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Yeesh, you weren't kidding.
I didn't doubt you, I just looked it up because I was curious.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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I didn't doubt you, I just looked it up because I was curious.
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I'm shocked Fabletics worked with her again. They couldn't get that zoomie TikTok girl with over a million followers who actually looks good in leggings to design a line and model it?
Please send a marine animal rescue team to unbeach this whale.
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This pic looks like it's a promo still from a failed Woke re-boot of Baywatch, LOL.
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Even better!
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Along the same note, Tess’s ever present Starbucks venti frappuccino is near 1000 calories by itself.
Not to mention the extra whipped cream, caramel drizzle, extra syrup I’m sure she gets- things add up quickly if someone’s eating shit food like Tess.
Edit: I was exaggerating upon further research, but that’s still 500 calories.
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Posting a video with this song: Irony or a rare moment of self-awareness?
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There's a suspicious hue around the bottom half of her carcass. Even after shoop she looks like shit. Such a moddle, wow....
Maybe our house shoop expert can tell if it's the filter or did she smooth things over, eh @Diet Coke 4 Life ?
Maybe our house shoop expert can tell if it's the filter or did she smooth things over, eh @Diet Coke 4 Life ?
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Fuck that, photoshop it back to her original size and do a side by side comparison. But damn, that hue is making my eyes trip out.
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Crepidodera fulvicornis
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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That is not your sternum, idiot. Jeebus.
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i could use the grease on her face to make fried eggs, but then again i forgot she slathers trial bottle crappy oily creams. perfect way to keep your pores healthy and clean.
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Who mistakes a torso for a sternum? Also, that is one ugly tattoo. What is it even supposed to be?
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A fat-brained dimwit who attended high school inside a Walmart.
Crepidodera fulvicornis
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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Pair of scorpions, because she's a Cancer (or whatev)
She pretends it's something like this,
but since her tits end way way lower, she gets this
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Her skin just gets worse with every video and picture she posts, like so inflamed and clogged up.
It’s been said but you’d think a sooperwaddle would know to wear sunscreen and have a decent enough skincare routine. While obviously a lot of the issue is she’s fat, I think her changing products at a whim (meaning when she gets a new company to shill) is a part of the issue. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if she doesn’t actually have any set routine and she just leaves her face unwashed most of the time.
It’s been said but you’d think a sooperwaddle would know to wear sunscreen and have a decent enough skincare routine. While obviously a lot of the issue is she’s fat, I think her changing products at a whim (meaning when she gets a new company to shill) is a part of the issue. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if she doesn’t actually have any set routine and she just leaves her face unwashed most of the time.
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How is it that despite Tess being aware that her skin is actually shit, it just gets worse and worse? Her skin makes Edward James Olmos look like a fresh-faced ingenue.
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The scorpions are because her rising sign is Scorpio. Cancers (her Sun sign) are supposed to be emotional, maternal homebodies who take care of others, while Scorpios are the charismatic, dark, Sexy Beasts of the zodiac.
Despite all her posturing about how great it is to be a mom, we know which one she'd rather be identified with—which she's confirmed by this current bit of graffiti.
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She is a genuine idiot. The reason why her sternum tattoo wasn't painful is bcuz its not on her sternum.
"Sternum tattoos hurt more than most other tattoos. This is due to the bony prominence of the sternum and the low levels of fat over the bone. Bony areas are much more painful to tattoo over compared to fleshy counterparts, and there aren’t many areas on the body that are bonier than the sternum.
Scientifically speaking, all types of tattoos hurt; however, the level of pain differs according to the body part. It’s known that tattoos on parts of the body with less fat and muscle hurt the most. Since sternum tattoos are inked over the ribs and breast bones, they come with high pain levels."
Even if the tattoo was on her sternum, she has such a thick layer of fat that it should have made it much less painful.
Hilarious that she chose to bring attention to her rising sign. This bitch need a team to lift her up from the floor during modeling gig. Her rising sign ought to be a forklift.
Fun fact: paramedics and such use a sternum rub as a way to see of patients are faking unconsciousness or to see if they respond to pain.
"Sternum tattoos hurt more than most other tattoos. This is due to the bony prominence of the sternum and the low levels of fat over the bone. Bony areas are much more painful to tattoo over compared to fleshy counterparts, and there aren’t many areas on the body that are bonier than the sternum.
Scientifically speaking, all types of tattoos hurt; however, the level of pain differs according to the body part. It’s known that tattoos on parts of the body with less fat and muscle hurt the most. Since sternum tattoos are inked over the ribs and breast bones, they come with high pain levels."
Even if the tattoo was on her sternum, she has such a thick layer of fat that it should have made it much less painful.
Hilarious that she chose to bring attention to her rising sign. This bitch need a team to lift her up from the floor during modeling gig. Her rising sign ought to be a forklift.
Fun fact: paramedics and such use a sternum rub as a way to see of patients are faking unconsciousness or to see if they respond to pain.
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My cat (rip queen) loved to climb and sit on me while I was lying in bed and she was only like 7 lbs, but it hurt like a motherfucker when she stepped on my sternum for even a split second. I can't even imagine getting a tattoo on it.
It's hilarious that tess is so clueless about basic anatomy. And terrifying how she's both obsessed with her body and incredibly disconnected from its reality