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I am so glad some people point out she looks like a scary fat Victorian era woman. I can‘t fucking unsee it, that’s all I ever saw. Here’s an interpretation
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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She also said that she couldn't call/Facetime Grams because "she doesn't know how to use a cellphone"."I don't know if I can even call her [grandma]... I don't know if she's... I don't know if she's in any state to have a phone call, like hold the phone up and speak, I dunno, she's like pretty weak. But I'll find out." - from the start of "CHANGE OF PLANS"
She can call her dying grandmother. We all know how frustratingly dense Chins is but COME ON. "I'll find out" - she's working on it! Like it doesn't take 5 seconds to ask mom. I can understand the visitor restrictions, so can many many people, but it doesn't take a genius to ask an approved visitor to Facetime (holding the phone for the patient).
If she truly cared she'd already have done this (days ago). But no. She's gonna find out.
ETA: watching her gleefully sing "save your tears for another day!" on the drive back from the failed grams visit is gold though. Never change.
And obviously, Mama couldn't answer the phone and then hold it up for Grams. That's preposterous. Chantal is literally helpless to contact her grandmother in any way whatsoever. Because of covid. And because Grams is old and inept. Unlike Chantal who can't fucking unblock people on YouTube.
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I've once seen a bloated corpse being pulled out a river after spending half the winter trapped under the ice. Believe me, she looks closer to that poor soul than a victorian fat lady.
Including the smell.
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Live again because of course she is
She ate 3 Chicken sandwiches, 2 bowls of Cpn Crunch and two bowls of pasta.
She ate 3 Chicken sandwiches, 2 bowls of Cpn Crunch and two bowls of pasta.
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From Twitter 
Very few eyes aye?
Very few eyes aye?
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and wonders why she's not losing weight
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She just downed another bowl, finishing off the box of capn crunch. so 3 bowls total
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I know it’s been commented on before but the absolute smugness of her as she’s stuffing herself to the brim is absolute lunacy. As though it’s a big middle finger to all her haydurs.
Truly a picture of happiness and health isn’t she?
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Who Now
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A normal person would think "Ok, now I HAVE to go get the second shot so I can visit my grandmother before its too late". She could go check places that might have walk ins while she goes searching for chicken sandwiches. But nah. Do it another day and my chat will forget about it.
I always think of Marcia Brady in this scene. The difference is, when Marcia laughs at herself saying it, she realizes how stupidly self centered it is. Chins would laugh and say "Just joking", but not.
I always think of Marcia Brady in this scene. The difference is, when Marcia laughs at herself saying it, she realizes how stupidly self centered it is. Chins would laugh and say "Just joking", but not.
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Truly boring live. After mario kart she's eaten Captain Crunch, popcorn, tortilla chips with sour cream and salsa and now pickled beets with about 700 viewers., She also stoned as fuck says she has not eaten like this in a while and has her eating under control.
SURE JAN
SURE JAN
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Alright, here's the transcript. TL;DR: Psychosis saga starting? After getting progressively more high, she freaked toward the end, said she didn't know if she was tripping but that her phone screen suddenly got all warped and "creepy." Also complaining repeatedly that she's freezing, and sometimes shivers.
Beyond that, cackling, letting a loud fart rip, picking something out of her teeth and eating it, burps, heavy breathing, shoveling in an insane amount of food in between complaining about how bad her stomach hurts, "come on body, digest faster," wants to eat a bowl of croutons covered in cheese and salad dressing, "This is an emergency. No cheese, no croutons, no salad." Eventually huffs up to bed.
- "I woke up smelling like nashie sauce. Really, I did." Scowls at camera, sings the weeknd.
- Talks about donuts covered in chocolate and shite, says she looks tired because she smoked a bowl.
- "Today's a write-off. I needed this relaxing day to just, uhhh" stares off in distance for a while, then, "Should I feel bad about that?"
- Fell asleep on the couch for a few hours, no CPAP, Peetz came down, got dinner, went back upstairs while she was passed out.
- Belches, says "I ate too much today. Sometimes I eat too much." "I ate all the nashies," groans. "I know, I'm a fat fuck. My stomach hurts."
