Taliban offensive of 2021 and collapse of Afghan government.

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That's it. The Taliban is finished. Anything Sargon touches crumbles to dust. The CIA should have planted him years ago.

 

[Bongocat]

I think it's safe to say that this was a crushing victory for the Taliban. They managed to present themselves as a just force for order by controlling their men and putting every atrocity they undoubtedly made far from anyone with a smartphone and an internet connection. Combine it with the non-existent USA leadership, globohomo, western corruption and criticisms of the USA army and you have large swaths of the internet declaring the USA as the villain.

It shows how important is presentation in modern culture because the chances of any western country returning to Afghanistan is absolutely nill.

I realize that the Taliban is being romanticized in our heads to a certain extent, but it's difficult not to sympathize with them after you've become aware of how insidious the "good guys" are.

 

[HumanHive]

How did the Taliban kill so many of our Afghan 'allies'? The Taliban simply used bait they couldn't resist:

The virgin cheeks of prepubescent boys.
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Taliban use 'honey trap' boys to kill Afghan police

Taliban are using child sex slaves to mount crippling insider attacks on police in southern Afghanistan, say survivors.

www.dawn.com

https://archive.md/4eulk

CATFISHED TO DEATH

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

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Golly Gee, if only there were a few oil rich Muslim countries that could help you instead of the Americans. Fucking retards MREs have more than the main menu item.

>starving and desperate
>complain about the menu
FUCK OFF
Leave these picky fuckers to their own devices.

I wanna secede from the US

The Texas Republic will rise and we won't have to deal with this shit.

Unless Greg 'happy wheels' abbot fucks up my state more

You will never secede alone. Oklahoma will forever be with you wherever you are.

Afghan migrants have a reputation of being rapist across europe, and yet it's baffling how politicians and activists still want to import thousands of them to their country.

It's not baffling, it's a power game. They want to oppress their citizens and reduce their focus on the ruling class at best, outright replace the threat to their power at worst.

 

[Bongocat]

This is the thing.

The literal worst thing the Taliban could do right now is start butchering American citizens. America has been embarrassed, but there are still a fuckton of soldiers and marines sitting at Hamid Karzai International who have been stewing for over a week now. The longer this drags on, the more dangerous it becomes, but for the moment, all the US needs is a reason to fly off the handle, orders or no.

The funniest outcome possible would be the Taliban completely leaving the planes alone, and one of them crashing anyway due to maintenance oversight.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

The funniest outcome possible would be the Taliban completely leaving the planes alone, and one of them crashing anyway due to maintenance oversight.

how about just one of those refugees getting sucked into a turbine? seems pretty damn likely all things considered.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!

Wtf

The lwadership all look caucasian but the grunts on the ground do not.

 

[Tom Myers]

That's it. The Taliban is finished. Anything Sargon touches crumbles to dust. The CIA should have planted him years ago.

Afghanistan is about to get some Applebee's.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I realize that the Taliban is being romanticized in our heads to a certain extent, but it's difficult not to sympathize with them after you've become aware of how insidious the "good guys" are.

The Taliban are Goat Fucking, Women Hating Savages who will torture and behead anyone who dares disagree with their religion, and they should be bombed into the dirt every time they stick their dirty heads out of the ground.

BUT

The Swamp is no different in any way including the Goatfucking. Washington DC is just Afghanistan with Better PR Reps, and should be sterilized with Napalm, put out with Jesus pissing on the flames after drinking holy water and the ground salted just to be sure that it will never regrow.

 

[WinchesterWhiskey]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned that one suicide vest in the crowd, no matter where would a clusterfuck to deal with. You have NATO guys on the ground, an easily frenzied crowd, and no easy way to search folks.

 

[Ow The Edge]

There is no reason to think Pooh will evade the USA and Russia's mistakes. They'll try to make Belt and Road agreement, get cucked of paying, invade, claim they won, get bogged in, get fucked over by Taliban backed by USA/EU money, pull out after a decade or two.

If the Chinese ever invade (unlikely), they’re just going to genocide the shit out of any tribe or village that looks at them funny. None of this useless “hearts and minds” bs, just good old fashioned imperialist takeover with a side of communism.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

bankers quietly using the IMF to rule the world

Can you expand on this?

 

[Cubanodun]

ISIS has joined the match

 

[DumbDude42]

If the Chinese ever invade (unlikely), they’re just going to genocide the shit out of any tribe or village that looks at them funny. None of this useless “hearts and minds” bs, just good old fashioned imperialist takeover with a side of communism.

yeah the only way to rule afghanistan would be to remove all the afghans from the premises, by force

the thing is, that patch of barren wasteland really isn't worth the effort. best way for the chinese would be to simply make deals with whoever is in power, pay them off so they allow the chinks to run mining operations, and ignore the rest of the country

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

If the Chinese ever invade (unlikely), they’re just going to genocide the shit out of any tribe or village that looks at them funny. None of this useless “hearts and minds” bs, just good old fashioned imperialist takeover with a side of communism.

It won't work, besides western journos that will record it out of the knowledge that chinks shooting back at them will cause an international incident, the soldiers will likely get substance abuse from the repeated exterminations, there will be a logistical nightmare and plenty of friendly fire, and, finally, the average taliban fighter might be dumber than a chink, but will have more initiative and creativity.

Basically the expectation the Chinese won't fuck this up is as ridiculous of thinking the same on the USA 2 decades ago.

