Which lolcow would you unironically sex?

[raider of the lost wifi]

Venus Angelic

 

[behindyourightnow]

Oliver/Abigail Thorn. Physically attractive and I unfortunately have a weakness for crazies. It would definitely be a 'sneak out of the house before dawn while they're asleep and delete their number' kind of deal, though.

 

[_ThePieman_]

shoe0nhead

 

[A nameless trool]

I'd do shoe too

 

[Bastard_Call]

I'd do sh0e if shoe if she wasn't tragically bald. Also her armpits are ugly.

I agree that Aydin Paladin is hot, but I'd hope to leave before she started measuring my skull or citing scientific papers to justify mixing her menstrual fluids into my breakfast.

After that, I guess Momokun. I don't know many female cows and Momokun was an alright slampig last I checked. Though last I checked was a long time ago.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Shoe, that ass is N I C E

If I was gay then catboykami, mothefucker is crazy and has a good physique.

Uh huh sure you mean if.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

shoe0nhead
Idubzz GF
Zoe Quinn

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

Uh huh sure you mean if.

Oh yeah i'm packing bags to boganland just to get catboypussy.

I guess Momokun. I don't know many female cows and Momokun was an alright slampig last I checked. Though last I checked was a long time ago.

Nonono, no she's not, oh dios mio.

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

I fuck sargoy of mossad

I'd let Pokimane dangle her fupa on me and then use gfuel as lube

I would carry that gunt

 

[Nazi Elmo]

i'd problely go with my boy shoe0nhead

 

[Mister Mint]

Assuming they shut the fuck up and don't talk to me ever again:
shoe0nhead
felicia day
Allison Pregler
Anisa Jomha
and the ralphababy

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Shoe, Momo, AOC and Poki

 

[gooseberry-picker]

Oliver/Abigail Thorn. Physically attractive and I unfortunately have a weakness for crazies. It would definitely be a 'sneak out of the house before dawn while they're asleep and delete their number' kind of deal, though.

I'd saw my own dick off before getting raped by that linebacker.

I'd definitely punish Bella for interrupting our Christory, though.

 

[Xenarthran]

Nickalaus Boyd Stoutzenberger

 

[behindyourightnow]

I'd saw my own dick off before getting raped by that linebacker.

I'm attracted to men though, that's the key

 

[Caped Baldman]

Two years later and I have to agree with the guy on the first page, I'd take Emily Youcis before any of these other nasty bitches!

 

[Apis mellifera]

Connor Murphy, he's batshit insane after abusing psychedelics, but he's still fairly jacked and he has an attractive face. He looks like he'd give good head, too.

 

[Reluctant MC]

gimpgirl555, to see whether she's good in bed or not. I recommend her lolcow thread, she's insane and somewhat good at drawing manga, strange looking. Feel free to give me horrifying ratings afterwards. But they say curiosity killed the cat so...

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I'm so glad no one has still said Isabella Janke

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

I'm so glad no one has still said Isabella Janke