Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[the khat quaffer]

Kudos to you on escalating the cursedness of the photos. While I am sure that your soul is damned for curating this, you will most assuredly kek at the right hand of Lucifer.

If anything, the Prince of Darkness is probably upset we keep gawking and laughing at His creations.

The big picture of them all at the table just gives me mad Texas Chainsaw Massacre vibes.

Excuse you. Leatherface and company are dainty flowers of femininity compared to Kevin, Penny, Neck, and Wedge.

 

[FramerGirl420]

No they should hang their heads... Period

No they should hang themselves, period.

 

[The Dude]

The whole Ellen Ripley being trans thing is just...so fucking tiring. Not just the Ripley thing, but the whole thing with troons taking pop culture shit and "claiming" it, even when it makes no fucking sense or goes against established canon. Ripley had a fucking daughter, for fucksake. Yes, Lambert in Alien was transgender. It's been a while since I read up on Alien lore, but IIRC Lambert's parents had her undergo a gender change procedure when she was still in the womb, and even then it wasn't a complete gender change as she still couldn't have children. And Lambert being trans makes a helluva lot more sense than Ripley. Just look how Lambert behaves in the movie: irrational, hysterical, a liability, incapable of controlling her emotions, freezes up under the slightest pressure, completely useless in a stressful situation...Lambert is far more characteristic of MtF trannies than Ripley is.

And as far as that Strype faggot goes...I always have to chuckle and roll my eyes whenever some loser like that tries to use the whole "bullies/trolls only bully/troll because they're insecure people with miserable lives" line, because it's simply not true. That's the shit you tell little kids to make them feel better. Grown-ass adults should know better. If they're still telling themselves and others that shit as adults? Well, if that isn't clearly indicative of arrested development and stunted maturity, then I don't know what is. I'm willing to bet that your average Kiwi has a far more fulfilling life, is much happier in their life, and is far more satisfied with their relationships and personal goals than any troon. They have to tell themselves this "The Kiwis are just miserable losers who have no lives!" bullshit to keep themselves from looking inside themselves and seeing how fucked up and meaningless their own lives are, and usually due to their own failures as human beings.

 

[lfaw]

I feel like we're about to get polycule drama if Wedge and Neck are fucking, yet somehow Kevin never had a potential spot. I know it was obvious to everyone that Kevin would get zero sex at Denfur even after talking himself up for months, but it feels like a matter of time until he starts exhibiting his trademark passive aggressive behaviors about being left out. Can't wait.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I feel like we're about to get polycule drama if Wedge and Neck are fucking, yet somehow Kevin never had a potential spot. I know it was obvious to everyone that Kevin would get zero sex at Denfur even after talking himself up for months, but it feels like a matter of time until he starts exhibiting his trademark passive aggressive behaviors about being left out. Can't wait.

As funny as it would be, sex likely is not only physically unpleasant for Kevin since he never enjoyed anal in the first place but also psychologically horrible.

Its more likely than not that Kevin will continue to talk his big game on Twitter but his boyfriends and shit probably know Kevin can't do much without realizing he doesn't have feeling in the AmPit of Despair. His exclusion very well have been desired by him.

Optimistic: the copium isn't strong enough anymore.

 

[Fareal]

I legit don't understand Kevin's spergery about this person he fancies.

If trannies are True and Honest members of the sex they claim to be, and Kevin claims to be a woman and this person claims to be a man... then how is that "really gay"? Has twitter forgotten that straight is an available sexuality?

Or - just hold it a minute - did Kevin slip up and reveal he too believes that anyone who still has their factory-fitted cunt is in fact, a woman? Did the LARP glitch for a moment?

Edit: also, Bryan not shaving is like, peak no-actual-gender-dysphoria. I am pretty sure I can represent most Western women by saying that Western women fucking despise having any facial hair and will, wax, tweeze, electrolyse, bleach and shave the absolute fuck out of any that appears. Just fucking rocking a two day beard is not fucking happening. That is pure 100% dude right there. Even women who are old or not into performing femininity tend to draw a hard line at a fucking beard.

 

[The Dude]

Oh my Goddess, please let the unstoppable grift meet the impenetrable amhole.
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Kevin went to a furry rave last night, and dozens of tranny furries filled his amhole but he felt awkward and left.
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Wedge, you are repugnant, but you will never have your own thread.
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I guess I don't get it...why go to all the trouble of presenting yourself a female, spending countless hours on social media insisting that "I'm really a real girl uwu, you guys! Gosh, I'm so girly, you don't even know!" and even get your dick and balls lopped off and your crotch surgically mangled into a vagina lookalike, and then go on to buy and even wear fake dicks? If you're so upset over being born with male genitalia then why buy and play with phallic sex toys?

 

[White Devil]

Such a feminine pose, hairline, skull structure, and everything. I'm in awe.

 

[alpaca amhole]

I legit don't understand Kevin's spergery about this person he fancies.

If trannies are True and Honest members of the sex they claim to be, and Kevin claims to be a woman and this person claims to be a man... then how is that "really gay"? Has twitter forgotten that straight is an available sexuality?

Or - just hold it a minute - did Kevin slip up and reveal he too believes that anyone who still has their factory-fitted cunt is in fact, a woman? Did the LARP glitch for a moment?

