US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Apples and fucking oranges? Are you kidding me!?

Edit: Stop fucking saying the buck stops with you Joe. That doesn't make it okay.

 

[Gehenna]

Rasmussen is a heavily biased source, heavily biased towards Trump. You might as well reference a Breitbart poll

They had a bias of 3.9. With a difference of .3 for the final result, that's within a standard deviation. The hell are you on with this Qtard skewed polls shit?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Some tin foil hattery to lighten the mood:

The Afghan debacle is the western world teaching America/Dems/whomever involved, a lesson about rigging elections. Trump was laughed at internally (the world doesn't give a fuck what happens inside another country, drama wise) but was respected externally and the western leaders knew Biden was going to make all their hard work go up in flames, or make everything harder for them (germany and russia as an example). The world leaders are pissed that Trump (or someone equally competent) is no longer at the wheel because of blatant election rigging.

So this is the world stage having a laugh and throwing the establishment/Uniparty in to the mud. As if to say "you can take the piss a little bit, we all do, but being so bloody blatant jeopardises all of us, here's your punishment"

At Kandahar, there were a lot of nations there, not just Yanks or Brits, but loads and loads of Common-wealth and European - including Eastern European, countries. Who has people left behind enemy lines? The yanks. It isn't a coincidence.



Biden is to the Uniparty, what Season 8 was to Game of Thrones; a fuck-up so spectacular that it retro-actively ruins the show. Obama's legacy looks worse now than it did under Trump...imagine that

NO ALLIES ARE QUESTIONING OUR CREDIBILITY

Your cell in Gitmo is ready comrade, please come with us.

(biden cock gurgling)

Just because Kopmala sucks cock doesn't mean you have to as well.

 

[Michael Wade]

I GOT ALL KINDS OF CABLES. FUCK MY DIPLOMATS!

 

[ForgedBlades]

Trump rally is going to be lit tomorrow.

 

[Without A Gout]

Now I see why Biden doesn't take questions (even these softball pre-approved ones). Jesus, this is rough.

 

[draggs]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan trying to deflect with but what if this happened under Trump what would you do?

Is pathetic. It didn't happen under Trump. And if it did then I'd be done with him, fuckups this big shouldn't get forgiveness.

Oh you said this was a huge fuckup?

Also pathetic. You haven't changed shit. Saying it's a huge fuckup is just you trying to cover your ass because you haven't changed your opinion of the man at all.

Oh Trump's leadership on covid? How about Biden's? Biden is on almost the same pace as Trump as far as deaths. 420,000 under Trump in 10 months, over 200,000 now under Biden in 6. Oh but I'm sure that's not Biden's fault it's those dumb cultists. I thought a leader was supposed to get through obstacles and succeed? Saying Joe isn't up to the task of riding herd on them is saying he is weaker than those dumb cultists. What a ringing endorsement.

Go jerk off in your hugbox some more brother.

Cut the same promo over and over and over again. I'll give you credit you stay true to the Hulkster in that.

 

[Dona Morte]

LIES.
Other military is capable of this why cannot we?
MULTIPLE reports of people unable to get past the Taliban.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

If you notice, whenever he takes a question he looks down and reads the name off a sheet of paper.

You're going to have a hard time convincing me that this isn't scripted.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

"I got ALL KINDS of cables"

"Coaxial cables, composite cables, component cables..."

 

[Michael Wade]

WE TRUST THE TALABAN TO KEEP THEIR BARGIN.

 

[CarlosDanger]

This guy is a fucking joke.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

"will you send the troops out to get our people back (like every other country is?)"
"We have no indication they couldn't reach the airport!"

AND THEN SHE FOLLOWS UP BY PROOF OF THEM HUNTING THEM DOWN AND HE JUST SAYS: "We want you to get to the airport - just make it there!"

ahahahahahahaa

 

[tehpope]

 

[Scale Smerch]

You're going to have a hard time convincing me that this isn't scripted.

Oh it is, all his Q&As to date have been scripted with pre-selected journalists giving pre-selected questions. Various media groups have been bitching about it since he entered office.

 

[Without A Gout]

If you notice, whenever he takes a question he looks down and reads the name off a sheet of paper.

You're going to have a hard time convincing me that this isn't scripted.

As I said, it's all pre-approved questions. They've had time to rehearse this. Trump may have been a fuckwit, but at least he didn't ask for pre-approved questions (even if it was for his vanity).

 

[StevieLasVegas]

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Goddamn, Jeff Dunham has gotten really good with his puppets

 

[Michael Wade]

WE"VE BEEN COORDINATING WITH THE TALABON

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

if only you knew how bad i want take a nap

 

[Dona Morte]

I remember Trump's COVID briefings. He took HOURS of questions.
None pre-approved.
This................