- MARIO BEEEEZ
- Picking eye crud on camera
- [Skipped 30 minutes of boring mario gameplay]
- Chantal and Peetz making meh-meh noises at each other
- Back to kitchen to "eat some salad dressing. You ever feel like just eating salad dressing, cheese, and croutons for supper?" Peetz says no.
- Huffs and puffs back to the kitchen
- Says the apartment is freezing but peetz says it feels fine.
- Gets water, shows audience her putting her gut on top of the counter
- Looking in fridge. "This is an emergency. No cheese, no croutons, no salad." Can't eat spaghetti because it'll give her heartburn.
- She shivers, wraps her arms together. Are her capillaries scarred to the point of circulation problems or is this drug abuse consequences?
- Shivers yet again, says she wants to eat something. Mindless staring at camera, nose picking.
- "Should I make popcorn?" Deep in thought about what to eat.
- Obnoxious voice, "Peeetz? Hiiiii peeeeetz."
- Cleaned the hamburger helper pan, says she wants the flies to stay away.
- Lets a loud fart rip, says her stomach "hurts so bad tonight. It's the nashies and all the fruit flies." Still hasn't made fly trap.
- Picks something black out of her teeth
- Mindless rambling with chat about stupid shite, bug zapper tennis racket
- Picks more food out of her teeth, appears to re-eat it this time
- Peetz leaves her for upstairs, she eventually pulls out a box of cereal while complaining about not having any cheese. "Makes me want to orderrrrr."
- Loud eating, random prattling at chat.
- Laughs hysterically when chat person says she eats a nashie everyday, says something about "slide into DMs."
- Confirms that she eats two or three nashies "pretty much" everyday
- "Right now I'm aware of how much of a trainwreck I am more than usual, and there's a fly on the screen."
- Finally finishes eating, still talking about cereal.
- "I've never been much of a cereal person, for real, but now I like it. I like sugary cereal, it's like a dessert, I treat it like a dessert."
- Several minutes of talking about food, staring at camera, whining that she's still hungry.
- She has crackers, but has to have some kind of cheese. "you ever get desperate for cheese?" Rooting around fridge. "I always have cheese, there's some old cheese back there but it doesn't look good."
- Doesn't want to cook, talks about popcorn again, belches, whines. "I'm gonna stock up on cheese."
- Multiple instances of body pain, groaning, scratching. Tongue out, lapping back and forth, heavy breathing at chat.
- "Omg, I gained like fucking ten pounds today."
- Finally gets up to make popcorn, walks and groans like an 80 year old. Yells at flies off camera.
- Lumbers back with popcorn, groaning, flops herself into chair. "Natural butter so I don't get popcorn lung." Sprinkles a bunch of salt in the bag before eating.
- Silently fists popcorn into mouth, then immediately gets bag of corn chips and gatorade. Mostly silent gluttony.
- So much awkward silence as she roots in the fridge, laughs at nothing, gets salsa and sour cream.
- Gets super chat that says "stop eating." She laughs about it, "Listen pal." Tears into salsa, sour cream, and chips.
- Literally shoveling popcorn, chips, salsa, and sour cream into her mouth, barely talking.
- "Oooh, I'm freezing."
- Orgasmic moan after drinking gatorade, says, "Ugh, yes."
- Back to rooting in fridge, pulls out jars of beets, says they might not be good, eats one to tell whether they're bad or not. Shovels spoonfuls of beets into mouth.
- Pulls out box of Ritz crackers, "They're so buttery," shovels them in, too.
- She runs out of breath every time she drinks gatorade
- After polishing everything off, "I think I ate too much, I hope I don't get sick."
- Moaning, rocking, "oompa, oompa, doopity, doo." High as fuck. Heavy breathing.
- "Yo, I don't know if I'm tripping, the screen went all warped and creepy. Come on body, start digesting. Ow, ugh, I'm freezing."
- Huffs and puffs up the stairs to bed.
- Cackles in bed, huffing and puffing,
- Stopped watching at bed mumbling.
- Talks about donuts covered in chocolate and shite, says she looks tired because she smoked a bowl.
- "Today's a write-off. I needed this relaxing day to just, uhhh" stares off in distance for a while, then, "Should I feel bad about that?"
- Fell asleep on the couch for a few hours, no CPAP, Peetz came down, got dinner, went back upstairs while she was passed out.
- Belches, says "I ate too much today. Sometimes I eat too much." "I ate all the nashies," groans. "I know, I'm a fat fuck. My stomach hurts."
