Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[LurkTrawl]

PPP is visibly less corpulent than in the Andy/George Floyd reenactment, he certainly hasnt faked it all.

Fourth option: PPP has been wearing a realistic fatsuit this entire time and will reveal he's actually a stickman like Surfer.

 

[Martial Autist]

Fourth option: PPP has been wearing a realistic fatsuit this entire time and will reveal he's actually a stickman like Surfer.

It is somewhat odd that a pair that appears to share meals multiple times per day would be so different in terms of BMI.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

would be so different in terms of BMI

The spirit of Gunt compelled me.

 

[hot hot leg]

It is somewhat odd that a pair that appears to share meals multiple times per day would be so different in terms of BMI.

Consider that in most of his videos, PPP is sitting while Surfer is up and moving around.

 

[alan thicke]

It is somewhat odd that a pair that appears to share meals multiple times per day would be so different in terms of BMI.

 

[waffle]

It is somewhat odd that a pair that appears to share meals multiple times per day would be so different in terms of BMI.

I think Surfer takes most/all his meals with PPP, and PPP only takes about half of his with Surfer.

Surfer also talks about how he runs all the time and shit, which I don't think PPP was doing.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It is somewhat odd that a pair that appears to share meals multiple times per day would be so different in terms of BMI.

It’s like the Mennonite couples where the man is super skinny and the women is a fat ham beast. PPP and Surfer are a Canadian Mennonite couple

Yes Surfer confirmed he goes for runs around the block throwing Romans at all the old Grannies driving by and the grannies love it

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I rarely hear Surfer talking about going out to eat and he doesn't seem to get food delivered. Cooks most of his meals. The only time I've seen him eat fast food was a Subway Sandwich during the oil drilling story.

PPP never cooks and gets a lot of food delivered.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I rarely hear Surfer talking about going out to eat and he doesn't seem to get food delivered. Cooks most of his meals. The only time I've seen him eat fast food was a Subway Sandwich during the oil drilling story.

PPP never cooks and gets a lot of food delivered.

To be fair to PPP, Surfers mom brings over groceries for Surfer. She will notice if Surfer isn’t cooking the food and is ordering takeout instead.

 

[Notbok]

Pizza bros...

#1 Most Addictive Food

HEALTHY KETOGENIC DIET AND INTERMITTENT FASTING: https://www.drberg.com/healthy-keto-and-intermittent-fasting-planHealthiest Keto Pizza: https://youtu.be/W8G...

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[Miller]

Congrats frens, we made it to Pizza Day

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Day 17 of @Null providing neither proof of gunt, stable service to his site or glorious photography of pizza ....

just what is this world coming to

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Day 17 of @Null providing neither proof of gunt, stable service to his site or glorious photography of pizza ....

just what is this world coming to

Do we even know if it’s cheap chain America pizza that Null is ordering from Ukraine or Serbia or is authentic wood pizza oven pizza?

 

[American Bullfrog]

I have a feeling that PPP is going to disappear again and we’re going have another drought. Inb4 RIP weight loss saga.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Story time with Surfer:
His grandpa accidentally killed one of his own friends.

According to 3P Rand told a story about being so drunk off his ass at a watering hole he almost let his kid drown to death and when he pulled him out he did think for a bit the lad had actually died.

 

[LurkTrawl]

What's the likelihood of PPP commenting on the recent Ralph data leaks?

Speaking of killstream.tv - it has been breached along with every other site hosted with secureserver.tv (owned/hosted on imavex's servers).
If you ever gave money to Gunt or any of the sites hosted on secureserver.tv then your info is now public. It's safe to assume anything you provided has been stolen.

• The PHP for all of the sites is likely stolen from a template and is incredibly badly written
• They stored the data from all of these sites in a single database on a server with a weak password
• Imavex has not notified anyone that everything on their servers has been stolen yet (to my knowledge)
• Very likely that someone else has breached before and skimmed full credit card info

And the financial info gleaned from them?

