US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[contradiction of terns]

Enemy, no.

Retard liberal faggot? Yes.

Don't fear it. Would take it if I could. Can't, so won't risk it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fear? No. Hold it in contempt? Yes.

Revolution? What revolution?

There you go, putting words in my mouth and assigning motives to me to keep me evil.

Typical liberal communist cocksucker/

Glad to know, doctor.


Yeah, he's starting to get boring. I was amused for a little while, watching him squirm, move goalposts, put words in people's mouths, and try to throw up smoke clouds, but now he's just boring.

It's the NPC meme come to life. Once you get to the end of his preprogrammed responses, he just starts again without any context.

I fan-girled a little, ngl.

But yeah. Jimmy's not worth it in general. Just bad bait 99% of the time.

Edit: I got confused by the J names. S'what I get for reading and typing.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

The covid fatality rate has been under 2% for the past 10 months. And it's probably even lower than that since the death rate is compared to the total number of cases. It's not known how many cases of covid there has actually been since not everyone whose had covid has been tested. The number is undoubtedly significant.

People are absolutely disgusting. Before covid was around, I would always see people out in public (like the grocery store) cough and not bother to cover their mouth in any way possible. I'm not talking about trashy looking people, these were definitely the type who should know better. It would infuriate me. How is coughing into your elbow not second nature?! I'm sure these are the same uppity assholes who now insist that everyone and their mom wear a mask. I see people driving with a mask on sometimes - that's insane.

I am not anti vax. I've never hesitated to have my family fully vaccinated. All the way up to the HPV vaccine. But this one? Fuck no.
I wouldn't be surprised if I've had the china virus and didn't know it, or mistook it for something else.

After being forced required to wear a mask for a year straight, when the mandate was finally lifted, I didn't wear a mask while being unvaccinated. My body, my choice, right??? If a woman can choose to kill her unborn baby, why can't I take out a fatty or two? or a senior citizen? kidding, sorta.

Thank god my fuckwit governor brought back the mask mandate, though. Since they work so well.

When I saw my pcp not that long ago, they didn't seem to think the vaccine was all that important, since they didn't even bring it up.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

People are absolutely disgusting. Before covid was around, I would always see people out in public (like the grocery store) cough and not bother to cover their mouth in any way possible. I'm not talking about trashy looking people, these were definitely the type who should know better. It would infuriate me. How is coughing into your elbow not second nature?! I'm sure these are the same uppity assholes who now insist that everyone and their mom wear a mask. I see people driving with a mask on sometimes - that's insane.

Oh, God, it used to drive me crazy, seeing motherfuckers just sneeze or cough into mid-air.

Same with those people who just blow snot on the floor/ground out of their nose.

I fucking hate that shit.

I am not anti vax. I've never hesitated to have my family fully vaccinated. All the way up to the HPV vaccine.

One thing I always hated is the fact that we kept seeing rubella, measles, mumps outbreaks. Hell, there was a fucking polio outbreak a few years back. They never did shit about those people who were all "I didn't vaccinate any of my four kids and the one that lived is just fine" and infected all kinds of people and started fucking outbreaks.

California, Oregon, and Washington were terrible about that shit.

My favorite thing to see is people I fucking KNOW were anti-vax three years ago, posting all kinds of shit on Facebook, now acting like fucking zealots over the Covid vaccine. Even better is when I remember they asked me if I had any spare NBC rated masks and filters because they couldn't find an N-series masks.

Nope. Not for your hippy ass. Try some essential oils or some stupid shit.

When they post the fucking "people who don't get vax'd should be put in camps or sent to Afghanistan" I love asking them "Gotten the MMR for your fucking plague rat yet?" and they just change the subject, telling me basically: Nope.

And I got that shit early last year. Felt like pneumonia with a side effect of sticky lung. One of the reasons I wasn't worried about getting it again when I was delivering supplies.

