Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I meant "Forest Gump-ey"!
Damn autocorrect!

And speaking about being too dumb to fool the SSI but not enough to get it by legit means, how much of this is her parents doing?

Do they support her on getting it and legit think she's this disabled or do they know she's a faker and are just like "uh-huh honey, you'll surely get it this time".

A third option would be them enabling her but *also" being too dumb to fool the system.

"Autocorrect" is a term my phone automatically offers after "fucking". I feel you. In that case, yes - she was obviously somewhat better off during her university years. Yes, they had to make it easier for her, but she still got her bachelor's and master's degrees. Then again those were her child grooming years as well, so IDK.

Considering how Mom and Pops C have their own problems to deal with but wanted to coax her into staying in the house I'd go with a mix of options A and B: they are aware she's got issues but also know they're nowhere near as serious as she makes them out to be. They probably saw her medical records back when they adopted her and handled all her medical stuff ever since.

This is naturally all speculation - we only have a single unreliable narrator sobbing her stories of "abuse" into the void of twatter and Mastodon.

 

[Aguas Locas]

Finally managed to stay up to date with the thread and I can't believe Staph already went with:

• A failed Only Fans
• More failed SSI attemps
• Leaving the internet at least 10 times for muh spoons and drama
• The loaf of bread fiasco
• Losing friendships at mastodon
• Getting fights with wokies at twitter
• Getting fucked by her demon fwiends (according to her tho)
• Suicide baiting, bribe included
• And more

Just when I thought she got boring, Staph proves me wrong. And I'm sad a lot is missing from the Superstraight saga.

What I find amusing tho, is how she bounced from avoiding twitter after getting banned to have multiple accounts, ban evading, get drama, keep her mastodon accounts, get more drama and still NOT LEARN.

 

[Everybody]

I like her, she has that sort of undeserved self confidence we all wish we had.
Love the weird genders too, never saw anyone actually use those before (unironically).

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Spoiler: don't read the last ones if you're eating

: Pete's nicknames
: His response to them


Again with bringing shit up that everybody had already forgotten about and asking us not to ask. All you have to do to not be asked about something is to avoid mentioning it. Literally, just do nothing.
(X)

Better start counting the hours without egotistical tardrages.

We're fr calling closing/covering our eyes and seeing flashes of color and shape 'spiritual ascension' now.

*Rapists! Pedophiles! Argh!

'Brave spaces are learning environments in which the primary purpose of the interaction is a search for the truth, rather than support for a particular group of students, even insofar as some of the discussions will be uncomfortable for certain students.' This must be very hard for you to comprehend, Staph.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Countless abled bodied assholes have been able to bullshit their way onto SSI to get out of working, the system has always been flawed like that, but seeing Staph get denied again and again because she’s too stupid to game the system makes me cackle. When you take into consideration the resources she has to back her claims (more than one doctor that she sees regularly, already being on food stamps and welfare, documented mental health history ie hand sanitizer), and how her application is still denied, it’s pretty obvious that she is, in fact, not what her state considers “disabled enough” to qualify for SSI.

I actually have a good idea of why she's getting denied and it makes me laugh.

She only has a therapist, not a psych. A therapist can't diagnose and for sake of state disability their opinion on if you can work or not isn't nearly as important. As long as she doesn't have a psych giving her a diagnosis for her claims she will not get SSI. Her not realizing that as a social worker is just tragic and probably some evidence she shouldn't be in that field if nothing else.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Anyone else finding it really annoying that she keeps saying y'all?

I like that she had a whole thread about her yoga shit bragging about confronting her ego and without any hint of self awareness fobs off her shitty behaviour as a side effect instead of confronting her ego.

 

[Everybody]

Ooh.. the "spiritual awakening" arc. Nice.
I've seen some young women vlog about that on youtube, it's like they've gone full walrus on being the "chosen one".
Funny thing is that they're always: "on their way" just how the age of aquarius is always on it's way to heal the world, they never ever arrive.
Things are always: "about to happen" because: "they can feel it", it's like when Chris Chan got high of off talking about doing things instead of actually doing anything. Eventually they come down and they enter some sort of depressive period, a "time of healing and introspection".

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ooh.. the "spiritual awakening" arc. Nice.
I've seen some young women vlog about that on youtube, it's like they've gone full walrus on being the "chosen one".

I wish Staph at least had the decency to do a bunch of mushrooms for her shaman phase. Kids these days; no follow-through!

 

[Everybody]

I wish Staph at least had the decency to do a bunch of mushrooms for her shaman phase. Kids these days; no follow-through!

