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34 Dirty Things To Say To A Man During Hot, Passionate Sex​

Rebecca Jane Stokes
08/23/2021

There's only ever been one area in my life where I've been quiet, and that's during sex. I never quite know the right things to say during sex.

I don't know why, but when the lights go off and we get undressed, suddenly I'm struck dumb — and I promise you it's not out of awe and wonder. I think it's more that I'm always worried about sounding like an idiot when I try to talk dirty during sex.

My current boyfriend is very aurally-centered in the bedroom. Nothing turns him on more than a girl running her mouth during sex.

His passion for talking dirty during sex has made it easier for me to explore my dirty talking side, and I have found I like it so much I can't believe I was silent for so long!

There are so many great benefits to talking dirty during sex. Some people who talk dirty during sex find they actually enjoy sex more, and others report having stronger orgasms. If that doesn't make you curious to try it out for yourself, I don't know what will...

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If you're eager to learn some dirty things to say in bed but are at a loss as to where to begin, I've got you covered.

34 Dirty Things To Say To A Man During Sex​

Dirty Things to Say During Sex​

1. "Oh my f*cking god!"​

2. "You make me so wet."​

3. "My whole body is shaking."​

4. "I never want to get out of this bed."​

5. "Never stop."​

6. "I love the way you fill me up."​

7. "I can't control myself when we're together."​

8. "I need you."​

9. "Please baby, please."​

10. "Let's stay here forever."​

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11. "Yes, just like that."​

12. "Harder."​

13. "I love it when you play with me down there."​

14. "Touch me right here." (Then place his hand wherever "here" is.​

15. "I want to put you in my mouth."​

16. "Your hands feel amazing."​

17. "F*ck me now."​

18. "When you do that thing with your tongue, I melt."​

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Things to Say in Bed to Turn Him On​

19. "You make me want to scream."​

20. "You make me feel so good."​

21. "Does that feel good?"​

22. "You taste amazing."​

23. "I want you."​

24. "I can't get enough of you."​

25. "You were made to be inside me."​

26. "Nobody turns me on like you do."​

27. "I could have an orgasm just from looking into your eyes."

28. "I couldn't help but touch myself and think about you all day today."​

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29. "I've been thinking about your penis all day."​

30. "Spank me and tell me I've been a bad girl."​

31. "Pull my hair."​

32. "I love being your little sl*t."​

33. "I want you to tie me up and treat me like your toy."​

34. "Can I suck your thumb?"​

 

[A-Stump]

'I've been thinking about your penis all day'

Me too, babe. Me too.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

This list reads like the author went on a fanfic binge then realized she could make an article out of it.

27. "I could have an orgasm just from looking into your eyes."

I think this one might be my favorite. Like what the fuck? Who speaks like this??

 

[The Last Stand]

Sock it to me!

 

[BrunoMattei]

And not even one "You're so big!" What a bullshit list.

 

[Drifting Panzer]

35. "John Carpenter's The Thing is on tonight, want to see it together?"

Granted, I would blow my load then and there, even if we weren't having sex.

 

[Sped Xing]

Please hu-man insert your semenal positioning organ into my ovoducts.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Here's a shorter, more useful list:

1.

That's it. Just don't. Let your body do the talking.

The culmination of my life experiences and what I've heard from others have convinced me that women are generally terrible at dirty talk. The best you can hope for is that she says something straight out of a hentai and you get to laugh while you clap her cheeks.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The best you can hope for is that she says something straight out of a hentai and you get to laugh while you clap her cheeks.

@Zero Day Defense confirmed hentai connoisseur

 

[kcbbq]

Autistic person reads a porn script and thinks obviously scripted shit is going to work just by repeating it.

Whoever wrote this must be boring as hell in bed.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

@Zero Day Defense confirmed hentai connoisseur

It's more a reference to this account:

As a husband trying to get the Mrs. pregnant, the consequences variety is of particular interest. My weakness for this has led to some unintentional humor in the bedroom. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to keep a straight face when your wife is unknowingly spouting hentai dialogue while you're trying not to nut too early.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Half of these are so cringe I cannot even laugh.

Honestly most dirty talk is cringe, likewise with roleplay shit. Average people just suck at acting.

The hottest things are the things that come involuntarily, they have to have that genuine tone. At that point you can say just about anything.

 

[Product Placement]

I clicked expecting half of them would have the word daddy in them, I'm happy I was wrong.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

The face of the person who has clearly never been in the bedroom long enough to talk dirty.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

The face of the person who has clearly never been in the bedroom long enough to talk dirty.
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Wait a sec, didn't this cow write another sex themed article that was posted here a few days ago?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Wait a sec, didn't this cow write another sex themed article that was posted here a few days ago?

She looks similar to the bitch who overcooked her cooch with a chainsaw vibrator.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

The face of the person who has clearly never been in the bedroom long enough to talk dirty.
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If she were thinner her face would not be that bad. She would have a little bit of a Shirley Manson thing going on but that was a body built for the bin.

At least the list is not total garbage.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

She looks similar to the bitch who overcooked her cooch with a chainsaw vibrator.

No it was this thread I was thinking of https://kiwifarms.net/threads/if-you-have-small-boobs-rich-men-love-you-says-science.98228/

The same sow who thinks her fat chick flapjacks are why she can't nail down a decent man also does not know how to dirty talk. Have all my keks.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Where is "spank me harder, daddy" or "please lead me senpai" or "fuck me harder you sick fuck" or making cat sounds.

 

[IKOL]

I think this one might be my favorite. Like what the fuck? Who speaks like this??

Incels and teenagers with obesity issues.
Trust me I've been there so I do know.

Where is "spank me harder, daddy" or "please lead me senpai"

making cat sounds

Prefer owl hourling imitation for days. Thank you.

Whoever wrote this must be boring as hell in bed.

Nothing little BDSM can't fix there. Heh.

The face of the person who has clearly never been in the bedroom long enough to talk dirty.

... you know, still fuckable tho, although if that's a troon then... well, shit.

At least the list is not total garbage.

Just because there's no "daddy\mommy\daughter\son" fetish doesn't mean this list isn't garbage. It is, because like Zero Day Defense said, let the body talk for you, not your goddamn tongue.

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Now to the article itself, let us begin:

I don't know why, but when the lights go off and we get undressed, suddenly I'm struck dumb — and I promise you it's not out of awe and wonder. I think it's more that I'm always worried about sounding like an idiot when I try to talk dirty during sex.

Then never speak until the end. Just do noises instead. Not eating that Kentucky Chicken one, dumbass, passionate ones.

His passion for talking dirty during sex has made it easier for me to explore my dirty talking side, and I have found I like it so much I can't believe I was silent for so long!

... Sigh. Better be quiet or follow my instruction above.

There are so many great benefits to talking dirty during sex.

One of my night-time partners tried that once. Honest to god not into this kind of stuff. I prefer just fuck and watching her body move and face showing various intimate feelings. Eye-to-eye contact is pretty much strong sex driver.

Now I'm legit terrified after reading this fucking wall of "dirty". Why?
Well... read these:

15. "I want to put you in my mouth."
22. "You taste amazing."
25. "You were made to be inside me."
29. "I've been thinking about your penis all day."​

And tell me that's not sounds cannibal to you, because that sure as shit does to me, unironically.

34. "Can I suck your thumb?"​

Who the fuck talk like that, even?!