US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[mandatorylurk]

creepy fucking smile.

 

[Collections Agent]

I despise so few things in my life, but the absolute blatant corruption, favoritism, and absolute denial of the most obvious shit that works against their narrative make me absolutely despise democrats.

Before Joe I simply disliked a few of their talking points but ITS JUST SO
DAMN OBVIOUS.

If this was Trump he would be kicked out of office and in court 3 days ago.

 

[Michael Wade]

LETS PULL OUT A TRICK CARD!

 

[ForgedBlades]

Holy shit that competency question. Based.

 

[Enig]

"LOOK" - Biden eating the mic in anger

 

[gaystoner]

'forgive me im just the messenger'

>Forgive me Party Rulers

 

[Feline Supremacist]

WHY IS HE GRINNING

 

[Michael Wade]

Biden acts like someone who's trying to bullshit an A out of an essay he didn't properly do work or research on.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

"a majority of americans are starting to consider you unfit."
"I haven't seen that poll!"
>gets quoted a pretty valid source
"*laughs like an evil SOB*"

jesus H. christ.

 

[Dona Morte]

Switched to ABC.
Thanks ABC remind me of the HELL I am in.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

You know, when my grandfather was succumbing to dementia, he got to a stage similar to this. We are really up shit creek when he starts talking about hallucinations.

 

[Michael Wade]

"im convinced im absolutely correct"

 

[The Last Boyscout]

I DON'T TRUST ANYONE, INCLUDING YOU - I LOVE YA!

 

[Michael Wade]

22 mins. His voice is starting to get bad.

 

[Dona Morte]

Yes it is Mr. President.
It IS just talk.

 

[Scale Smerch]

The big thing I think from all this bullshit is effectively admitting they're going to stay beyond August 31. Pretty bold when the Taliban have said to get out by September 11.

 

[Dona Morte]

AGAIN it is not about WHEN we leave.
It is about getting people OUT.
STOP gaslighting you.............
He's LAUGHING.

 

[gaystoner]

tbh this is the best he has looked but i also think its funny we saw videos of afghans clinging to airplanes before falling to their deaths...soo...doubt MSM will agree lol

 

[The Last Boyscout]

WHY IS THIS IDIOT LAUGHING WHILE US LIVES ARE TRAPPED IN HOSTILE TERRITORY!!! OMG...HOW OUT OF TOUCH CAN YOU BE?!

 

[Dona Morte]

Depends on the conduct?
What is acceptable to this man?