Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Spoonomancer]

I swear Lou's whole "fuck christianity" thing is absolutely ironic when you remember that he's inevitably argue that he's Jewish when caught in a situation he himself got into.

Also wondering if/when Corehound has been notified of Lou's christian bashing yet lmao

 

[BoobWhiskers]

That's another interesting thing about Lou. Someone once asked him what his favorite song was, and he replied with something from MLP. That's not only horribly embarrassing for a man in his late thirties, but it just shows how he doesn't really enjoy or appreciate anything outside of these communities of losers he gloms onto. If you were to ask me what my favorite music, my ghost would still be talking about David Gilmour, David Bowie, and Rush to your feral great-grandchildren long after our bodies have become worm food. You, you reading this, you have something that you connect with because it speaks to something deep inside of you, that challenges you, that you keep coming back to because there's just so much there. But not Lou. Lou listens to the MLP soundtrack. Lou reads self-published furry fapfic. Lou watches furry documentaries and capeshit on his TV. I'm not saying that your favorite movie has to be Casablanca, but it's so goddamn dark that Lou's consoomer persona extends into the cultural sphere, too. He's the placidly narconized baby that he accuses the religious and Trump supporters of being.

If nothing else it would be nice to have him read a book/watch a movie/explore the internet in any way that isn't the absolute latest, most commercialized bullshit. As much as the idea of Lou finding some way to bastardize the stuff I actually like sends a chill down my spine, we really are influenced by the content we consume and branching out a little might... idk, as optimistic as it sounds, it might actually develop him as a person with some nuance and perspective and opinion on things other than whatever the latest popular tweet or capeshit blockbuster has drip-fed directly into his brain.
Lou's the ultimate product of the echo chamber. I honestly don't know if he even has the capacity to be more than what he is, but god it would be an interesting change of pace to find out, wouldn't it?

I'm legit surprised he took the time to walk to the library, to be honest, that did raise an eyebrow that maybe he actually does want to read a book. I suppose if he isn't an insufferable cockwad about it (doubtful) I'd even begrudgingly consider him reading a series I enjoy as a net positive if it makes an actual synapse fire for something other than Wonder Woman tiddy.

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

I personally do not want Lou stumbling into anything of culture or substance to an adult. He will not use anything to better his character, he’ll just become an even more insufferable and #iamsmart wank like he already does when he skims through Wikipedia to own the TERFs on Twitter.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

He'd just find another stock insult to call people if he "learned" about something new. That's all that "new" knowledge would be good for to him.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

If you were to ask me what my favorite music, my ghost would still be talking about David Gilmour, David Bowie, and Rush to your feral great-grandchildren long after our bodies have become worm food.

Marry me.

 

[Sasha]

Yeah, the books deal with concepts pretty foreign to Lou (having friends, going outside, interacting with people of another race in a way other than lightly racist vagueing about them and their backyard bbq) rather than his usual fodder of furry shutins typefucking each other and pretending to be women, so I can't imagine he'll ever actually pick them up. It's kind of a shame because he could probably learn a thing about writing and/or generally being a good person in a way that won't involve obnoxious gifs, but here we are I guess.

Also I only allow myself one autistic wall of text about Drizzt books per month so it's probably for the best anyways. See if he can get past the slave races being used as cannon fodder and attempted baby murder in the first ten pages of Homeland and go from there, I guess.

Oh but there's Gwenhwyvar

 

[Vampirella]

Oh but there's Gwenhwyvar

Dude, why? Don't put that cursed image in my head. Lou wanting to be a big titty panther.

 

[Sasha]

Dude, why? Don't put that cursed image in my head. Lou wanting to be a big titty panther.

She's magic you know, she can grow her tits with a fortitude save (DC 2).

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Oh but there's Gwenhwyvar

C'mon man I didnt need this first thing in the morning....

 

[Dusk]

Marry me.