 

[DumbDude42]

It won't work, besides western journos that will record it out of the knowledge that chinks shooting back at them will cause an international incident, the soldiers will likely get substance abuse from the repeated exterminations, there will be a logistical nightmare and plenty of friendly fire, and, finally, the average taliban fighter might be dumber than a chink, but will have more initiative and creativity.

Basically the expectation the Chinese won't fuck this up is as ridiculous of thinking the same on the USA 2 decades ago.

nah if you give your troops orders to shoot any and all afghans on sight and go scorched earth on any settlement you take, it's pretty easy to do and hard to fuck up. you systematically take over the country, one square mile at a time, leave nothing alive, once you're done it's pacified and quiet forever.
and sure it'll leave the soldiers who have to carry it out with severe trauma, mental health in shambles, but the chinese don't seem like they'd let themselves get stopped by that sort of thing, they'll simply consider it part of the necessary sacrifice, no war without casualties, and get on with it.

but i doubt that the chinks are willing to take the PR hit that would come with such an operation, so it won't happen

 

[Ow The Edge]

It won't work, besides western journos that will record it out of the knowledge that chinks shooting back at them will cause an international incident, the soldiers will likely get substance abuse from the repeated exterminations, there will be a logistical nightmare and plenty of friendly fire, and, finally, the average taliban fighter might be dumber than a chink, but will have more initiative and creativity.

Basically the expectation the Chinese won't fuck this up is as ridiculous of thinking the same on the USA 2 decades ago.

The Chinese are good at shutting down the internet and other communications. On the off chance that they can’t either buy off, expel, or just scream racist at any snooping journal, they’ll just shoot him and deny he ever existed. No man, no problem. But again, unlikely to ever happen.

 

[Cool Dog]

There is no reason to think Pooh will evade the USA and Russia's mistakes. They'll try to make Belt and Road agreement, get cucked of paying, invade, claim they won, get bogged in, get fucked over by Taliban backed by USA/EU money, pull out after a decade or two.

The chinks are getting away with genociding/converting muslims in their own country, you think they cant do the same in afghanistan? assuming they even bother considering it might be cheaper to just pay off some local warlords to let the chink crews strip mine their entire country and pollute what groundwater remains with every kind of carcinogen known to man and chink alike

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Once again they are gonna hitch a free ride as refugees and another wave of truckers of peace will come to a town near you

The situation with syrian refugees was far less chaotic and even then they couldnt sort even fucking adults from kids, or even syrians from nonsyrian opportunists. This time with this disaster brewing you're gonna get entire terror cells transplanted into yurope and murrica

Its over, nothing sort of refusing to take refugees is going to prevent this and even that is a dick move considering some of the people are fucked for having helped the invaders

It won't work, besides western journos that will record it out of the knowledge that chinks shooting back at them will cause an international incident

And? and what? what is the west gonna do? sanctions? on their biggest supplier/creditor/customer?

The west cucked itself, the chinks openly spread a massive plague and nothing fucking happened, the west didnt do shit, and you think they'll do something about a bunch of goat molesters getting chingchonned? you think even one braindead normalfag is going to stop buying iphones because those are made in china? that they are going to boycott the chinks like they did south africa? that the UN its gonna do shit when china has bought the votes of most poor countries?

, the soldiers will likely get substance abuse from the repeated exterminations

Show me a chink soldier having a bad time raping uyghur women, you think they're gonna feel bad about barbarians who dont even look like them?

the average taliban fighter might be dumber than a chink, but will have more initiative and creativity.

I fully expect the chinese to use chemical and even biological weapons against them

They just did against the rest of the world and nobody cared

Basically the expectation the Chinese won't fuck this up is as ridiculous of thinking the same on the USA 2 decades ago.

Nah, the gringos had to be the "good guys", nobody expects the chinese to be the good guys. You can expect libs in burgerland to go ape at brown kids getting blown to pieces (even if their crying amounts to shit and the war continues) meanwhile you will NEVER see chinese openly protesting invading an inferior country because even the most lefty chink is a nationalist to their core and at worst will protest a war only if its very damaging to the middle kingdom, and even then will only do it in the most subtle manner for fear of getting gulag'd by the chicom overlords

 

[Feline Supremacist]

nah if you give your troops orders to shoot any and all afghans on sight and go scorched earth on any settlement you take, it's pretty easy to do and hard to fuck up. you systematically take over the country, one square mile at a time, leave nothing alive, once you're done it's pacified and quiet forever.
and sure it'll leave the soldiers who have to carry it out with severe trauma, mental health in shambles, but the chinese don't seem like they'd let themselves get stopped by that sort of thing, they'll simply consider it part of the necessary sacrifice, no war without casualties, and get on with it.

but i doubt that the chinks are willing to take the PR hit that would come with such an operation, so it won't happen

So what I was told early this morning is that the general at the scene was told not to take abandoned kids or babies while half our troops on the ground are split between pretending not to hear him and grabbing whoever they can, finding space to put them on departing flights as the other half actively tries to stop them and avoid get caught on camera doing so.

So while I'm giving you info someone heard from someone else imagine that this is making the rounds with supporting units all throughout our military, then their families and friends. Morale is going to tank and the public is going to demand that heads roll.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

ISIS has joined the match

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ISIS IN DA HOUSE:

seriously though, after hearing from that american in yesterday's video, that the State Department just sent out blank VISAs all over and everyone in Kabul can fill out their names and pretend they're owed a flight out of the country, is anyone surprised? I'm willing to bet every single last one of them that got in, did so using that VISA form and little else lmao.

such a pity that they don't have access to something like biometrics data to additionally confirm if they really were in their system and worked for the US, unlike the Taliban who are likely still grateful to have been gifted it!