Spoiler: Math

Just some quick finances we can do with this fantastic leak,
7.99 tier x 271 = $2165.29
79.99 x 59 = $4719.41
79.98 x 75 = $5998.50

Giving a grand scam-total of $12,883.20.
Not a bad haul all said, and theres no accounting with the non-yearly "chads" how long they actually signed up for, a scam well exceeding the Miami kickstarter fiasco from a few years back.

For the sake of an easy calculation, let's assume the $7.99 paypigs stay for the year.

$2165.29 a month X 12 = $25,983.48 a year. That's equivalent to $541.32 a week. He streams M-F so that's about $108.26 a night.

$4719.41 and $5998.50 are YEARLY subs, not monthly. Ethan is NOT making $12k a month, he wishes lol.

This adds an extra $10,717.90 for the entire year.

Adding these up, that's a grand total of:
$36,701.38

Now we know why May still has to get a fucking second job.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

EDIT 2: So Ethan makes $36,701.38 in subscriptions before fees. However, he pays $500 each month for the web hosting service, plus an additional 30% fee out of each subscription according to AltisticRight. He's paying roughly $11,010.3 in fees on the dollar, plus $6,000 a year for hosting, so this leaves him with $17,010 taken out before the money even hits his bank account.

Therefore he's only making $19,691 a year because that's what actually even gets into his hands.

That's equivalent to $393.82 a week (50 weeks), or $7.87 an hour for a 50 hour working week.

The poverty line in America is considered less than $16,000 a year, if anyone was wondering.

You can currently get that from entry level work at McDonald's. Literally making what is considered minimum wage in a lot of the USA. It's definitely not enough for him to take his money and actually move somewhere nice or live large. Maybe his money goes further in Bumfuck Virginia, so he has to stay there.

Also keep in Mind that May has admitted she took up a job of her own (while pregnant), so Ethan definitely isn't making enough to support them both.

EDIT: This also doesn't account for taxes, or medicare and social security tax. That's got to be at least $3000. Gunt might actually be below the legal poverty line. lol.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

What's the likelihood of PPP commenting on the recent Ralph data leaks?

And the financial info gleaned from them?

You could easily live in a bum fuck or ghetto part of Virginia on that kind of money and be comfortable. Especially when your biggest expense is Booze. And any travel you do you can just write off in your LLC. Heck Gunt probably tries to write off his Makers as a show expense (in Canada at least business meals and entertainment are only tax deductible at 50%)

 

[gaystoner]

I have a feeling that PPP is going to disappear again and we’re going have another drought. Inb4 RIP weight loss saga.

Baked and Nick are too terrified to do anything other than do a driving stream or post on a 'incel' twitter account. Feds are watching. He could go hard against Ethan Ralph again but he did just grace us with Demon Spawn 2.0 a few days ago.

I personally think Cuckada is a great idea but I bet its depressing to pay attention to whats happening there. Anytime I see Justin Trudeau speak its like I'm transported to another time where a king has his vassal's. No rights just adherence to his decree's. Personally I'd love for him to go hard against Joe Biden who is clearly suffering from dementia..in general its a funny situation that'd be great to hear him rant about.

 

[American Bullfrog]

Baked and Nick are too terrified to do anything other than do a driving stream or post on a 'incel' twitter account. Feds are watching. He could go hard against Ethan Ralph again but he did just grace us with Demon Spawn 2.0 a few days ago.

I personally think Cuckada is a great idea but I bet its depressing to pay attention to whats happening there. Anytime I see Justin Trudeau speak its like I'm transported to another time where a king has his vassal's. No rights just adherence to his decree's. Personally I'd love for him to go hard against Joe Biden who is clearly suffering from dementia..in general its a funny situation that'd be great to hear him rant about.

I would love him to do anything. The weight loss thing is an excuse not to make content. Be fat, don’t be fat; I don’t care. You should always be funny!