Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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Nah, they sold shitty bud thus gaining them "friends".

Side note, I'd smash the chick with her ass out.

Edit* second side note, Hila truly is a fucking goblin.

That's Riley Reid, hope you enjoy loose assholes coal burners
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Nah, they sold shitty bud thus gaining them "friends".

Side note, I'd smash the chick with her ass out.

Edit* second side note, Hila truly is a fucking goblin.
So you're telling me she's a filthy whore that can suck chrome off a trailer hitch? I'll take my chances.
Holy shit, shut the fuck up.
No one cares.
 
Not sure if these images got posted here yet. Him and Hila look like the people who only got invited to the party cause they’re old enough to buy alcohol.
I remember those pictures, too. It was kind of a bizarre crossover to see the creator of Gravity Falls also hang out with a loose porn star like Riley Reid
 
YouTube got so shitty after all the pressure to make leftist/family friendly content. Imagine if we could go back to the glory days when a famous comedian could say nigger.
I thought Elijah and Christine (I know, I know) hit the nail on the head when they "became" "family vloggers"
 
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This gaslighting shit that Ethan and his family are doing is so weird. His mom tells Moses (her son in law) that she will hold him and Trisha accountable if Hila has a miscarriage.

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That's already a pretty fucked up thing to say to someone, all things considered, especially for something as monumentally fucking stupid as petty internet drama, but they take it a step further and say:
(timestamped)

"Oh it's all about her, she's making it all about herself!"

I mean yeah, Donna, when you basically insinuate that her current actions (which, might I remind you, essentially constitute petty internet drama) are likely going to lead to your daughter in law having a miscarriage, I think it's pretty reasonable to take something like that personally, you fucking harpy. I hate having to defend Trisha but holy shit.

Good to know the rotten apples don't fall far from the tree. I figure it won't be long until Donna Klein gets her own thread.
 
There's so much to dissect from Ethan's mom, but here's something I noticed. Donna would blame Trisha and Moses for the theoretical miscarriage but she "loves being in the drama, it's fun". Wouldn't she also be culpable in Hila's theoretical miscarriage along with Ethan because they are self admitted drama whores? Trisha is a mental case. but they could stop engaging with her at any time. She is completely right when she says Ethan is causing stress to Hila just as much if not more by being a whore. Got to like that Ethan bitches to his parents about Keemstar too, I bet bitching about Keemstar doesn't cause any stress to Hila.
Also Hila and Moses unfollowed each other on Twitter, these poor Israelis in the middle of the equivalent of teenage girl fight being plastered over the Internet to millions of people.
 
There's so much to dissect from Ethan's mom, but here's something I noticed. Donna would blame Trisha and Moses for the theoretical miscarriage but she "loves being in the drama, it's fun". Wouldn't she also be culpable in Hila's theoretical miscarriage along with Ethan because they are self admitted drama whores? Trisha is a mental case. but they could stop engaging with her at any time. She is completely right when she says Ethan is causing stress to Hila just as much if not more by being a whore. Got to like that Ethan bitches to his parents about Keemstar too, I bet bitching about Keemstar doesn't cause any stress to Hila.
Also Hila and Moses unfollowed each other on Twitter, these poor Israelis in the middle of the equivalent of teenage girl fight being plastered over the Internet to millions of people.
That what they get for willingly choosing to marry and breed with retards. Hila might be kind of a weird autist herself, but she could have done so much better than Ethan. Same goes for Moses.
 
I figure it won't be long until Donna Klein gets her own thread.
Very unlikely.
God this is the first time I've seen the podcast at length since the butchering of Bill Burr years ago. How is this even remotely close to entertainment, clickbait non-withstanding. Literally the content of this clip is:
  1. The jamieclone saw some 22 year old faggot in a mall who Ethan beefed with and Ethan and Hila ask the producer toto take a picture with him.
  2. The producer is also a faggot who wont approach a 'celebrity' and instead sends a creepshot
  3. They debate whether this is James Charles.
  4. The producer, who stalked James because of pressure from Ethan and Hila (they say he has no balls for not harassing the faggot) admits that after 15 minutes of this, it isn't James Charles
  5. The producerbro shares lukewarm stories about interacting with other 'celebs' and taking shitty pictures with them and Ethan and HIla pretend to care.
8 fucking minutes for this. The title, as of 22/8 is:

We Saw James Charles at The Mall & Confronted Him​


This content is Fake, Uninspired, Pointless, Ad-revenue: FUPA for short.
This has always been the case. I tried listening to a couple clips from the podcast years prior, and of course, it was all clickbait and barely lacked any substance in regards to any of the topical subjects they discussed.
 
