🐱 Arizona Audit Delayed Because Cyber Ninjas Have COVID

Arizona Audit Delayed Because Cyber Ninjas Have COVID

Arizona Republicans’ election “audit” report will be delayed even longer, because the leaders of the team running it are “quite sick” with COVID-19.

www.vice.com

The long-awaited farce of an Arizona election audit is ending in tragedy.
The Republican-controlled Arizona Senate was finally supposed to receive the report on its sham of an election fraud audit on Monday. But state Republicans announced that the report hadn’t been submitted—because the majority of the leaders of the conspiracy-minded Cyber Ninjas team that ran the so-called “audit” have caught COVID-19.
“The team expected to have the full draft ready for the Senate today, but unfortunately Cyber Ninjas CEO Doug Logan and two other members of the five-person audit team have tested positive for COVID-19 and are quite sick,” Arizona’s Republican senate president, Karen Fann, said in a statement Monday afternoon.





Fann said the senate had received “a portion of the draft report,” and will meet Wednesday to begin reviewing what they had received.


The report won’t be made public until Senate Republicans decide to release it after reviewing and finalizing its findings, a process that will now slip even further into the future.
Cyber Ninjas, a firm that had never conducted an electoral audit before, was given carte blanche to investigate whether widespread fraud stole the election from President Trump. Since then, it’s been chaos.





The company, whose owner had publicly floated false conspiracy theories that the election had been rigged against Trump even before it was hired, failed to follow basic auditing procedures, and spent nearly $6 million in outside funding from conservative backers on the monthslong slog of a process. The audit even banned its own monitor from observing the process, kicking former Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett out of the building for leaking data.


The audit’s official account was banned from Twitter for spreading lies and misinformation about the 2020 election. Logan recently appeared in a conspiracy theory-driven “documentary” about how the election was stolen from Trump. Cyber Ninjas refused to comply with a U.S. House probeof its investigation. The Department of Justice is investigating whether the audit has violated federal law.
But the audit has become a focal point for Trump and conspiracy theorists to argue the election was indeed stolen from him—and has inspired similar efforts in other states.
Now, the audit’s results will be delayed even longer.

 

[Gehenna]

IMagine being so mentally Ill that you sperg out about vaccines in an audit thread.

I think @Gehenna put a theory forward that these results are being delayed for maximum impact

Less a theory and more an idle musing. There's a bunch of possible reasons, but one potential one is that with Biden underwater right now it'd just be pissing into the ocean to release them now. By waiting for things to cool down a little then releasing them, they basically maintain the inferno even longer and maximize effect.

Alternatively, it could be a nothing burger, they could need more time to compile the data, they received additional info unexpectedly, etc.

 

[MagmaStalker]

Because he's a deliberately uninformed antisemite.

Excellent way to put it; deliberately uninformed.

II think @Gehenna put a theory forward that these results are being delayed for maximum impact

Pardon me if I am incorrect in this, but wasn't that the theory behind Rudy holding on the Biden-is-a-pedo information for so long? Seems that it had minimal impact, if any in that case. Would there be something different about this?

 

[Gehenna]

Pardon me if I am incorrect in this, but wasn't that the theory behind Rudy holding on the Biden-is-a-pedo information for so long? Seems that it had minimal impact, if any in that case. Would there be something different about this?

I highly doubt Rudy has any evidence that Joe is a pedo, and Hunter is separate enough from the admin that normal people don't give a fuck. It's why the laptop was a hard sell even without media interference. The audits are more easily digestible and fall under the category of things they are likely to take note of generally.

 

[A-Stump]

I'm sure the totally fair, professional, and unbiased Cyber Ninja report will tell everyone what they need to know.

 

[MagmaStalker]

I highly doubt Rudy has any evidence that Joe is a pedo, and Hunter is separate enough from the admin that normal people don't give a fuck. It's why the laptop was a hard sell even without media interference. The audits are more easily digestible and fall under the category of things they are likely to take note of generally.

Great point, you are right I meant Hunter. Joe is just a creep, repeatedly, and publicly.

I would have thought that all of the indicators of collusion and bribery would have been enough, but I also would have though that people I thought were intelligent would have at least done a cursory google search about vaccine related injuries before jabbing their whole family.

Apparently, I was wrong on both counts.

I'm sure the totally fair, professional, and unbiased Cyber Ninja report will tell everyone what they need to know.

