Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

I have to ask, is it possible for breasts to naturally be that unfortunate? I know as you age they get saggy and weird, being pregnant does weird stuff, but I've never in my life seen a pair like that on a relatively youthful woman who has had no children, save for gender freaks who constantly compress theirs which AFAIK despite all her gender talk, Staph isn't very dedicated to. What is it? Lack of proper chest support?
I'd say it's lack of proper support. I'm pretty sure in the last ten years, or for who knows how long, they've spent 90% of their time lounging around braless in bed.

Speaking of their remarkable ability to pass as a 65+ year old at 33:
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You still won't get approved, lardass.
 
Having had the misfortune of looking at them by taking one for the team, I have to ask, is it possible for breasts to naturally be that unfortunate? I know as you age they get saggy and weird, being pregnant does weird stuff, but I've never in my life seen a pair like that on a relatively youthful woman who has had no children, save for gender freaks who constantly compress theirs which AFAIK despite all her gender talk, Staph isn't very dedicated to. What is it? Lack of proper chest support?
Jesus her pubic hair looks like where your underwear ought to end. She can be a succubus, sure, but she looks like one AFTER they turn the glamour off.
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Having had the misfortune of looking at them by taking one for the team, I have to ask, is it possible for breasts to naturally be that unfortunate? I know as you age they get saggy and weird, being pregnant does weird stuff, but I've never in my life seen a pair like that on a relatively youthful woman who has had no children, save for gender freaks who constantly compress theirs which AFAIK despite all her gender talk, Staph isn't very dedicated to. What is it? Lack of proper chest support?
Jesus her pubic hair looks like where your underwear ought to end. She can be a succubus, sure, but she looks like one AFTER they turn the glamour off.

That is not normal. That is so far from normal.
Staph’s mournful breasts are a result of unfortunate genetics, sedentary lifestyle, shit diet, and maybe even bad posture because she’s fat.

Big breasts even after kids and breastfeeding can look a hell of a lot better than that with no cosmetic surgery, it just all depends.

Oh, and also wearing shitty bras that don’t fit if she wears a bra at all.

Itty bitty titties don’t need as much support but it’s pretty much essential for larger cup sizes for both comfort and aesthetic.
 
Having had the misfortune of looking at them by taking one for the team, I have to ask, is it possible for breasts to naturally be that unfortunate? I know as you age they get saggy and weird, being pregnant does weird stuff, but I've never in my life seen a pair like that on a relatively youthful woman who has had no children, save for gender freaks who constantly compress theirs which AFAIK despite all her gender talk, Staph isn't very dedicated to. What is it? Lack of proper chest support?
Jesus her pubic hair looks like where your underwear ought to end. She can be a succubus, sure, but she looks like one AFTER they turn the glamour off.
They can, usually from growing breast tissue too fast at puberty or by gaining/losing a bunch of weight in a short time. This is also how stretch marks can appear on women who have no children. Also just unfortunate genetics.

Also, to everyone talking about the music: I’m p sure she’s playing a song with the Devil’s Chord music string. It’s supposed to be unsettling and usually done with violin strings I’m guessing because the devil was a phenomenal violinist.
 
It's their house parasite, you are lucky they let you live there rent free in your mid 30s my God.
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Were you evicted, Staph? Was that what happened? Or did your mom want to watch her show on the TV she bought with the cable she pays for in the house she owns, and you couldn't not be a bitch about it? You couldn't sit with your terminally ill mom and watch her show, just to spend the time with her, huh? Then after Mom went to sleep, you'd have control of the remote and could watch whatever you want (because basically everything is streaming and only boomers care about watching TV when it airs). But instead, sounds like you threw a tantrum and then went on Twitter to make it seem like you're so oppressed by your parents.
 
Don't most fairs offer rentable scooters and wheelchairs? You reserve them online before the fair and you can use them all day, they only cost like $60 at most. If you saved your allowance, Steph, you could have a day at the fair instead of a handful of fake crystals and shitty pins for your pronouns. If only you knew how to delay gratification, you damn ding dong.
 

As said above, I believe that her parents can’t walk that far (especially in the heat) but her ass could if she wanted to. Hell, she could even do the munchie thing for extra oppression points and get herself a sweet cane if a wheelchair is too hard to obtain.

But even the allure of fair food isn’t enough of an incentive apparently compared to being able to bitch about it on Twitter.

Plus other people have mobility issues too, and you know what they do in those situations? Go, stay for as long as they’re comfortable, and then leave when they’re tapped out.

The fair doesn’t have to be an all day event Staph.
 
As said above, I believe that her parents can’t walk that far (especially in the heat) but her ass could if she wanted to. Hell, she could even do the munchie thing for extra oppression points and get herself a sweet cane if a wheelchair is too hard to obtain.

But even the allure of fair food isn’t enough of an incentive apparently compared to being able to bitch about it on Twitter.

Plus other people have mobility issues too, and you know what they do in those situations? Go, stay for as long as they’re comfortable, and then leave when they’re tapped out.

The fair doesn’t have to be an all day event Staph.
Yeah I was referring to staph, I bet she wont go without them because shes a broke jobless leach. If she tags along with them theyll just get her shit like food.
 
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oh god don't put it in your mouth, we all know where that's been :cryblood:

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thanks for sharing, gyro

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things you are not: a sex worker
things you do not have: a legit day job
Why ask about legit day jobs? And sex work? Taking shitty photos of yourself is not sex work. Also how would she not know they are related? Has no doctors actually diagnosed anything? Nasty, stop talking about your diapers christ. No shame in actual incontinence from medical reasons but dont need to tell everyone. Wonder if staph will go full nutty and start physically damaging herself
 
Yeah if you want to be a sex worker maybe don't advertise your hygiene issues (unless that's the audience you're going for I guess?)
Do you think she expects that only other enbies will buy her lewd content or does she genuinely not realize that she's trying to enter a world of sexism and crude comments?
Maybe she just wants the drama of potentially attracting sexist comments so that she'll get some sort of interactions to whine about?
 
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