Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

I was trying to think of healthy, independent hobbies that Jaron could do, and thought of my favorite: long distance running. Then I wondered: can he even run for long distances with that artificial wound between his legs or would the chafing make it disintegrate? Is he incapable of doing physical activity now for fear of aggravating it?
Certain types of internal scar tissue can hurt like the mother of all fuck. This isn't true for everyone who has major surgery, but it does/can happen and it leaves you unable to do impact (as in "high-impact" but also "foot striking ground") cardio for the rest of your life unless you want to start having kicked-in-the-nuts level pain every time you work out. Even then, though, those people can generally do LISS cardio.

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Certain types of internal scar tissue can hurt like the mother of all fuck. This isn't true for everyone who has major surgery, but it does/can happen and it leaves you unable to do impact (as in "high-impact" but also "foot striking ground") cardio for the rest of your life unless you want to start having kicked-in-the-nuts level pain every time you work out. Even then, though, those people can generally do LISS cardio.

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So, they sit around making dick sucking sounds? Who came up with that I wonder???
 
At this point, he could probably swim. I doubt he has the kind of injury that isn’t healed enough so swimming is out. Especially if he uses a kick board and doesn’t soak himself. His mermaid obsession should draw him to it.

Maybe a trampoline? It’s a gentle jump anyway, although landing wrong could be problematic.

Yoga is gentle and you can skip poses that are difficult. There is even chair yoga, usually old ladies but hey, gotta start somewhere.
His options may be limited right now, and if so, there isn’t a lot of physical things I can think of.

Maybe Harvard has something. They probably have a lot of smart people who hate sports. I’m sure they have rowing, and it’s hard work but you sit. Kayaking is another idea. He used to love soccer but that might be hard now.

But a hobby like taking up the guitar could interest him and keep his hands busy enough to stay out of the French fries since it seems the fatter you get the less likely they want to solve it. Losing some weight should help him look better and want to try.
 
Jazz has this wicked combination of (a) childish/simplistic understanding about how the world works, (b) growing up in an environment where everything she says is "valid", and (c) getting emotionally distressed on the rare occasions that an outsider challenges her worldview. Potential for massive lulz at Harvard when she comes into conflict with people who have had to earn their places and have engaged in actual intellectual debates before.

Remember that hilarious anti-racism poem she wrote? I can just imagine her piping up in class with some inane bullshit about how everyone should love one another. Or bragging about the black trans lives matter episode of her show and getting called out by someone who sees it as the blatant publicity stunt that it really was.

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Or maybe she'll realize she's out of her depth and say nothing at all, before eventually exploding into tears and running out of the class when someone utters a controversial opinion. Would love to be a fly on the wall.

Joking aside, I think that her going away from Florida can only be a good thing. I don't think she will be allowed to fail given all the resources around her, and it should force her to deal with some of her issues. She will be intellectually challenged and stimulated for possibly the first time. Assuming she makes it through, she should emerge in a much better place.
 
So we’ve reached the “giving away an autographed muumuu” stage of fame:
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That creeping hairline is the same for all three Bloshinsky boys.
Wasn't making "team" (for their woke charity) tie-dyed t-shirts one of the very first episodes of this show? Groundhog day...

What's with that "dip" in his hair that wasn't there before? Looks almost like failed side bangs, or maybe he's trying to cover some of that increasingly exposed fivehead.
 
Wasn't making "team" (for their woke charity) tie-dyed t-shirts one of the very first episodes of this show? Groundhog day...

What's with that "dip" in his hair that wasn't there before? Looks almost like failed side bangs, or maybe he's trying to cover some of that increasingly exposed fivehead.
Could be he's trying to cover his forehead but it looks like he just doesn't brush his hair.
 
View attachment 2463756 WOW I never would have guessed where this family stands on the "injecting people with experimental substances" issue. Thanks for clearing that up, jazz!


fr though who the fuck is asking jazz jennings for medical advice?
Wow, I'll totally get the jab because this obese tranny told me to!
 
At this point, he could probably swim. I doubt he has the kind of injury that isn’t healed enough so swimming is out. Especially if he uses a kick board and doesn’t soak himself. His mermaid obsession should draw him to it.

Maybe a trampoline? It’s a gentle jump anyway, although landing wrong could be problematic.

Yoga is gentle and you can skip poses that are difficult. There is even chair yoga, usually old ladies but hey, gotta start somewhere.
His options may be limited right now, and if so, there isn’t a lot of physical things I can think of.

Maybe Harvard has something. They probably have a lot of smart people who hate sports. I’m sure they have rowing, and it’s hard work but you sit. Kayaking is another idea. He used to love soccer but that might be hard now.

But a hobby like taking up the guitar could interest him and keep his hands busy enough to stay out of the French fries since it seems the fatter you get the less likely they want to solve it. Losing some weight should help him look better and want to try.
Have you seen tranny amholes?
They are constantly agape. Swimming sounds like it would be hell. You step out of the pool and just feel the warm water start dripping down your leg...or back into the pool 🤢
 
Have you seen tranny amholes?
They are constantly agape. Swimming sounds like it would be hell. You step out of the pool and just feel the warm water start dripping down your leg...or back into the pool 🤢
Jazz has been seen swimming before. And at the beach. He can always wear something to protect the hole there. I'm sure someone somewhere has invented something to protect your (real) vagina from any kind of water entering, and now troons are a thing, they are even more handy.
 
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