- MARIO BEEEEZ
- Picking eye crud on camera
- [Skipped 30 minutes of boring mario gameplay]
- Chantal and Peetz making meh-meh noises at each other
- Back to kitchen to "eat some salad dressing. You ever feel like just eating salad dressing, cheese, and croutons for supper?" Peetz says no.
- Huffs and puffs back to the kitchen
- Says the apartment is freezing but peetz says it feels fine.
- Gets water, shows audience her putting her gut on top of the counter
- Looking in fridge. "This is an emergency. No cheese, no croutons, no salad." Can't eat spaghetti because it'll give her heartburn.
- She shivers, wraps her arms together. Are her capillaries scarred to the point of circulation problems or is this drug abuse consequences?
- Shivers yet again, says she wants to eat something. Mindless staring at camera, nose picking.
- "Should I make popcorn?" Deep in thought about what to eat.
- Obnoxious voice, "Peeetz? Hiiiii peeeeetz."
- Cleaned the hamburger helper pan, says she wants the flies to stay away.
- Lets a loud fart rip, says her stomach "hurts so bad tonight. It's the nashies and all the fruit flies." Still hasn't made fly trap.
- Picks something black out of her teeth
- Mindless rambling with chat about stupid shite, bug zapper tennis racket
- Picks more food out of her teeth, appears to re-eat it this time
- Peetz leaves her for upstairs, she eventually pulls out a box of cereal while complaining about not having any cheese. "Makes me want to orderrrrr."
- Loud eating, random prattling at chat.
- Laughs hysterically when chat person says she eats a nashie everyday, says something about "slide into DMs."
- Confirms that she eats two or three nashies "pretty much" everyday
- "Right now I'm aware of how much of a trainwreck I am more than usual, and there's a fly on the screen."
- Finally finishes eating, still talking about cereal.
- "I've never been much of a cereal person, for real, but now I like it. I like sugary cereal, it's like a dessert, I treat it like a dessert."
- Several minutes of talking about food, staring at camera, whining that she's still hungry.
- She has crackers, but has to have some kind of cheese. "you ever get desperate for cheese?" Rooting around fridge. "I always have cheese, there's some old cheese back there but it doesn't look good."
- Doesn't want to cook, talks about popcorn again, belches, whines. "I'm gonna stock up on cheese."
- Multiple instances of body pain, groaning, scratching. Tongue out, lapping back and forth, heavy breathing at chat.
- "Omg, I gained like fucking ten pounds today."
- Finally gets up to make popcorn, walks and groans like an 80 year old. Yells at flies off camera.
- Lumbers back with popcorn, groaning, flops herself into chair. "Natural butter so I don't get popcorn lung." Sprinkles a bunch of salt in the bag before eating.
- Silently fists popcorn into mouth, then immediately gets bag of corn chips and gatorade. Mostly silent gluttony.
- So much awkward silence as she roots in the fridge, laughs at nothing, gets salsa and sour cream.
- Gets super chat that says "stop eating." She laughs about it, "Listen pal." Tears into salsa, sour cream, and chips.
- Literally shoveling popcorn, chips, salsa, and sour cream into her mouth, barely talking.
- "Oooh, I'm freezing."
- Orgasmic moan after drinking gatorade, says, "Ugh, yes."
- Back to rooting in fridge, pulls out jars of beets, says they might not be good, eats one to tell whether they're bad or not. Shovels spoonfuls of beets into mouth.
- Pulls out box of Ritz crackers, "They're so buttery," shovels them in, too.
- She runs out of breath every time she drinks gatorade
- After polishing everything off, "I think I ate too much, I hope I don't get sick."
- Moaning, rocking, "oompa, oompa, doopity, doo." High as fuck. Heavy breathing.
- "Yo, I don't know if I'm tripping, the screen went all warped and creepy. Come on body, start digesting. Ow, ugh, I'm freezing."
- Huffs and puffs up the stairs to bed.
- Cackles in bed, huffing and puffing,
- Stopped watching at bed mumbling.
