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codeyaha said:
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"Huh-huh! Guys, my cat might have a UTI and I can't take him to the vet until my day off! Some idiot trolls are saying, "Oh, just take your damn cat to the vet!" I JUST SAID I can't do that! Alright, there's a thousand troll messages in the chat, so here's the thing: Jasper's all better now, okay? He never had a UTI, you fucking idiots. Huh-huh!"
 
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Piece of Peace said:
Very robust, very organic👌
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By the way, anybody feel like that $1.50 from "true dimension" was some kind of primer indicating that he had some big money coming his way? "I've been watching since 2010 keep up the good work" and I don't have a record of this dude ever tipping before...
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>At least $115 from [Redacted], prolly more like $135.

I wish I could understand.

Not really, but you get what I mean.
 
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What the fuck is he doing with his lies. Why couldn't he just leave it at "a fan gave me an amazon gift card and I bought four hats with it".

Getting salty at looking like a clown he felt the need to retcon the story to say that a fan bought one of the hats for him (confused if it was the nazi hat or the hair hat) so it wasn't his fault.

But now he has to add another layer to the lie? Is he trying to do hypnotism by throwing out too much information at once to put the pigs into a trance?
 
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100% VIRGIN M00TY said:
What the fuck is he doing with his lies. Why couldn't he just leave it at "a fan gave me an amazon gift card and I bought four hats with it".
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Phil is a compulsive liar. A sociopath. He's unique in that he streams 6 days every week and saves every lie he's told us over many thousands of hours.
 
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100% VIRGIN M00TY said:
What the fuck is he doing with his lies. Why couldn't he just leave it at "a fan gave me an amazon gift card and I bought four hats with it".
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One of the best things about Phil is how easy it is to rattle his cage.

The right question at the right time will have him throwing out a tangled web of lies to cover up other lies that didn't need to be said in the first place.

His wheelchairs don't give a shit if he bought hats but Phil just can't help himself. He has to keep them thinking that he's one absent paycheck away from living on the streets.
 
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bajagoogoo said:
One of the best things about Phil is how easy it is to rattle his cage.

The right question at the right time will have him throwing out a tangled web of lies to cover up other lies that didn't need to be said in the first place.

His wheelchairs don't give a shit if he bought hats but Phil just can't help himself. He has to keep them thinking that he's one absent paycheck away from living on the streets.
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Yeah. If you want to get under his skin you can't give him any wiggle room on his answers. Make it a yes or no question if you can. If you mention money, be precise about the amounts you want him to respond to.
 
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ya know flipping through the thread something obvious at least I didn't consider with the Jasper UTI arc. Phil is a moron, he treats the cat like it's a person with human logic, habits, and thought process. He could have just noticed Jasper doing random weird cat things at best, at worst he was looking to pee elsewhere cause his litter wasn't changed.

Phil being an idiot couldn't think of anything but a UTI, so what's left of his gin-addled delusional paranoid brain immediately associated weird cat things with a UTI and with no one to talk with he shared it on stream.

He probably made a vet appointment online, some vets give you a calendar of open dates so he picked the 30th thinking he picked his off day which would explain the "vets are stupid dood" part.

So he didn't lie, jasper wasn't sick and he didn't pull a scam he's just that much of an idiot.
 
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This is why he won't upgrade his camera, ever. Can you imagine this shit in HD?
 
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