thinks it's automatically discriminating if you kick out a disabled person, even if they kick you out for being a complete asshole instead of being disabled.

The supposed big-shot lawyer asking legal questions on fucking Quora of all sites is hysterical. Especially the question on the relevancy of Canadian court rulings to American courts.

You will very occasionally see foreign court decisions cited in American courts but they have no binding authority. They might have "persuasive authority," i.e. the court finds the reasoning cited by the court convincing, but obviously, any contrary binding authority forbids using it.

These are usually Commonwealth countries where we have a shared background in common law, but with the length of time we've been separated from that legal tradition, most legal principles worthy of citing already have their own domestic sources.

I'd assume he was trying to do something nutty, like the clowns who cite the Uniform Commercial Code even though it isn't law (instead of citing the relevant state law that codifies something from the UCC). He often seems to read something and grabs the one bit of language out of it that he thinks supports his case, even though he doesn't understand what the case is about.

You fairly often see him using language from lawyers who have beaten him as if they're magic words that just saying them makes you automatically win, like claiming to be afraid after getting prosecuted for stalking.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I think “the Murderous Manlet” would be a great media nickname for Russell after he finally does go on a rampage.


Discriminating you. Bias judge. Moebious syndrome. Juris doctorate.

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