US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Salubrious]

Blue Anon convulsing over some criticizing The Party. Biden is your King and you must pay him fealty!

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The news media is working hard to please Republicans again...

What planet do these fucking people live on?

 

[EnemyStand]

Hell, no! I vastly prefer our present imperfect situation to wide-scale economic dislocation, disease, famine, etc. No way would I want my kids and grandkids to go through such a thing. I wouldn't want you to go through such a thing.

Guess what...far as I know ALL money in the world is fiat money, backed only by a government's promise to pay. Been a LONG time since our currency was fully backed by gold and/or silver.

Better we keep trying to fix this mess than go through a total economic collapse. We'll get through the collapse of the Biden regime somehow. Always have. Always will. But no thanks to the Dems.

Understood. Well, let's see what happens. I'm not planning on giving up the country without a fight regardless, whatever form the fight takes.

 

[Calandrino]

I'm surprised they haven't started pushing a slur for NonVaxxers.

Like Viggers or something.

Around unvaxxed, never relax

 

[Jaimas]

I want to get off the ride.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Yeah it seems like Obunga only came out of his own basement in 2020 at the last second to do a half-assed support show for his favorite fuckup. He's been in the basement ever since, well, aside from his sophisticated party.

What did this man do?

 

[Oats12345]

This is meant to alleviate predominately right-wing criticisms of Biden, hence the comparison to the head CIA nigger, Aitch Dubya.
I increasingly think Obama just served as the ultimate political grifter. He is done with anything political and is focused entirely on continuing to be a public celebrity. The first people he uninvited to his 60th bash once it started attracting criticism were his former staffers.

I always thought it was annoying how Obama was treated more like a celebrity than a president. It's clear the guy wants to spend more time with big celebrities than average people. It's interesting when you compare it to Trump who was friends with big celebrities and than trended that away when becoming president.

Interpreters are being turned away (Archive)
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Oh boy looks like the media have decided to go back sucking Biden's dick again

 

[AlexGroans]

even if it happened, NO ONE would ever in a million years dare report it lmao.

With how the press is scared and confused, there might just be a Beria-style report on all of his crimes just to get people to feel something for ratings

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Yeah it seems like Obunga only came out of his own basement in 2020 at the last second to do a half-assed support show for his favorite fuckup. He's been in the basement ever since, well, aside from his sophisticated party.

What did this man do?

Fucked up so bad that Trump happened and proceeded to do better than him.

 

[Puff]

I always thought it was annoying how Obama was treated more like a celebrity than a president. It's clear the guy wants to spend more time with big celebrities than average people. It's interesting when you compare it to Trump who was friends with big celebrities and than trended that away when becoming president.

Oh boy looks like the media have decided to go back sucking Biden's dick again

I mean, with how old and demented he is, I don't think the sucking will do any good,

 

[Oats12345]

I mean, with how old and demented he is, I don't think the sucking will do any good,

Oh no I'm expecting another major fuck up just this year alone

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

Roy moore? Whatever happened to him? I forgot how the media memory holed him the moment he lost

IIRC, the memory hole was because nothing could actually stand in court under scrutiny. Then people would actually read stuff and you don’t want Alabama actually angry about being tricked by Dems again. The Democrats barely have influence there as is, from what I understand.

 

[Garm]

They went from "Journalists are all infallible heroes!" To "the press are pro-Drumpf!"

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I enjoy how quickly these people turn upon the media when the media whispers something blasphemous. That the stalwart journalists suddenly have an ulterior motive despite these people listening to them for years.

Russiagate (and Trump) broke something deep inside them. Shattered them. Paranoid delusions abound. Truth and lies blended into a narrative unique to themselves.

Social media needs to be shut down. It's screwing people up.

 

[Meat Target]

I enjoy how quickly these people turn upon the media when the media whispers something blasphemous. That the stalwart journalists suddenly have an ulterior motive despite these people listening to them for years.

Russiagate (and Trump) broke something deep inside them. Shattered them. Paranoid delusions abound. Truth and lies blended into a narrative unique to themselves.

Social media needs to be shut down. It's screwing people up.

"NOOOOO you can't say bad things about the regime! You're supposed to be OUR propaganda mouthpiece!"

I need to fucking break something, I'm so damn MATI.

Oh, and what are they saying about the stranded Americans there?

"They chose to stay".

Fuck these shitheads.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

The new copium shibboleth is "and zero American casualties!"

They don't know that for sure, and that can change in the blink of an eye.

Edit: someone did the math
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They're desperate. Oh well. When 2022 and 2024 rolls around and all this covid shit is over, they better not get mad and blame russia

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

You know, I could almost feel sorry for journalists if they weren't spineless douchebags who are prone to petty power trips and get off on ruining people's lives.

Things they have not been allowed to report on that should have been career makers

• Sleepy Joe only campaigning from his basement
• Joe's political record
• The Hunter Biden laptop
• Turning the US from an oil exporter to energy dependent.
• Afghanistan Crisis
• Inflation
• The housing crisis
• Real WuFlu coverage
• Fauci's bullshit
• The China angle with WuFlu
• Who's really in control of the White House

Instead, they have to slavishly tongue an old man's asshole through his diaper.

 

[Collections Agent]

The news media is working hard to please Republicans again...

What planet do these fucking people live on?

NOOOOOOOO WE VOTED THE GOOD GUY IN HE IS TOTALLY HARRY POTTER AND TRUMP IS VOLDEMORT!!!! THIS IS ALL JUST THE EVIL REPUBLICANS MANIPULATING EVERYONE WERE THE GOOD GUYS WHICH MEANS EVERYONE ELSE IS BAD AND ITS THEIR FAULT

This is literally the mentality a lot of the liberals I know have. Giving a generation of Harry Potter and Star Wars kids voting rights was a mistake

 

[draggs]

Oh, I know how tied in the US is to the world economy. But our money is imaginary, backed by nothing except unicorn farts and pixie kisses. I'm not saying it wouldn't be a complete disaster as far as global hegemony goes and things will be unbelievably bad if a full collapse did happen. Mass starvation, probably huge amounts of suicides, civil war almost likely. But after the suffering of immediate collapse would we not be better off in the long run? Or are we looking at Dark Ages 2.0?

Everyone's money is imaginary backed by nothing except the full faith and credit () of the government issuing it. Or, some other government's full faith and credit (aka the US government's) for those countries that peg their currency to some other country's (USA) currency, or plain old use some other country's (USA) currency as their official currency

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

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Shills are out in force.

Jennifer Rubin is such a smug kike bitch

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

U.S.S.R. 2: Electric Boogaloo
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I swear you can hear the gif

 

[Oats12345]

"NOOOOO you can't say bad things about the regime! You're supposed to be OUR propaganda mouthpiece!"
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I need to fucking break something, I'm so damn MATI.

Oh, and what are they saying about the stranded Americans there?

"They chose to stay".

Fuck these shitheads.

Yeah I doubt anyone is choosing to stay there with the Tailban running things and everything