Edit: also, Bryan not shaving is like, peak no-actual-gender-dysphoria. I am pretty sure I can represent most Western women by saying that Western women fucking despise having any facial hair and will, wax, tweeze, electrolyse, bleach and shave the absolute fuck out of any that appears. Just fucking rocking a two day beard is not fucking happening. That is pure 100% dude right there. Even women who are old or not into performing femininity tend to draw a hard line at a fucking beard.

his bf Wedge calls himself a bi lesbian, remember. words are meaningless around here

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Kev met a girl and has a crush. Like the straight dude he is. He's fine with larping online about totally hot gay sex (but note that it is pretend lesbian sex). But instead of having an orgy with all the dudes (even if they are pretending to be women) that he is allegedly in a relationship with already -- he's getting shy and flustered over meeting a biological girl.

I hope the girl troon is also gay and only wants to date men. That would be hysterical if she just dismissed him with, "Sorry, I'm gay. I only like men".

"That thing is my tit"

Another Kevinism. Another thing no biological woman will ever say.

So I can't wrap my mind around what position he must be sitting in to get his alleged tit to show up at that angle. I don't know, it kinda looks like it would make sense if he were lying on his side... But he's sitting. At a table. Is he holding his tit up with the other hand so it shows up on purpose? Or have his tube moobs begun defying gravity? It just doesn't add up.

I think Kev arched his back over his chair trying to get more people into the shot. So -- it's like taking a picture while you're trying to do the limbo. His weird cone moob got shoved up into the line of sight because he was too socially anxious to stand up and take a couple steps back to take a photo like a normal person.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

So, did Kevin get laid at all? I saw that neck, Wedge, and Wedge's troonfriend had a threesome but it seems like Kevin was excluded. I wonder what his cope is. Maybe he's out of spoons again.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Edit: also, Bryan not shaving is like, peak no-actual-gender-dysphoria. I am pretty sure I can represent most Western women by saying that Western women fucking despise having any facial hair and will, wax, tweeze, electrolyse, bleach and shave the absolute fuck out of any that appears. Just fucking rocking a two day beard is not fucking happening. That is pure 100% dude right there. Even women who are old or not into performing femininity tend to draw a hard line at a fucking beard.

This, even as a man I know the one thing a woman doesn't want any attention drawn to, or will even permit is the smallest, most minor, most insignificant hair on their face. They will lose their shit in embarrassment at the mere potential of there being one. If I ever do notice one on my girlfriends chin the quickest thing I do is pull her in for a kiss, keep her good and distracted, and grab the teasers and remove it before she sees it then immediately distract her again.

his bf Wedge calls himself a bi lesbian, remember. words are meaningless around here

If words are meaningless can we invent our own sexuality? Like naturalisexual? Where you'll bang anything, so long as its cis! It isn't transphobic, it's a sexuality. Stop oppressing me with your naturalphobia! Or can straight men call themselves male lesbians, "malesbians" if you will. It makes about as much sense as Kev calling himself gay, and Wedge being "a bi lesbian". Can we go back in time before everything was a gender or a sexuality and we had "male, female, gay, straight, and slut"?

 

[nertz]

Neck's lack of desire for passing completely shows that he's an AGP deviant. He wants to be a woman but he never wants to put in the effort.

Yeah... this is the epitome of troonism. Makes my skin crawl just looking at it. Fucking Jesus lol

I don't think it's appropriate for him to talk about trans men this way; you wouldn't say, "Met a really cute guy, I found him ultra cute, [sigh] boys," would you? Unless you're teenaged or a young adult, it's just kind of weird to refer to grown men as boys and to call them 'ultra cute.' But maybe I'm looking too much into it and the 'transmasc' is one of those uwu nonbinary trans boys.

Because the first thing a trans man wants is to be infantilized and told how cute and adorable they are! But this is a furry convention full of social weirdos so it's an even bet on this person being some sparkly space gender zoomer.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

If words are meaningless can we invent our own sexuality? Like naturalisexual? Where you'll bang anything, so long as its cis! It isn't transphobic, it's a sexuality.

Already exists: super straight, super gay, etc.

Or can straight men call themselves male lesbians, "malesbians" if you will.

Already exists. Malebian is defined in the Urban Dictionary but it does exist and according to the LGBTA Wiki, a cishet male can totally be a lesbian as long as he tells you he's nonbinary.

Words are meaningless around here, like @alpaca amhole said.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Already exists: super straight, super gay, etc.

Already exists. Malebian is defined in the Urban Dictionary but it does exist and according to the LGBTA Wiki, a cishet male can totally be a lesbian as long as he tells you he's nonbinary.

Words are meaningless around here, like @alpaca amhole said.

When taking the piss leads to discovering you've been beat too it unironically.

 

[HonkyTonk]

Not a single salad in sight. Just gorly things teehee.

 

[nertz]

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Not a single salad in sight. Just gorly things teehee.

Ow my arteries

 

[kukkahattutäti]

What the fuck is wrong with Wedge's body language? It's so awkward. (archive)
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He looks like that other guy from Big Bang Theory.

Tranzooka.

 

[BallBuster]

The Last Tranny Supper

Judas identified. He was paid in 30 degenerate furry art commissions.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I always have to chuckle and roll my eyes whenever some loser like that tries to use the whole "bullies/trolls only bully/troll because they're insecure people with miserable lives" line, because it's simply not true. That's the shit you tell little kids to make them feel better. Grown-ass adults should know better.

I'll have to see if I can dig up the article, but some new research suggests that your middle school bully has a better life than you, statistically, because he understood social cues better.