Manosphere Mystery Man - SlutHate dumbass who couldn't leave well enough alone

[DrChristianTroy]

Wow, this shit is still going.
How's your hairline, @MysteryMan? Did you ever get it fixed?

Dude's hair is abandoning him like Thonis? How sad.

 

[MysteryMan]

Wow, this shit is still going.
How's your hairline, @MysteryMan? Did you ever get it fixed?

My hairline will be like this within 10 months:

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

The reaction everyone will have to MysteryMan in a year.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

My hairline will be like this within 10 months:

That wasn't the question you big dummy. What's your hair like now? I'm guessing it's straight up Mr. Belding.

 

[ON 190]

The average male hairline is apparently "balding" to SHers.

Should the ideal hairline start at the eyebrows? That would be creepy.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

My hairline will be like this within 10 months:

No no, see, balding is how your hair goes away over time.
So, given your current hairline, in 10 months it will have receded to the back of your neck.

 

[MysteryMan]

No no, see, balding is how your hair goes away over time.
So, given your current hairline, in 10 months it will have receded to the back of your neck.

I'm on finasteride brah. Rolled that dice... No sides thank god. Only need to keep hair until 60. Luckily I have the same hairline as every man in my family and none of them are bald they just recede and have an ugly triangle. Pray for my hair...

 

[HickoryDickory]

I'm on finasteride brah. Rolled that dice... No sides thank god. Only need to keep hair until 60. Luckily I have the same hairline as every man in my family and none of them are bald they just recede and have an ugly triangle. Pray for my hair...

A widow's peak?

 

[MysteryMan]

A widow's peak?

Yeah but looks shit because the triangle starts low down then goes back. Just hangs down over my forehead like a rat's tail unless I style it. Can't have 99.9% of hairstyles 'cause they all look awful on me. Gonna pay to have a normal man's hairline

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm on finasteride brah. Rolled that dice... No sides thank god. Only need to keep hair until 60. Luckily I have the same hairline as every man in my family and none of them are bald they just recede and have an ugly triangle. Pray for my hair...

Should just accept your fate as an ugly, wack loser. Clearly it's fate.

 

[MysteryMan]

Should just accept your fate as an ugly, wack loser. Clearly it's fate.

Lol my fate was to live life as a monstrosity 0/10 max. Now I am a solid 4/10 or 6/10 on a good day. Thanks based looksmaxxing

 

[Rin]

Lol my fate was to live life as a monstrosity 0/10 max. Now I am a solid 4/10 or 6/10 on a good day. Thanks based looksmaxxing

Was when you started "looksmaxing" also when you decided you couldn't stand being around women who weren't attracted to you?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Lol my fate was to live life as a monstrosity 0/10 max. Now I am a solid 4/10 or 6/10 on a good day. Thanks based looksmaxxing

You're on an internet forum dedicated to being wicked sexist and making up retarded sayings for words that already exist. I can assure you that you're still a wack asshole/10.

EDIT- So tell us about your father. Is he as insecure as you? Is he ashamed of you?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Lol my fate was to live life as a monstrosity 0/10 max. Now I am a solid 4/10 or 6/10 on a good day. Thanks based looksmaxxing

Yeah, after years of sitting in the basement making yourself into an unlikable troglodyte, you now are just slightly beneath a normal, functioning human being. Really living the dream there.
Btw, they're doing some studies to look into the potential for finasteride to fuck up your sexual performance and libido. Oops.

 

[ON 190]

@MysteryMan please post a picture of what you consider a "non-balding" hairline. I wish to be educated.

 

[SP 199]

@MysteryMan please post a picture of what you consider a "non-balding" hairline. I wish to be educated.

Because he totally won't photoshop it again

 

[MysteryMan]

Yeah, after years of sitting in the basement making yourself into an unlikable troglodyte, you now are just slightly beneath a normal, functioning human being. Really living the dream there.
Btw, they're doing some studies to look into the potential for finasteride to fuck up your sexual performance and libido. Oops.

That news is oldddddddddddd. Finasteride hasn't given me bad side effects, no libido loss etc... It's just saving my hair

You're on an internet forum dedicated to being wicked sexist and making up retarded sayings for words that already exist. I can assure you that you're still a wack asshole/10.

EDIT- So tell us about your father. Is he as insecure as you? Is he ashamed of you?

I'm not a virgin = only thing that matters hahaha... Why would I care about my dad's thoughts? I'm not my dad, I'm me, who cares what anyone else wants? But he's alpha he approves of playing the field.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

That news is oldddddddddddd. Finasteride hasn't given me bad side effects, no libido loss etc... It's just saving my hair

So why are they still running tests?
And it "saving" you hair remains to be seen.

 

[ON 190]

But he's alpha he approves of playing the field.

So he knows he son is a complete douchebag who posts on SlutHate and has to go defend himself against people laughing at him.

 

[MysteryMan]

So why are they still running tests?
And it "saving" you hair remains to be seen.

Obviously because some guys get sexual sides... I'm on the medication and have been on it a while now. Didn't notice any sexual problems... Everyone who is taking the medicine is aware of these things I'm sure but they roll the dice to keep their hair.