Would that I could, but I think Kamov and Thotto kind of ruined it for all future Kiwi-Kiwi pairings. It'll have to be enough to know that in the Seattle night, when the sky is gray and the rain is misting, there are two kindred spirits who know the greatest truths of all: that Comfortably Numb has the two best guitar solos of all time, and that Lou Gagliardi is Fat and Nobody Wants to Have Sex With Him.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Well go on Lou. How did they break? Show us the glasses. This is the 2nd time they've broken. Impressive, I've worn glasses for 20 years and never. Never. Broken them. At least not to the point of needing replacememt. A screw popping out or a nosepad broken, I buy the part and fix them. And he has yet to explain how holding the ipad or whatever up to his face fixes his farsightedness.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Well go on Lou. How did they break? Show us the glasses. This is the 2nd time they've broken. Impressive, I've worn glasses for 20 years and never. Never. Broken them. At least not to the point of needing replacememt. A screw popping out or a nosepad broken, I buy the part and fix them. And he has yet to explain how holding the ipad or whatever up to his face fixes his farsightedness.

chances are Lou either chimps out and breaks his glasses as a result or simply wants this money for a new shiny game he won't even open

 

[Sasha]

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C'mon man I didnt need this first thing in the morning....

That's funny, I recently downloaded the whole Forgotten Realms novel series (with Greenwood, Salvatore...) , and I think I'm gonna wait a bit more to read them again...

Edit : regarding Lou and his fucking glasses, if his diabetes is out of control, it may affect his eyes too, on the long term.

 

[In the Sick of It]

That's funny, I recently downloaded the whole Forgotten Realms novel series (with Greenwood, Salvatore...) , and I think I'm gonna wait a bit more to read them again...

Edit : regarding Lou and his fucking glasses, if his diabetes is out of control, it may affect his eyes too, on the long term.

He's already tried to use the possibility of diabetes affecting eyesight to grift for an iPad with a slightly bigger screen than the tablet he had. It hasn't actually affected his eyes yet, but given the fact that he refuses to manage his health it's definitely on the way.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well go on Lou. How did they break? Show us the glasses. This is the 2nd time they've broken. Impressive, I've worn glasses for 20 years and never. Never. Broken them. At least not to the point of needing replacememt. A screw popping out or a nosepad broken, I buy the part and fix them. And he has yet to explain how holding the ipad or whatever up to his face fixes his farsightedness.

I like where this is going.

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[TheRetardKing]

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Maybe it's because his fat ass sat on them.

 

[MetalParakeet]

It's coming up on almost a month since his mom posted. I know she's fb banned but I still am assuming Louis buried her in the backyadx

 

[Sasha]

He's already tried to use the possibility of diabetes affecting eyesight to grift for an iPad with a slightly bigger screen than the tablet he had. It hasn't actually affected his eyes yet, but given the fact that he refuses to manage his health it's definitely on the way.

I'm gonna laugh a bit when he learns that being actually disabled has downsides and isn't a life goal, who comes with free love and cash,

 

[BoobWhiskers]

He's already tried to use the possibility of diabetes affecting eyesight to grift for an iPad with a slightly bigger screen than the tablet he had. It hasn't actually affected his eyes yet, but given the fact that he refuses to manage his health it's definitely on the way.

Speaking of, him going to the library implies that he was intending to check out books (god bless librarians but if it was purely a fact-finding mission you can google the reading order of a book series in about a nanosecond); wouldn't that text be too small for his poor, withered, can't-read-on-on-a-smaller-screen-than-his-ipad-of-choice eyeballs?

 

[Dusk]

It's coming up on almost a month since his mom posted. I know she's fb banned but I still am assuming Louis buried her in the backyadx

In a cage match between Lou and Denise, my money's on Denise. Yeah, Lou's bigger, but he's a pussy at his core, and you can't beat the pure uncut insanity on display in Denise's Facebook posts. Not to mention the years of resentment that she's been building up from his NEET lifestyle. I mean, the bitch doesn't even have a bathroom in her own fucking house because her 37-year-old son neeeeeeeeeeeds his own fartbox to shit up. I know she's a loon, but I can't help but pity her. I mean, imagine being Lou's mom. Jesus Christ, that would fucking suck.