US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Gehenna said:
Your second is most plausible. The issue on the ground doesn't appear to be an issue of numbers, we have plenty of planes. The issue si the Taliban threatening to shoot them out of the sky.


This is just begging for a massacre.
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I honestly believe that the only reason those American troops and civilians haven't been mowed down by Taliban gunfire, is because it's a bigger bloody nose to America, and better PR for non-western entities, to watch America make an arse of itself. This way, America can't point at a bad guy, because this is a mistake of their own making.

Unfortunately, i think there will be a time soon, where patience runs out and a "we told you so" will make America look worse than those doing the massacre. I hope I'm wrong.
 
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Gehenna said:
There's no way to -use- it though. "We sent civilian aircraft into a warzone and they got shot down" has no way to fire BUT backwards. It's a helluva risk to take to expect the TALIBAN to hold back.
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That and it essentially took a week for this regime to pretty much lift a finger all the while the Brits and Aussies have been working overtime since the beginning.
 
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HymanHive said:
It's just very, very strange. Only military aircraft have flown in to Afghan. You took a civvy flight from [redacted] to [redacted] then boarded a military flight from [redacted] to Afghanistan. To send civvy planes in now, under the guise of "we need more planes", to me, means one of two things:

1) There will be a YUGE air lift coming within the next week, where it is end-to-end planes leaving one after another (similar to a large airshow if anyone has ever seen one on departure day, or Heathrow airport that has a plane departing every 2 minutes)

2) The American armed forces will be yanked out of there before 31st August and civvy flights will be sent in as either bait, or as an international effort of "You can't shoot civvy planes, the UN says so". Which would mean that Russia and China tell the taliban to stand-down.
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I think the civ aircraft are picking up the exported humans at places like Qatar to carry them onward to what ever destination. I think Qatar doesn't want 10s of thousands of humans dumped on them.

HymanHive said:
I honestly believe that the only reason those American troops and civilians haven't been mowed down by Taliban gunfire, is because it's a bigger bloody nose to America, and better PR for non-western entities, to watch America make an arse of itself. This way, America can't point at a bad guy, because this is a mistake of their own making.

Unfortunately, i think there will be a time soon, where patience runs out and a "we told you so" will make America look worse than those doing the massacre. I hope I'm wrong.
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I think the Chinese are coaching them and they want that UN seat and formal recognition. It wouldn't surprise me if that Taliban are holding a few (maybe hundred) US prisoners to twist Biden's short hairs and force him to recognize them and recommend they get the UN seat.
 
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In before you give me all the reasons why not, I’m just a civilian who sees people stuck in a warzone and doesn’t understand why the No. 1 military force in the world is failing to help their own citizens. How hard can it be?
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Blake Chortles said:
The Taliban are just gonna start rounding up the people in front of the airport next.

They literally walked over, shot a couple civilians and terrorized everyone in full view and we didn’t do anything.
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Mr. Skeltal said:
Grim and somber. A reminder that everyone who died in the name of American military interventionism died in vain.

Can't wait.
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At least Kamala Harris is having a laugh over this.
HymanHive said:
I honestly believe that the only reason those American troops and civilians haven't been mowed down by Taliban gunfire, is because it's a bigger bloody nose to America, and better PR for non-western entities, to watch America make an arse of itself. This way, America can't point at a bad guy, because this is a mistake of their own making.

Unfortunately, i think there will be a time soon, where patience runs out and a "we told you so" will make America look worse than those doing the massacre. I hope I'm wrong.
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At least Kamala Harris will have a laugh over this.
 
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Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
It will be canceled due to COVID and fears of terrorist attacks.
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That's been one of my fears too. Now that ISIS are creeping their little heads up I am even more concerned. The Taliban are in it for the lifestyle, they want to be the tribal leaders of their little desert areas. ISIS are batshit crazy and were propped up by King Nigger while they were still "Syrian rebels". They would see it as a huge advantage to do something stupid and get American sentiment gamed back toward reinvading, which I'm sure the glowies and MIC would just feel oh so sad about.
The curious thing will be how Biden handles them vs how Obama and Trump did.
 
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Gehenna said:
There's no way to -use- it though. "We sent civilian aircraft into a warzone and they got shot down" has no way to fire BUT backwards. It's a helluva risk to take to expect the TALIBAN to hold back.
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It would make the Taliban look bad. At this point the Administration has no good cards to play so it might as well sulk like a petulant bitch and start throwing shit at the other side. It's not a good idea by any stretch but this administration seems so mean girls petty that a few civilians dying would be a small price to pay for the Taliban wrecking their plans.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
So how big of a deal is it that they left the computer systems intact in the tanks and aircraft that we left behind?
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New keys are actively being issued for OCONUS for hardware encryption network devices. Forced password changes for people in the AOR. New TACACS/Radius passwords. The fact they have access to extremely protected, regulated, and tracked devices in the first place is the heated topic in my sphere. These devices have a name on them who is responsible for their whereabouts - suffice to say, low level heads will roll, the middle management shitdicks will get promoted. The drives and PC's are negligible. They are all encrypted.
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Inb4 the password for a lot of important shit is 1111.
AGAIN.
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Brother....... between 111111 and 123456789 you aren't bullshitting.
 
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Garm said:
It would make the Taliban look bad. At this point the Administration has no good cards to play so it might as well sulk like a petulant bitch and start throwing shit at the other side. It's not a good idea by any stretch but this administration seems so mean girls petty that a few civilians dying would be a small price to pay for the Taliban wrecking their plans.
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Except it'd do no damage. It's the -taliban-, anyone who has an issue with them already denounced them long ago.
 
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Garm said:
It would make the Taliban look bad. At this point the Administration has no good cards to play so it might as well sulk like a petulant bitch and start throwing shit at the other side. It's not a good idea by any stretch but this administration seems so mean girls petty that a few civilians dying would be a small price to pay for the Taliban wrecking their plans.
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It would make the US worse. "Whaddya mean our planes aren't safe?! "Our citizens are trapped?!"

Except unlike 9/11 which came out of nowhere for most people, everyone knows Biden is the one who started it, so he still wouldn't have the political capital to invade. It would give Trump and MTG political capital since they're calling for him to resign.
 
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Except it'd do no damage. It's the -taliban-, anyone who has an issue with them already denounced them long ago.
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Everyone in the world gets that. I don't think Biden's Administration gets that though. I think they are being emotional and started locking up because of the divisions inside it. So now they just have spite.

I'm basically saying the Administration is too retarded to realize they should just take the lumps and go home.
 
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Some big black bitch on "ABC This Week" JUST SAID "We've all known about Joe Biden, we've all had to deal with him...giving his number out to children...."

I can't wait until this broadcast is over and I can get the video clip. Fuck me, I can't even believe I heard that.

eta: Just wanted to confirm, and asked the roomie in the other room if he heard it. Yep, that's what she said.

eta2: Here is the video timestamped but if the timestamp doesn't work go to 5:20.


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