TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Kind of telling the most effort she can muster is a "no I didn't know that".
"DUHWAAAH IZ POKEYMON!"
Yes Armzgurl, that sure was a reference to another thing.
I swear I've never seen a person with less charisma than her.
So no surprise her streams are like digital chloroform.
 
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The failed attempt to raise money for her boyfriend's (?) birthday, her pale, dumpy appearance and slurred, unfunny commentary on coomer anime all put together makes this clip such a fine parallel to Spoony's own awful streams. No wonder he thirsts for her, they're a match made in heaven.
 
How far back have you watched?
I'm not old enough to remember George Steele.
Don't get me wrong, women's wrestling will be exactly the same as I just described of the men's in ten years because that's just how wrestling unfortunately works in practice
It's piss-break television. It got so bad that Mildred Burke had to pack her bags and take her act overseas. Japan, Mexico, and South America can trace their women's divisions to her.

I'll go even further and say that Americans aren't serious about sports. We come for the glitz, glamour, beer, and big hooters; not the actual competitive contests being shown. Vince picks women "wrestlers" out of a swimsuit catalog, and I've seen very little push-back from the fans on this subject.
She looks fine. I mean she is 5/10 but still fuckable.
I don't think anyone here finds Marzgurl and Nostalgia Chick ugly; like truly gargoyle-ugly. It's more to do with that they put up a false front. Stop giving them money, and the smile vanishes, replaced by a rictus of rage.

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I don't anyone here finds Marzgurl and Nostalgia Chick ugly; like truly gargoyle-ugly. (Maybe Lupa, but her fashion choices are so awful that it cancels out her relatively healthy body.)
They all look like they do drugs, even though they don't. Well, except Lindsay, she is an alcoholic. Probably has something to do with bitch in their blood.
 
I'm not old enough to remember George Steele.

Americans have a low tolerence for female wrestlers. It's just piss-break television. It got so bad that Mildred Burke had to pack her bags and take her act overseas. Japan, Mexico, and South America can trace their women's divisions to her.

I'll go even further and say that Americans aren't serious about sports. We come for the glitz, glamour, beer, and big hooters; not the actual competitive contests being shown. McMahon picks women "wrestlers" out of a swimsuit catalog and I've seen very little push-back from the fans on this subject.
I think women's wrestling could be good. But it suffers from many of the same issues of the male wrestling. But also for whatever reason no wrestling company can coax a proper star out of women's wrestlers. Even when they absolutely force it like with Becky Lynch. I don't know what it is but I struggle to think of women's wrestlers with charisma equal to say The Rock or Stone Cold. I got into Joshis recently and before the weird fusion with idol culture there were some fuckin terrifying women there. Could've made big stars out of them. But whenever they get imported they only pick the tiny and delicate joshis and not the hardcore bitches who laugh in the face of death.


If they just booked one of the really scary Joshis as a savage shooter who isn't to be trifled with and push them a bit, Vince could easily make a star out of them.
 
If they just booked one of the really scary Joshis as a savage shooter who isn't to be trifled with and push them a bit, Vince could easily make a star out of them.
Vince still remembers The Jumping Bomb Angels.

He's an old man who looks for excuses to do safe and familiar things. He's surrounded by sycophants who tell him what he wants to hear: foreigners don't put butts in seats.
 
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"SICK NOT WEAK" - Bitch, you legit go to the ER due to being a hulking fatass retard who keeps stuffing oreos in her face on the daily. Tell me how that isn't weak? Your handicap could be gone via..
A). Putting the fork down.
B). Not trying to stalk has-been Z-list youtube people.
C). Spending 20 minutes a day on a step master or doing squats.

Even African war-children can figure out how to combat these problems.
 
When did Rachel start seeing someone? Or does the "and" insinuate that Spoony is her S.O.?

What an intricate brain that woman has.
Her "S.O." is a literally blind man from the US. The Hog is Canadian, let me remind you. I don't think her "S.O." has ever responded to her once ever since she started bringing him up. This is his twitter https://twitter.com/stirlock/with_replies
I think he is legit blind or at least has very very bad vision, I had seen some pictures of him once on twitter
 
I'll go even further and say that Americans aren't serious about sports. We come for the glitz, glamour, beer, and big hooters; not the actual competitive contests being shown.
We noticed. I don't recall Spoony directly bringing that point up but it was fairly apparent he was one of those guys who hated that about American sports.

Brits are mainly into sports because we turn it into a hugbox for tribalist chavs :P
 
Yeah he appears to be blind and he is also a fan of SuperBlindMan, a streamer and up and coming lolcow that is a paypig for DSP, so there is a minor connection there. If he watches SuperBlindMan then you have a blind man "watching" a blind streamer...

Meh Warty you were doing so well but I guess old habits die hard.
 
Yeah he appears to be blind and he is also a fan of SuperBlindMan, a streamer and up and coming lolcow that is a paypig for DSP, so there is a minor connection there. If he watches SuperBlindMan then you have a blind man "watching" a blind streamer...

Meh Warty you were doing so well but I guess old habits die hard.
Everything about this is absolutely painful to read.
 
Warty's spiraling again.
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Unfortunately she relapsed and tweeted at @TheSpoonyOne again despite his clear absence for weeks. Bummer, she was doing real well. Probably one of the longer stretches.
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I was really hoping one of Spoony's parents, who have presumably seized his phone, would get the ping notification their precious baby boy had been tagged on Twitterdotcom, see this screed, and tell the spooky bitch to fuck off.

Her "S.O." is a literally blind man from the US. The Hog is Canadian, let me remind you. I don't think her "S.O." has ever responded to her once ever since she started bringing him up. This is his twitter https://twitter.com/stirlock/with_replies
I think he is legit blind or at least has very very bad vision, I had seen some pictures of him once on twitter
If he's romantically linked to The Hog, even in an online-only capacity, I think we can take the blindness as read.
 
Hopefully his parents shut down the pity party as soon as he moved in and explained that he has lived an easier existence than the majority of humans and animals alike throughout all of Earth's history by being able to drink Captain Morgan in bed, play videogames, and play on the internet for a fucking decade. There are monarchs who have lived harder lives and had shorter reigns. He's actually been whining about how stressful and painful his existence is for longer than both world wars combined.
 
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