Why do you infer it will be anything but? Is there any evidence that CN doesn't know what they are doing, or that they are biased toward one party or the other? Is it not possible that they were just hired to do a job, perhaps one that have not specifically done before(election), but when you break it down an audit is an audit?

The preliminary indicators of nearly 75k ineligible ballots is more than enough to pique my interest. So are the thousands upon thousands of signed affidavits alleging voter fraud. If those were signed in bad faith, or even fraudulently, wouldn't there be some arrests of these "whistleblowers"? It's not like it was democrats signing these things, the gubmin is not shy about persecuting conservatives or even non-democrat independents.

 

[Gehenna]

Great point, you are right I meant Hunter. Joe is just a creep, repeatedly, and publicly.

I would have thought that all of the indicators of collusion and bribery would have been enough, but I also would have though that people I thought were intelligent would have at least done a cursory google search about vaccine related injuries before jabbing their whole family.

Apparently, I was wrong on both counts.

The problem is people generally don't care about "This relative to a politician is a scum fuck". You need to directly link it to the politician, and while there was some evidence of a link to Biden it required multiple cases of linking disparate info together to actually paint that picture. The public wasn't going to bite on that.

 

[MagmaStalker]

The problem is people generally don't care about "This relative to a politician is a scum fuck". You need to directly link it to the politician, and while there was some evidence of a link to Biden it required multiple cases of linking disparate info together to actually paint that picture. The public wasn't going to bite on that.

Another great point. I appreciate your insight on this.

 

[Billy Beer]

What are the chances the results are taken seriously by either camp?

Zero

Less a theory and more an idle musing. There's a bunch of possible reasons, but one potential one is that with Biden underwater right now it'd just be pissing into the ocean to release them now. By waiting for things to cool down a little then releasing them, they basically maintain the inferno even longer and maximize effect.

Alternatively, it could be a nothing burger, they could need more time to compile the data, they received additional info unexpectedly, etc.

Thanks for the info buddy.

I don't put any weight in to this election fraud ever manifesting, as it makes the country look like a shambles, not the man. I do believe it was stolen though and i believe Trump stole the election from Hillary, who was going to rig the 2016 election for her to win.

 

[RandomTwitterGuy]

IMagine being so mentally Ill that you sperg out about vaccines in an audit thread.

I think @Gehenna put a theory forward that these results are being delayed for maximum impact

Yes and Q-anon was right and blah blah blah facebook boomer shit blah.

A organization called Cyber Ninja who one of there "checks" was to look for fucking bamboo on the fucking paper are not doing this for effect, but because they are incompetent door knob lickers.

I get it you want to believe because Trump is your entire personality, but the faggot lost and this Audit might show that Trump won with a 200% of the vote, but the kicker is THIS is not a real audit, this is a Trump fanboys having a tinny little hissy fit.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Cyber Ninjas Have COVID​

CYRAX NOOOOOOOO

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Idiots who still believe in election fraud refuse to take safe vaccine as well, sounds about right.

I thought people who got the vaccine are getting Covid anyway. Your snark makes as much sense as Biden.

 

[Maurice Caine]

Sure as shit ain't Shinobi.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Zero

Thanks for the info buddy.

I don't put any weight in to this election fraud ever manifesting, as it makes the country look like a shambles, not the man. I do believe it was stolen though and i believe Trump stole the election from Hillary, who was going to rig the 2016 election for her to win.

Hillary did rig it. This is known. She just did not rig hard enough.

 

[Billy Beer]

Yes and Q-anon was right and blah blah blah facebook boomer shit blah.

A organization called Cyber Ninja who one of there "checks" was to look for fucking bamboo on the fucking paper are not doing this for effect, but because they are incompetent door knob lickers.

I get it you want to believe because Trump is your entire personality, but the faggot lost and this Audit might show that Trump won with a 200% of the vote, but the kicker is THIS is not a real audit, this is a Trump fanboys having a tinny little hissy fit.

I'm British and have no horse in the race.

If you were able to seperate yourself from the TDS you could see it.

Half of the people think 2016 was rigged
Half of the people think 2020 was rigged.

They both were, everyone is correct.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Null really needs to put a daily post limiter on the forums. It can't be healthy to be posting this often, this badly.

Go read a book or a hike or something nigga

Tying one's overall reaction score to number of posts allowed per day isn't a bad idea at all.

What are the chances the results are taken seriously by either camp?

Just about 0. Apparently even some of the 'pubs in office in Arizona think it's shit.