Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Patty Hitler]

And for the record I received 12 orders for the DVD of the new movie yesterday and all were from customers who had bought the first movie. These are genuine fans alright.

And forget about vampires in my franchise and I'm no fan of Twilight.

Are there Pidgin subtitles for your Nigerian business partner?

 

[Picklechu]

I didn't catch that Wogglebug has secretly been a vampire the whole time, so thanks for the information, everyone. $20 says that he feeds on the landlord, thus saving the day.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

I didn't catch that Wogglebug has secretly been a vampire the whole time, so thanks for the information, everyone. $20 says that he feeds on the landlord, thus saving the day.

Cynthia could also work in a scene where the landlord tries to scare Woggie off with a cross, and Woggie simply shrugs it off with the argument: "I am an enlightened atheist, Xir, crosses don't work on me."

My gluten-free trans-child (3) would surely clap, especially if it is the set-up for a monologue for how religion is bad and having no religion is only for very smart people like Woggie and Cynthia. Woggie could even tip his fedora for the punchline!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

$20 says that he feeds on the landlord, thus saving the day.

Quick, contact him with Melinda. She has some landlords she would probably love to offer to Woggy for feeding.

My gluten-free trans-child (3) would surely clap, especially if it is the set-up for a monologue for how religion is bad and having no religion is only for very smart people like Woggie and Cynthia. Woggie could even tip his fedora for the punchline!

 

[Ido]

@WogglebugLover why is the professor dude packing a bulge that rivals David Bowie's (much more magnificent bulge) in the labyrinth? Why did you add a bulge like that in a children's movie???

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Two for one special today as the trailer and dvds for the prequel movie have been released with the possibility, as stated earlier, for the full movie to be released to the youtube channel.

If Hot Cherie doesn't release it one of us will have to get the dvd to at least upload the best segments here lol.

She looks and sounds exactly like how I expected... I think I'm done with this thread Cynthia is dry for me now thanks for the laugh guys, Cynthia if you read this just remember its the internet.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@WogglebugLover why is the professor dude packing a bulge that rivals David Bowie's (much more magnificent bulge) in the labyrinth?

I think he's seen something that... aroused him:

Like:Woggy exposing his gigantic bare ass.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I love that Wogglebug "learning about love" entails Wogglebug discovering that "a hug is a good way to tell someone you love them"
Only to an autist would this be a revelation.

 

[Spergichu]

Only to an autist would this be a revelation.

And who do you think made this?

 

[Akashic Retard]

And who do you think made this?

woah no way I never even considered that!

 

[Whiskey Foxtrot]

Just catching up on this thread after like, 5 years. We're all still going to be here in 2041, giving advice on the 50th movie script rewrite, aren't we?

Here's a couple of missing vids ("Short Film 0001" and another Indiegogo promo) for whoever's doing the Lord's work running that Woggle Archive (because if that ain't a Kiwi):

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Just catching up on this thread after like, 5 years. We're all still going to be here in 2041, giving advice on the 50th movie script rewrite, aren't we?

Here's a couple of missing vids ("Short Film 0001" and another Indiegogo promo) for whoever's doing the Lord's work running that Woggle Archive (because if that ain't a Kiwi):

Confirming my view that the first voice actor was horrifying and the newer one an big improvement...albeit still creepy.

No one on this thread has yet copped to making the archive channel on YT, but they must follow it and hopefully will include your finds. Thanks for these.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Confirming my view that the first voice actor was horrifying and the newer one an big improvement...albeit still creepy.

After listening to those two I got an impression the voice actor was trying to mimic Cynthia's nasal and monotone voice for Woggy.

 

[ZingingCutie43]

@WogglebugLover should take woggle's advice from the Short Film 0001 on manners. At 3:30 woggle mentions washing himself and making sure his clothes look nice. Please take note, Cynthia.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

At 3:30 woggle mentions washing himself and making sure his clothes look nice. Please take note, Cynthia.

Insects have surprisingly good with hygiene (better than some humans actually). Here is a footage of a fly washing its hands and face:

 

[ShinyStar]

Insects have surprisingly good with hygiene (better than some humans actually). Here is a footage of a fly washing its hands and face:

Oh, dear lord, it's like a horror movie monster! It's head spins right clean around! And the way its mouth extends like that is just... all flies should die.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

Can we do requests for moral lessons now?

On behalf of my gluten-free trans-child (3) I want to ask if Wogglebug could teach children about fiscal responsibility and the red flags to watch out for in potential scams. I think Cynthia would be wonderfully qualified to share such important knowledge with upcoming generations.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And the way its mouth extends like that is just...

If that bothers you - don't check how they eat and digest.
They puke out their stomach acid on whatever they want to eat and then eat half-digested liquid food.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I didn't catch that Wogglebug has secretly been a vampire the whole time, so thanks for the information, everyone. $20 says that he feeds on the landlord, thus saving the day.

Maybe we've been wrong this entire time and he's not a giant cockroach but a giant bedbug? That would explain his thirst for blood and inability to be seen in a mirror while allowing him to walk out in the light of the day without bursting into flames.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Wogglebug gives a girl a glitchy piggyback ride alone in a forest and can't wait to eat a baked potato with her for her birthday.