Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

Damn dude. Even their god trump is telling them to take the vaccine kek.
@mikal, didn't you get the memo!? He's controlled opposition! He Is NoT a KiNg AnD wE aRe NoT pUpPeTs!

In all seriousness, Trump won in '16 because his positions were all over the map. Tucker got the jab, too, and he's out there preaching against mandatory jabs for teachers and doctors.
 
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
Nigga, why are you in this thread? I know for some, they find your sperging funny or enjoy the banter. But it's just shitting up this thread. There are plenty of other threads on this site. In A&H, /pol/, Facebook comments etc, all of whom which subscribe to your worldview. And yet you come here to obfuscate at least in my view, the funny with the same five talking points.
 
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Of course he's holding a cigar. Conservative "humor."

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

Can you give me a VALID reason based on statistics?


An Associated Press analysis of available government data from May shows that “breakthrough” infections in fully vaccinated people accounted for fewer than 1,200 of more than 107,000 COVID-19 hospitalizations. That’s about 1.1%.

And only about 150 of the more than 18,000 COVID-19 deaths in May were in fully vaccinated people. That translates to about 0.8%, or five deaths per day on average.


I know being retarded is hard. Maybe your caregiver can show you how Google works after you’re finished binging “Thomas the Train.”
 
From the looks of it, the general sentiment with the FDA approval in the Covid thread is predictably: "they're a part of the gubmint, so I don't trust it."

I just don’t understand what the covidiots think is the end game here? It’s weird they think all the doctors across the world, all these health agencies across the world, all these governing bodies and people across the world with various degrees in epidemiology are like….. pranking people into getting a vaccine and a mask? Like they actually think it’s some kind of weird prank or something. And they know better than the worlds most elite doctors because they read google lol.
 
From the looks of it, the general sentiment with the FDA approval in the Covid thread is predictably: "they're a part of the gubmint, so I don't trust it."
It's the usual "The FDA fucked up, so they were never trustworthy". And when I tell them it's goalpost moving since many of them were "wait till approval" they just say i'm goalpost moving. Because they are mentally stunted. Which is projecting, which they....then say i'm doing. It's hilarious really.
I just don’t understand what the covidiots think is the end game here? It’s weird they think all the doctors across the world, all these health agencies across the world, all these governing bodies and people across the world with various degrees in epidemiology are like….. pranking people into getting a vaccine and a mask? Like they actually think it’s some kind of weird prank or something. And they know better than the worlds most elite doctors because they read google lol.
Learning from A and Hers and the COVID thread, it's a mix of Paranoia, an actual phobia of needles, and a belief that their conspiracy theories and outright lies MUST be debated on the same footing as actual research and medical opinion or your trolling, babying people, and "the reason why democrats lost the south" type spiel.
That and tons and tons of misrepresented graphs showing how Covid will give blood clots, how the vaccine doesn't work, and a metric assload of anecdotal evidence.
 
As far as I'm aware, you can't copyright a whole genius, just the specific species you (presumptively) help to engineer, or at least whatever separates your species from others. Ironing out those specifics was one of the few good things to come out of Monstano's attempts to pull every species of corn in the U.S into their copyright. I almost want to see the gymnastics required to justify being able to patent a living, mutating virus and every single variant it spawns.
Forgot to add: Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
Diamond v. Chakrabarty and the general line of cases following it set the policy for allowing patenting species, under U.S. law, at least. Monsanto tried to use this to patent currently existing completely conventional species. Monsanto promised all kinds of miracle plants would come into existence if they were allowed to do this, but this has mostly been vaporware. Almost all the shit they actually release is either just jiggered with to be immune to a pesticide or herbicide (like Roundup) or to contain a built-in pesticide. So so much for that miracle bullshit.
 
THE CHINESE LAB-ENGINEERED BIOWARFARE VIRUS THAT HAS A MORE THAN 99% SURVIVAL RATE FOR 99% OF THE HUMAN POPULATION.”

So close, yet so far.
To be fair, a plague doesn't actually have to kill people to cause major disruption. Of course, this is lost on the COVIDiots who insist that we should just carry on like nothing's happening while the virus is going around making people sick.
 
Learning from A and Hers and the COVID thread, it's a mix of Paranoia, an actual phobia of needles, and a belief that their conspiracy theories and outright lies MUST be debated on the same footing as actual research and medical opinion or your trolling, babying people, and "the reason why democrats lost the south" type spiel.
I think there's also a pathological need to be contrarian. If the Libs and MSM like it, it must be bad. That's their logic.

Anyway, @Kornula and @Youthful_Shannel have been threadbanned.
 
It’s weird they think all the doctors across the world, all these health agencies across the world, all these governing bodies and people across the world with various degrees in epidemiology are like….. pranking people into getting a vaccine and a mask?
It follows recognized cult guidelines. Everyone in the world is insane but me!

Older people are especially vulnerable: lurid stories about the end of the world.
 
Yeah, if I managed a hospital that was full of very sick patients who are fighting off various diseases and ailments, and I had nurses that refused to get a vaccine for a highly virulent disease that has the potential to absolutely wreak havoc on those patients, I would definitely just let them keep working anyway. After all, who cares about trying to ensure the safety of a vulnerable population during a pandemic? Sharon told me that she's, like, totally sure that the vaccine will make your uterus explode or something, her aunt Becky told her so on Facebook!
 
can someone please explain why anti-vaxxers and conspiracy theorists keep coming into this thread when they should know exactly what to expect and they already have like four different threads custom made for them. because it's not even like they're being funny about it
 
can someone please explain why anti-vaxxers and conspiracy theorists keep coming into this thread when they should know exactly what to expect and they already have like four different threads custom made for them. because it's not even like they're being funny about it
Because A and H has become thedonald.win. Even just stating something not conservative gets you disliked to high hell. Their anti vax thoughts also burst out, and cannot simply be contained by 4 measly threads. They hate the vaccine, it makes them seethe.
Any debate there just becomes shit flinging and copium.
 
can someone please explain why anti-vaxxers and conspiracy theorists keep coming into this thread when they should know exactly what to expect and they already have like four different threads custom made for them. because it's not even like they're being funny about it
A LOT of users on this site think only right-wing people should post here, so they treat threads like this one like a battleground. Remember that even the Fuentes thread had a lot of defenders and white-knights at some point. They despise anything associated with the left, which is stupid because vaccines are the most apolitical shit in the world. But they are a little slow in the minds, ya know.
 
Has he ever fucking sneezed without covering his nose in a crowded situation? People blame others for spreading germs all the time.
A LOT of users on this site think only right-wing people should post here, so they treat threads like this one like a battleground. Remember that even the Fuentes thread had a lot of defenders and white-knights at some point. They despise anything associated with the left, which is stupid because vaccines are the most apolitical shit in the world. But they are a little slow in the minds, ya know.
There are too many avatarless new posters in A and H who post in a style that gives away that they're a thedonald.win reject. I'd show some quotes but then they'd shit up this thread.

Edit: Holy shit secret watcher is a little bitch. Going through 20 of my months old comments to rate me MATI. God you are a fuming retard.
 
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