I see where Ethan gets his slimy inability to take responsibility for his actions. This doesn’t defend Trisha, but Ethan is the one consistently contributing to the drama, and bringing it to Hila’s door.

He said, exactly like Keem did, he’s never gonna stop coming after him. He chose to have Trisha around, because he needed another political priest to condemn others with. Hila’s health (and she’s not innocent either) has never been a first thought. What a joke.
 
I see where Ethan gets his slimy inability to take responsibility for his actions. This doesn’t defend Trisha, but Ethan is the one consistently contributing to the drama, and bringing it to Hila’s door.

He said, exactly like Keem did, he’s never gonna stop coming after him. He chose to have Trisha around, because he needed another political priest to condemn others with. Hila’s health (and she’s not innocent either) has never been a first thought. What a joke.
Yeah that's the other thing, Ethan thinks it's Keemstar's fault for his video being age-restricted or flagged or whatever, while the content of the video itself already violated Youtube's TOS

Whenever referring to it he doesn't seem to even once consider that maybe he shouldn't have uploaded a video of him fucking a keemstar ragdoll or that it's something that might get him in hot water with moderators or flaggers. No, see, it's Keemstar's fault he got flagged. Just like it's Ethan Ralph and Jim's fault that MundaneMatt was caught false flagging. Ethan's never at fault.

That's one thing that Trisha is actually spot-on with, Ethan can't accept responsibility.
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And that kind of ties in with that point I made about Donna in my last post - she says that she'll hold Moses and Trisha accountable for Hila's potential miscarriage, and then grandstands about how Trisha is "making it all about herself" when talking about it, as if Donna herself didn't do anything bad or untoward. Like I said, the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
 
Hot take:
Both Ethan and Keem are poison for YouTube and should both be permanently banned.
tbh razing the whole LA influencer eceleb sphere on Youtube and starting from scratch with 14 year olds making let's plays with Fraps and Hypercam again would be the best option for the internet at this point

Course correct the timeline so that Reply Girls don't fuck the algorithm and e-thots don't start coming into public acceptance.
This gaslighting shit that Ethan and his family are doing is so weird. His mom tells Moses (her son in law) that she will hold him and Trisha accountable if Hila has a miscarriage.

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That's already a pretty fucked up thing to say to someone, all things considered, especially for something as monumentally fucking stupid as petty internet drama, but they take it a step further and say:
(timestamped)

"Oh it's all about her, she's making it all about herself!"

I mean yeah, Donna, when you basically insinuate that her current actions (which, might I remind you, essentially constitute petty internet drama) are likely going to lead to your daughter in law having a miscarriage, I think it's pretty reasonable to take something like that personally, you fucking harpy. I hate having to defend Trisha but holy shit.

Good to know the rotten apples don't fall far from the tree. I figure it won't be long until Donna Klein gets her own thread.
Yeah, the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree. No wonder Ethan is such a piece of shit, his mom raised him to be this conniving and unprofessional.
 
This gaslighting shit that Ethan and his family are doing is so weird. His mom tells Moses (her son in law) that she will hold him and Trisha accountable if Hila has a miscarriage.

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That's already a pretty fucked up thing to say to someone, all things considered, especially for something as monumentally fucking stupid as petty internet drama, but they take it a step further and say:
(timestamped)

"Oh it's all about her, she's making it all about herself!"

I mean yeah, Donna, when you basically insinuate that her current actions (which, might I remind you, essentially constitute petty internet drama) are likely going to lead to your daughter in law having a miscarriage, I think it's pretty reasonable to take something like that personally, you fucking harpy. I hate having to defend Trisha but holy shit.

Good to know the rotten apples don't fall far from the tree. I figure it won't be long until Donna Klein gets her own thread.
Schizo theory: Hila's pregnancy went from three babies to one because she secretly underwent "selective reduction" (i.e. getting two of them aborted), and now she's suffering complications and may lose the remaining baby. To make the best of a bad situation they're laying the groundwork to blame it all on Trisha.
 
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