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To be fair, if it smells like sourdough, it's not yeast. It's a combination of bacteria and yeast. He’s probably not douching and amholes can't clean themselves and this is probably the result.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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alpaca amhole
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It's especially bad when they start literally chiming in on legalisation/trafficking discussions like it makes them some kind of expert. Like wtf would you know lmao, you just sell pictures of your shedick online.
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I like to think I have a pretty strong constitution but this imagery has really challenged me. Especially since there are several different stages to an outbreak, there would be many different textures that could arise. Good lord.
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Actually, they might make more money than you think. Of course, the problem is that the only people who want to see their repulsive tranny nudes are other repulsive trannies. I strongly suspect that all of the "profits" these people make from OnlyFans whoring go directly back to OnlyFans to pay some other disgusting genderspecial to do weird shit, who in turn uses their take to pay some other sex pest, and so on. It's all the same cash, but the amount gets smaller and smaller every cycle it's passed around because OnlyFans takes a cut each time.. Call it "The Circle of Validation."
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As I said, its a vile blend of bacteria fermenting and mixing dna inside the Amhole that makes him smell like sourdough.
We're gonna get something absolutely goddamn horrible out of there one day, gonna look like something from resident evil.
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Some people just smell weird. Especially extremely unhealthy people on pills and/or hormones not meant for their body. Does the amhole smell rancid? Without doubt. Is it the cause of his sourdough scent? Debatable. I'd argue that amhole smells far worse than anything one could associate with sourdough, and the sourdough smell is more Kevin being fat and gross.
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I mean, yeah, probably.
That's because I think they make like 10 bucks a year, because only Kevin has a subscription that he pays with the money that virtue signalers send him for "bills".
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Kevin and his sourdough smell: given his unwashed nature (bacteria love sweat) and his numerous sweaty fat folds, my money is on intertrigo with yeast overgrowth/infection in the areas of intertrigo. Intertrigo is vastly more common if you have obesity (check), immune system suppression (check - the amhole is a Nurgle pit his body must fight every day), incontinence (check - he does that gross diaper thing iirc) and/or diabetes (I don't think we actually know this one way or the other, but his weight and diet are not conducive to good blood glucose levels).
Penny keeps bringing this smell up not because he lurrrves it, but in an attempt to shame Kevin into washing on the reg and treating the intertrigo. Unfortunately Kevin does not experience shame, so it doesn't work.
Intertrigo is actually pretty horrible and sore, and chronic and worsening and opens your body up to some real nasty infections in the broken skin. So if Kevin read this thread, which of course he absolutely does not, I would suggest washing his pits, torso and stomach folds, neck folds, underboob, and especially crotch and taint two or three times per weeks with your standard over-the-counter ketoconazole shampoo. Then dry very thoroughly and apply a thin layer of 50/50 standard vaginal thrush cream and an over the counter steroid skin cream to all the sore/red areas. Keep them as dry and sweat free as humanly possible. Cotton undergarments only and ideally only natural breathable fibres over and above that.
Penny keeps bringing this smell up not because he lurrrves it, but in an attempt to shame Kevin into washing on the reg and treating the intertrigo. Unfortunately Kevin does not experience shame, so it doesn't work.
Intertrigo is actually pretty horrible and sore, and chronic and worsening and opens your body up to some real nasty infections in the broken skin. So if Kevin read this thread, which of course he absolutely does not, I would suggest washing his pits, torso and stomach folds, neck folds, underboob, and especially crotch and taint two or three times per weeks with your standard over-the-counter ketoconazole shampoo. Then dry very thoroughly and apply a thin layer of 50/50 standard vaginal thrush cream and an over the counter steroid skin cream to all the sore/red areas. Keep them as dry and sweat free as humanly possible. Cotton undergarments only and ideally only natural breathable fibres over and above that.
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Forehead in full bloom:
Plural, deaf, and very special:
I was hoping for a nice giraffe print, at least
Guess I shoulda waited and checked Twitter later, cuz the grim attempt to realize this fantasy is what I'm most excited for, tbh:
Bryan having a real moid moment, trying to pimp:
Condolences to those of us who hoped he might be the first troon in history to ever groom his eyebrows, and also to the poor esthetician who drew the short straw and had to finally wax the horny male weirdo's thighs:
I was hoping for a nice giraffe print, at least
Guess I shoulda waited and checked Twitter later, cuz the grim attempt to realize this fantasy is what I'm most excited for, tbh:
Bryan having a real moid moment, trying to pimp:
Condolences to those of us who hoped he might be the first troon in history to ever groom his eyebrows, and also to the poor esthetician who drew the short straw and had to finally wax the horny male weirdo's thighs:
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I want a line of people in fursuits down the hall waiting to nut in my amhole but the mask needs to stay on, no coof plz.
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In terms of diseases Wedge could get from his DenFur adventures, I'd say the coof is the least of his worries.
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Forehead in full bloom:
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I was hoping for a nice giraffe print, at least
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Guess I shoulda waited and checked Twitter later, cuz the grim attempt to realize this fantasy is what I'm most excited for, tbh:
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Bryan having a real moid moment, trying to pimp:
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Condolences to those of us who hoped he might be the first troon in history to ever groom his eyebrows, and also to the poor esthetician who drew the short straw and had to finally wax the horny male weirdo's thighs:
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Allahu Akbar!! It begins!! 
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Kevin forehead update:
It's so oily and creasy it's like a folded-up NY-style pizza.
It's so oily and creasy it's like a folded-up NY-style pizza.
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Their feminine role models are pornography stars, autopornophilia, you may quote me on that.
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Yeaaaahhhh they were "shocked" by Bryan's full leg wax because a full leg includes inner thighs and none of them wanted to be anywhere near your penis. SURPRISE PENIS is a bit of an occupational hazard for beauticians who deal with men, which is why many of them avoid male clients if poss for anything except face work. Also see: Yaniv, Jonathan
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By Allah, in the blessed land of Afghanistan, reigned over by the ever faithful warriors of the Taliban, these homosexual men, living insults against the god-pleasing natural form of a woman, would have been stoned while being thrown off a building, to not tempt Allah's vengeance
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Rainbow time: this is the most feminine Bryan's looked. It's like if Allison Janney had a distant cousin who escaped from the attic she was raised in, or someone's first steps toward a Log Lady cosplay. AGP Duckface is probably doing the heavy lifting, but it's better than the smirk.
He has the best hair on the Tranch, though it's only through virtue of not frying it and being able to locate a hairbrush.
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Now we need to find someone that smells like ham.
We've got sourdough, feta cheese (hardly hooligans, F)
We're well on our way to a nice lolcow sandwich
We've got sourdough, feta cheese (hardly hooligans, F)
We're well on our way to a nice lolcow sandwich