Something tells me that would send her over the edge, better not. But yeah, people who claim to be shamans never do the shaman droogs and people who just want to be in a ceremony for one evening do the droogs and enter psychosis, it's all backwards!

 

[Snack Cracker]

I wish Staph at least had the decency to do a bunch of mushrooms for her shaman phase. Kids these days; no follow-through!

I don’t think I’ve ever said this before, but a little bit of ego death might be good for Staph’s character and world outlook.

At this point I don’t think it could make her worse (optimistic optimistic).

 

[Aunt Carol]

At this point I don’t think it could make her worse (optimistic optimistic).

She'd have to buy the shrooms from someone, though; I would not want her to take her "foraging skills" out to the park, looking for mushrooms to eat.

The optimistic way to view Staph is that almost anything she does would be an improvement, including taking a shower.

 

[Snack Cracker]

She'd have to buy the shrooms from someone, though; I would not want her to take her "foraging skills" out to the park, looking for mushrooms to eat.

The optimistic way to view Staph is that almost anything she does would be an improvement, including taking a shower.

The thought of Staph trying to buy drugs of any kind just made me cackle.

Imagine her in her sped ass fedora and pronouns shirt walking up to a cluster of shady dudes in a park (because it’s not like she has any personal connections), “How do you do fellow drug enthusiasts? I would like to buy…..one magic mushroom? Did you know I’m a witch? I’m using them for astral travel.”

 

[Everybody]

I'm going through her thread from the beginning to get to know her better and she reminds me so much of the women who fell in love with inanimate objects:

It also makes me think of Chris Chan who was seen whispering to someone invisible in a clip where he jerks off as if he was actually having sex with someone.
They all lack the social skills to understand that they are super cringe, everything is on the table and the borders between fantasy, sexuality and reality are completely blurred.

The woman who is in love with the roller coaster even talks out loud to the roller coaster as if there is an actual conversation going on. Reading in the comments of the youtube clip I see someone mention that they knew her from when they were kids and they say that she was neglected by her parents and sexually abused by her brothers.
I wonder if neglect+ autism= this flavor of sexual lunacy specifically?

People question whether or not Stephanie is really handicapped but I think she is, just not in the way she think she is. She's just mimicking what she see other twitter/tumblr users write, just like Chris, without any deeper understanding of what it really means.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

(X)

I'm finding it hard to believe Staph has had multiple panic attacks considering what we know about their life, particularly their parents. The worst their parents have induced is tardrages. It's possible for them to've had one or two panic attacks, but not as many as they claim; could they have a panic disorder? I personally don't think they'd know what that kind of traumatizing fear feels like if it bit them.

You're here forever.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

claiming ptsd from dad jokes and being told to wash and drinking hand sanitiser because she was corrected at her job is being too sensitive. Staph suicide baits whenever someone disagrees with her online too. All of her problems boil down too she's too sensitive to cope

 

[Snack Cracker]

Of course they say she’s too sensitive, she can’t go online (or outside) without being triggered in SOME way, and personal accountability= panic attack.

If I was Ma and Pa C I would have called the police on her too if she was throwing things or threatening to harm herself (over the abuse of something like being asked to wash dishes).

People who have panic attacks don’t have the police called on them unless they’re a danger to themselves or others which is really rare compared to things like a good old fashioned psychosis. That, in my opinion might be worth a police call depending.

Her parents are asking her to grow SOME kind of skin but even they’re on the “she should probably be in a group home” train.

 

[Aguas Locas]

Staph's parents are right in calling her "too sensitive", hell, even kind of not saying outright she's a failure. There are quite a lot of documented meltdowns and most of them are caused by Staph, without considering she uses those ugly fedoras and shirts as a way to trigger people to fight her and validate her victim complex each time she goes outside.

I would not be surprised if besides of throwing bread loafs and dumping cups in the toilet, Ms. Yarrow have threatened her parents with more objects and straight out be physically violent to them. Maybe she should keep summoning demons to grow a thicker skin

 

[Ceres]

Just because you’re having a panic attack, that doesn’t excuse whatever you’re doing that’s making people want to call the police, distressed state of mind or not. The world does not fucking revolve around you, Staph. Your parents live in that house too, they take care of you, they have a right to safety and peace of mind just as much as you do.

 

[Smarmy]

Spoiler: Fet dump: our Succubus is broadening her career prospects

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Spoiler: Video

10 second preview, I'm not paying for four minutes of this.

Spoiler: Pics (NSFL)

Sapphire Succubus welcomes you into xyr domain

Xe's been expecting you

Xe wants to tempt you to the dark side

Can you handle what xe has to offer?

Yes, these are all Staph's captions.