 

[derpherp2]

Hey guise he's negrating you because you're ignoring him after sperging for three days.
That means he wins.




Guise?

Guise?
EDIT: Oh he disagreed, guess that means he didn't win. GG EZ no RE. re-re.
Anyways, so Kamala went all the way to Singapore because "our allies need to see us strong" but then goes on about..... Climate Change?

Some fucking strength there horse-braying laughing woman.

 

[Confused Doggo]

The covid fatality rate has been under 2% for the past 10 months. And it's probably even lower than that since the death rate is compared to the total number of cases. It's not known how many cases of covid there has actually been since not everyone whose had covid has been tested. The number is undoubtedly significant.
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And even those numbers are probably exaggerated with false positives and people that have Covid, but die (or already dying) to something unrelated, still being registered as Covid deaths.

 

[teriyakiburns]

California, Oregon, and Washington were terrible about that shit.

My favorite thing to see is people I fucking KNOW were anti-vax three years ago, posting all kinds of shit on Facebook, now acting like fucking zealots over the Covid vaccine.

I'd lay decent cash on nearly all of these pro-coof-juice people being closet anti-vaxxers prior to 2019. There's none more zealous (and obnoxious) than a fresh convert.

 

[Gehenna]

Hey guise he's negrating you because you're ignoring him after sperging for three days.
That means he wins.




Guise?

Guise?
EDIT: Oh he disagreed, guess that means he didn't win. GG EZ no RE. re-re.
Anyways, so Kamala went all the way to Singapore because "our allies need to see us strong" but then goes on about..... Climate Change?

Some fucking strength there horse-braying laughing woman.

The point at this time is to just keep her out of view and minimize the damage she does while trying to prop Biden up. I don't have access to their numbers, but I do have access to mine. Both are despised, Kamala ranks worse for on screen optics. They can't get rid of both, so their only remaining option is to just TRY to keep Biden up.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Yep, liberal commie as bad words? I see a mad ass boot getting called for what he is. You can take it, you just choose not to out of ignorance.
Also cool retort to your fellow comrade acting like you're not an assmad faggot. And again, you fear the government. Scaredy cat. Also, NPC? You really are a thedonald reject, how surprising.

How quickly we went from "Thank you for your service" to "mad ass boot". If any Taliban fags who came over (thanks to Sleepy Joe's insouciance) threatened your petty existence you'd be crying for Johnny to save you.

Wouldn't blame him if he didn't. I know I won't.

 

[Cuckoman]

How is coughing into your elbow not second nature?!

I don't even wash my hands after I shit. And you still shake my hand. Or eat things I have touched.
Why the fuck should I cough into my elbow?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I don't even wash my hands after I shit. And you still shake my hand.
Why the fuck should I cough into my elbow?

Get the rope.

 

[Gehenna]

Get the rope.

Fuck that, we have enough vets here to make a half-decent firing squad.

 

[JimmyNugget]

How quickly we went from "Thank you for your service" to "mad ass boot". If any Taliban fags who came over (thanks to Sleepy Joe's insouciance) threatened your petty existence you'd be crying for Johnny to save you.

Wouldn't blame him if he didn't. I know I won't.

There would be plenty of servicemen who don’t hide behind the va doctors and aren’t afraid of needles who would stop any terrorist threat, who are actually being vetted and not let in wholesale.
But duck the translators who risked their lives helping servicemen, they might be taliban!

 

[derpherp2]

The point at this time is to just keep her out of view and minimize the damage she does while trying to prop Biden up. I don't have access to their numbers, but I do have access to mine. Both are despised, Kamala ranks worse for on screen optics. They can't get rid of both, so their only remaining option is to just TRY to keep Biden up.

I'm just saying if she wants to keep a low-profile maybe don't try to attempt a z-snap on a reporter when the fucking HUGEASS camera is fucking rolling, especially since your condescending laugh faggotry is well-known and the MAIN REASON everyone fucking hates you.

