perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

How many are you down for?

  • 0

    Votes: 488 22.0%
  • 1

    Votes: 1,005 45.4%
  • 2

    Votes: 368 16.6%
  • 3~5

    Votes: 152 6.9%
  • 6 or more

    Votes: 201 9.1%

  • Total voters
    2,214
One day, when my beard has grown long and my flask is empty, I'll be down at the pawn shop bunker in my stained longcoat, looking at the by then dull and scratched kiwi coin I'm about to trade for half a gallon of clean water and a thimble full of potassium iodide.

The sight will take me back to a simpler time, back to clear skies, unblemished by the dust the shells unearthed - and I'll reflect on hours of browsing through posts made by that strange old community, most of its remnants long since exterminated in the first great troon war, and I'll remember that stupid motherfucker and his stupid motherfucking face, still emblazoned on the silver.

Zap to the Extreme

Now take the silver, pawnbot, and hand me that thimble. I can't risk my last kidney for the sake of some autistic memories.
 
Can't wait to see mine show up on Antiques Roadshow, decades from now.
Here we have an early 21st century coin featuring our CPU Goddess, Christine Weston Chandler, who turns 1,000 today. These were produced shortly after she raped her mother and conceived our lord and savior, the AntiChrist, Crystal Weston Chandler. These rape coins are relatively rare and some say if you throw them into a fountain underneath a full moon, you'll catch AIDS.
 
When I die I'm going to leave this in a lockbox with the most suspicious assortment of odds and ends to confuse the hell out of my descendants. Thanks for getting me one step closer to completing the long con, these last few years here have been the most fun I've had online since like 2005. Throw down those puzzle pieces but the coins seem different than the shirts and it's making me a sentimental autist this morning.
 
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