ETA: Oh, and look at this arm lol
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Bored Beezin with both chats and without Mario Kart
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It's like a camel toe, then a moose knuckle, then a elephant foot. just all three piled one on top of each other. Getting squished.
lol made myself
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"upwards of 2" means more than 2
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Regarding the blatant lie about going to see Grams, Chantal got her story mixed up and her minions didn’t notice. At one point one of the idiots asked if she would be taking them on the post naaaaassshieeee part of the ride. She said no because she had private phone calls to make to family regarding Grams, when she came back to announce she wasn’t going after all she kept harping on how she was so glad she checked her phone and saw her mom’s was trying to get in contact with her because she had originally planned to just ignore the phone for the rest of the trip.
Obviously Chantal lies so the only question is did her mom shut her plan down or was there never a plan at all and she was just trying to silence anyone who had called her out for neglecting her grandma. In the event that Grams dies before Chinny sees her again this little escapade will be her excuse,” Guiiiiiise I’m so upset I can’t believe I never got to say goodbye but you all know .I tried my best. I even have a whole stream about my desperate attempt to get to Grams.Oh hi dumbcunt22 welcome to Very Important Beezers! Ready!Set!Beeze! “
Obviously Chantal lies so the only question is did her mom shut her plan down or was there never a plan at all and she was just trying to silence anyone who had called her out for neglecting her grandma. In the event that Grams dies before Chinny sees her again this little escapade will be her excuse,” Guiiiiiise I’m so upset I can’t believe I never got to say goodbye but you all know .I tried my best. I even have a whole stream about my desperate attempt to get to Grams.Oh hi dumbcunt22 welcome to Very Important Beezers! Ready!Set!Beeze! “
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This is the thing.
Even if there's a grain of truth to her story about two people on a list or whatever, it's -- at best -- been filtered through 400lbs of moron before it came to us. So it's really hard to say what the actual protocols are and such. We don't even know where grandma is or whether she's in palliative care/hospice/ICU/going home tomorrow with a clean bill of health, so the specific visitor restrictions are really hard to nail down. I have zero faith that Chantal could understand (let alone accurately repeat) critical information like this at the best of times, let alone when she's jonesing for a Nashie and probably coming down off meth or whatever. She's very, very stupid.
But regardless, she's still lying. She intentionally muddies the waters. Sure, some of it is just her being an idiot, but some of it is her trying to be clever. Like explaining that her mom and uncle were grandma's powers of attorney when that had no obvious connection to literally anything else (and even if it did, her explanation was a sentence where she trailed off and never connected one thought to another -- as she does). That was 100% her throwing around half-understood concepts in an attempt to bamboozle her chat with serious-sounding legal terms. Or making the claim that she could just get her vaccine at the hospital when she got there (as if that would immediately give her immunity) and then ten minutes later screaming at her chat that she can't possibly get a vaccination today, since it was Sunday (an easily disproven lie). She just wanted to shriekingly insist on her (convenient, self-serving) version of reality and bully her audience into going along with it. And yeah, this whole charade was her setting up future pity-points in case grandma dies and she never got to say goodbye.
Gaslighting, retardation, or both. Definitely both. But my point is, it doesn't really pay to get too into the weeds with trying to figure out what the hospital protocols are with regards to visitors. Yeah, the obvious lies are good to point out for posterity, but some things just aren't worth getting super spergy over.
Chantal lies. The fact that there might be a grain of truth to something she says -- or that she might even tell the truth (to the best of her low IQ ability) from time to time doesn't change that.
(Not directed at you in particular. Just pointing out some facts.)
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Aside from the the lack of proper child-rearing it would have received from those two clowns (poor thing would have been marinating in dirty diapers for days, while they played video games and debated on who was going to change it), imagine having that combination of genetics. Barring some miracle, that kid would have been as big a scourge on society as its parents.
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Granny can‘t buy her treats or hand over cash when she’s in hospital, so why bother visiting?
What’s in it for her?
The power of attorney thing was interesting.
Maybe she’s been texting granny for money and her mum has had to intervene and tell Chins that the Bank of Grams is closed, and she and the uncle are in charge of her money now as powers of attorney.
Would explain why that phrase or idea is stuck in Chinny’s mind.
What’s in it for her?
The power of attorney thing was interesting.
Maybe she’s been texting granny for money and her mum has had to intervene and tell Chins that the Bank of Grams is closed, and she and the uncle are in charge of her money now as powers of attorney.
Would explain why that phrase or idea is stuck in Chinny’s mind.