On any other crisis this would be delicious political lulz.
But our people are being buttfucked by it in droves.
But it's because of the biggest gayops I've ever known.
But it's not the fault of anyone suffering. Mostly.
But then again, suffering.
But then again, friend's still MIA.

I'm conflicted.
I demand a compromise, we catapault the DNC in it's entirety there, they don't fuck over the citizens still stuck and not beheaded, and we don't turn their forsaken fucking sandpit into glass since we have nothing to lose. And we'll ignore the people they've beheaded so far. Also take some of the Taliban as staff in Twitter, since apparently they like them so much.

Also europe can take the refoogis and they can bitch to them about that idgaf.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

People who use the vaccine

There would be plenty of servicemen who don’t hide behind the va doctors and aren’t afraid of needles who would stop any terrorist threat, who are actually being vetted and not let in wholesale.
But duck the translators who risked their lives helping servicemen, they might be taliban!

Shaniqua in Finance isn't going to pick up a rifle to save you fyi. Who do you think makes up Combat Arms? As far as translators, they've already found "refugees" on the no fly list.

They may be goatfuckers but they aren't stupid.

 

[Gehenna]

Shaniqua in Finance isn't going to pick up a rifle to save you fyi. Who do you think makes up Combat Arms? As far as translators, they've already found "refugees" on the no fly list.

They may be goatfuckers but they aren't stupid.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-58311964 Source provided.

 

[Titos]

One of the things I think is most funny about this retards handling of the Afghanistan situation and in particular the idiots larping about sending MAGA people over to Afghanistan is one people might not necessarily think about. Which group would you rather join?
US Military
-get told you're a racist for being white
-have to deal with troons
-retarded generals
-get your limbs blown off
-go home depressed and with PTSD knowing you fought for jews and the MIC
-no rewards whatsoever
Taliban
-Free wives
-Get spoils of war
-Ice Cream
-Bumper cars

 

[Overly Serious]

I'm surprised as shit Ghislaine Maxwell hasn't had any "accidents" yet. Unless she really stayed away from the Senator Snuff shit and doesn't know. Like Tucker Carlson asked: What is going on over there?????

Ghislaine Maxwell is the daughter of a Mossad hero and was likely Epstein's "handler". They'll do what they can to protect her. My bet is current plan is to keep her quietly comfortable somewhere until the heat is off and then quietly "not enough evidence" her and let her go.

 

[Titos]

Experimental medications that are being FDA approved? Keep sucking Trump's dick and thinking your Adonis body won't crumple to COVID.
You'll get it, and once you're on the ventilator it'll be too late. But at least you'll have owned those libs.
Also lol FDA isn't even good enough for your paranoid riddled brain.

Super late reply. But please take thalidomide and then breed, after all it was FDA approved so don't complain when the only thing your kids are good at is being a show animal in a zoo balancing a ball on their nose. Or better yet just get a time machine and travel back to 1982 Chicago and down some random Tylenol bottles.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Super late reply. But please take thalidomide and then breed, after all it was FDA approved so don't complain when the only thing your kids are good at is being a show animal in a zoo balancing a ball on their nose. Or better yet just get a time machine and travel back to 1982 Chicago and down some random Tylenol bottles.

Keep being afraid of the modern FDA. Never enough time for trials huh?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

One of the things I think is most funny about this retards handling of the Afghanistan situation and in particular the idiots larping about sending MAGA people over to Afghanistan is one people might not necessarily think about. Which group would you rather join?
US Military
-get told you're a racist for being white
-have to deal with troons
-retarded generals
-get your limbs blown off
-go home depressed and with PTSD knowing you fought for jews and the MIC
-no rewards whatsoever
Taliban
-Free wives
-Get spoils of war
-Ice Cream
-Bumper cars

The other thing they ignore, is the "MAGATARDS!" they want to send over there are the type of people who used to sign up.

You know, the guys that were over-represented in combat arms and dangerous non-combat arms jobs.