Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Karl der Grosse]

I could have sworn that they bought the house.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Excellent job by the scriptwriters as we approach 1k, ghosts of gamergate always bring the salt.

 

[Wargarbl]

I could have sworn that they bought the house.

Here's the post that ID'd their new place. A few posts below, someone notes their rent is $3000. You could probably backtrack a bit from there and see all of her complaints about how real estate is biased against a closeted fag, his beard and a fat incel her triad.

 

[ZeeMarin]

Does Herr Klein have a green card? Why isn’t he applying for citizenship?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Here's the post that ID'd their new place. A few posts below, someone notes their rent is $3000. You could probably backtrack a bit from there and see all of her complaints about how real estate is biased against a closeted fag, his beard and a fat incel her triad.

We'd have gotten a full discourse on the mortgage industry and how it's RACIST against cuban adoptee jewish convert poly triads in los angeles, if she'd bought.

I just think it's funny she's had two weddings to men she's supposedly still married to and she still says the best day of her life is when she got her second dog.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Becky is ready to go on the offensive to defend her nazi husband! We got a 4 way cow crossover here as Becky invokes the names of both Alison Rapp and Jessica Price, while SecretGamerGrrl makes an appearace to let us know that he wishes he could help, but as always, has an excuse to not accomplish anything.
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Reposting a post that was lost yesterday:

Imagine the smell.
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Becky retcons her childhood nickname:
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Previous version of the lore:
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Daniel's grandfather tried to join the SS.
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Becky is gonna reach 300lbs soon. Assuming she isn't already.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

We'd have gotten a full discourse on the mortgage industry and how it's RACIST against cuban adoptee jewish convert poly triads in los angeles, if she'd bought.

I just think it's funny she's had two weddings to men she's supposedly still married to and she still says the best day of her life is when she got her second dog.

You have to admit, it would be pretty hilarious if she admitted the best day of her life was the day she married the grandson of a Nazi.

 

[:gold:]

Does Herr Klein have a green card? Why isn’t he applying for citizenship?

Because he doesn’t want to lose his German citizenship, probably.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Are they still estranged from Cuckson’s mom? The whole trying to get pregnant/might be pregnant/miscarriage larping Rebecca does is gross for obvious reasons, but add in her publicly threatening her parents & mother-in-law with a grandchild they will not be able to see, and repeat this cycle every year…it’s unbelievable. Words fail me.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Does Herr Klein have a green card? Why isn’t he applying for citizenship?

You can pretty much just renew your green card every so many years without needing to go for Citizenship which requires passing the test and spending extra money. Daniel's renewal came up while Orange Man Bad was in office so he didn't want to become a Citizen of Trumpland. Bex was delighted as it means she claim him as another reason she's oppressed because she knows loads of people are really ignorant of what the difference between legal and illegal immigration is. She could whine that ICE would totally burst in one day and send Daniel back to Germany faster than you can say "Seig Heil"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Because he doesn’t want to lose his German citizenship, probably.

If I was fake-married to Becky, the ability to immediately move to another continent would certainly be something I’d keep.

 

[PeckingOrder]

Because he doesn’t want to lose his German citizenship, probably.

Most countries allow dual citizenship, so if Daniel got an American citizenship he’d keep his German citizenship. He probably doesn’t bother since it costs a lot of money and he could coast on his renewable green card as long as he had a job, but considering how difficult it would be for him to find a decent job in his field now…

I seem to recall Becky making a big deal of Daniel risking deportation when he was between jobs, I’m looking forward to more of that bullshit.

 

[Umaibae]

Most countries allow dual citizenship, so if Daniel got an American citizenship he’d keep his German citizenship. He probably doesn’t bother since it costs a lot of money and he could coast on his renewable green card as long as he had a job, but considering how difficult it would be for him to find a decent job in his field now…

I seem to recall Becky making a big deal of Daniel risking deportation when he was between jobs, I’m looking forward to more of that bullshit.

No. Germany doesn’t allow its citizens to acquire another nationality. You can be BORN with two citizenships, but you cannot be German and naturalize to another citizenship. It’s in their constitution apparently.

 

[PeckingOrder]

No. Germany doesn’t allow its citizens to acquire another nationality. You can be BORN with two citizenships, but you cannot be German and naturalize to another citizenship. It’s in their constitution apparently.

Huh, I didn’t know that. I could’ve sworn they allowed acquiring a second nationality, but I guess I heard wrong.

I suppose Daniel would like to reserve the option to run the fuck away back to the motherland if he decides living on the same piece of earth as Becky is too much to handle.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Guys we're nearing 1000 pages soon. I think that deserves some kind of celebration! How fitting that she lost her job almost at page 1000. Looking forward to more years of Becky being salty over literally anything being a giant cunt as usual!

 

[thx1138]

Augh those fuckin' thighs! She's got legs like Earl Campbell!

(Becky, I don't mean that in a good way.)

 

[Umaibae]

Huh, I didn’t know that. I could’ve sworn they allowed acquiring a second nationality, but I guess I heard wrong.

I suppose Daniel would like to reserve the option to run the fuck away back to the motherland if he decides living on the same piece of earth as Becky is too much to handle.

There is some nebulous loophole with EU countries, but Germany > US is basically “nope.”

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I just think it's funny she's had two weddings to men she's supposedly still married to and she still says the best day of her life is when she got her second dog.

Probably because she’s incapable of feeling love, only the thrill of acquisition. The cucks are old news. The dog is brand new and cost $4000.

 

[Water-T]

I apologize to Bex for not believing that they are a man, because those are some very man-sized thighs.

 

[Umaibae]

Nah. Dudes of average or normal (ie not 300lbs) size usually have pretty small or thin thighs compared to women. A lot of women, especially pear shaped women, have thunder thighs — even the thin ones. Becky is just fat and poorly shaped.