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1-Year-Old Toddler Survives After Spending 3 Nights Lost in Forest Alone​


Russian toddler, just 22 months of age, has been found after wandering away from her family and spending three lone nights in the woods.

According to the Moscow Times, Lyudmila Kuzina—known as Lyuda—disappeared last Tuesday in the Smolensk region, west of Moscow. She was following her mother and sister to their neighbor's house when she went missing.

The incident bears a remarkable resemblance to a similar case, in 2016, when 3-year-old Russian toddler Tserin Dopchut became lost in the Siberian wilderness for three days. Dopchut reportedly survived by eating a single chocolate bar that he happened to be carrying at the time. Despite the area's frigid temperatures, Dopchut was dressed only in a shirt and shoes and did not have a coat.

In both cases, the young toddlers were lost in the Russian wilderness and for similar amounts of time. However, unlike Dopchut, Kuzina did not have any food or water during her three days in the forest, reported the BBC—making her survival all the more remarkable.

After Kuzina went missing on Tuesday, a massive search effort, involving 400 volunteers, police, and divers who searched nearby bodies of water, swept through the region. But it wasn't until almost four days into the search that Kuzina was found.

When a group of search volunteers stopped to take a break about two-and-a-half miles from Kuzina and her family's home, they reportedly heard an unusual squeaking sound—originating, it turned out, from Kuzina herself.

"It was only on the fourth day when they heard a 'squeak' that they found her in some branches under a tree," said the girl's mother, Antonina Kuzina, according to the BBC.

Upon being found, Kuzina "immediately stretched out her thin arms to cling tightly to her rescuers," noted the rescue group Salvar, reported the Moscow Times. She was "weakened, bitten by insects, but most importantly alive!"

"The entire HQ was sobbing. Both volunteers hardened by experience and first-timers who answered the call for the first time, as well as local residents, were crying," added Salvar.

Kuzina was taken to the ICU on Friday, but she has since been transferred to another part of the hospital on Saturday. And, despite her young age, the nearly-2-year-old Kuzina appears to have learned an important lesson from the ordeal.

"She's quite adamant she'll never run away from Mum again," said her mother, Antonina, reported the BBC. "Although quite how long she'll remember that promise, I have no idea. But at least she says so."
 
I've heard tell that toddlers lost in the woods tend to do better than older kids and almost as well as adults because when they're tired, they sleep, when they're thirsty, they drink, etc.

Older kids have enough brain activity to think, "I'm going to climb that next ridge," but they don't have the experience to think, "I didn't climb a big ridge on the way here so this can't be the way back."
 
Cold, fear, vodka, Nazis...
Not AIDs or population decline however.
I've heard tell that toddlers lost in the woods tend to do better than older kids and almost as well as adults because when they're tired, they sleep, when they're thirsty, they drink, etc.

Older kids have enough brain activity to think, "I'm going to climb that next ridge," but they don't have the experience to think, "I didn't climb a big ridge on the way here so this can't be the way back."
Toddlers have insanely weird survival instincts. They know how to hold their breath instinctively and seeing as their young and their bones are still new they can probably handle injuries that would cripple an adult lost in the wild a little better as well.
 
Russians are well bred to survive harsh shit.

Also, that little kid clearly earned his daily portion of vodka soaked bread.
 
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Russians are well bred to survive harsh shit.

Also, that little kid clearly earned his daily portion of vodka soaked bread.
No, 0 wolves and 0 bears were killed in this training exercise. Half rations for the rest of the month.

ETA: half rations of the bread of course, not vodka. We’re not barbarians.
 
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Are Russians born immune to the cold or something?
No, but alcohol is a natural anti-freeze. Fun fact: the Sputnik vaccine is actually just neat vodka.

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Also, I refuse to believe any little girl named Lyudmila could die in the woods. The very name brings forth an image of some chunky, log-hauling Eastern European woman.
 
Personal experience of watching my kids but toddlers are surprisingly tolerant of cold.
It's not really tolerance to cold far as I know, just sensory shit. You know those people who can touch hot pans without feeling pain but still receive burns? Imagine that.
Also, I refuse to believe any little girl named Lyudmila could die in the woods. The very name brings forth an image of some chunky, log-hauling Eastern European woman.
Slavic female names are always really beautiful for some reason. Even Olga conjures up the image of a strong wmoan wrestling bears.
 
A one year old would have bit it big time. I got unintentionally clickbaited.
 
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Western 2 year old: if you don't give me exactly what food i want exactly when i want it i'll get Retarded Baby Syndrome and you'll have to bring me to the hospital

Russian 2 year old: Poisonous forest mushroom cannot defeat liver strengthened with водка, tonight I feast
 
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