US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Gingercunt just admitted the vast majority of evacuees have been Afghans up to this point.

Other than embassy staff, NGO administrators, various glowies and their underlings, nearly all of whom got the fuck out of Dodge before Aug 1, these are the bacha bazi conmen grifters and crooks (with extended family) trying to evade Taliban justice.

That US passport printer in the embassy was going brrrrrrrr up until the moment they booked.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

When have I ever mentioned her reproductive organs? You have me mistaken for somebody else.

It's implied

 

[The Last Stand]

Do they really think that virtue signaling how they prioritized poor POC refugees over actual American fucking citizens is going to win them points in their favor?

I mean, with anyone other than BlueAnon NPC's who's support they've already got locked in?

What if when the Taliban agrees, they have inside Taliban with the refugees?

 

[Dona Morte]

Ehe uh eh uh.
You're lying Psaki.
Come on you all get together and coordinate better.
No "ISIS-K" ISIS.
Respectfully disagree with the decision. What do you care about it? You know you have ZERO legs to stand on so I hope Mexico tells you to F off.
Inefficient?
Bro Psaki the border is a MESS. You also have ZERO moral to stand on.

 

[mandatorylurk]

"She was coming at me with four....no, five wolverine claws drawn. On each hand! And, and....she had blood on her hands from beating up Officer Sicknick, and I bravely closed my eyes and opened fire even though there were cops right behind her I could have hit. I would like Michael B. Jordan to play me in the movie."

 

[The Last Boyscout]

I hope MORE make the trip and call your bullshit out. She is SEETHING about that.
Anyone know who two congressmen are?

 

[The Last Stand]

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"She was coming at me with four....no, five wolverine claws drawn. On each hand! And, and....she had blood on her hands from beating up Officer Sicknick, and I bravely closed my eyes and opened fire even though there were cops right behind her I could have hit. I would like Michael B. Jordan to play me in the movie."

I wish the stigma from that officer would've been applied to the several rioters during the summer rioters.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

The idea that you have ask permission to visit another nation makes the Kommissar happy.

 

[Dona Morte]

Thank you.
Moutlon voted to Impeach.
Meijer seems to have not.
Seethe Ging.
We are on track- no you are not.
So no steps to push back China. Get fucked people who had someone die of COVID.

 

[make_it_so]

Oh now Psaki is repeating the BlueAnon talking point that 80,000 people have been evacuated. Again, I want to see the actual hard numbers.

 

[BlueSpark]

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"She was coming at me with four....no, five wolverine claws drawn. On each hand! And, and....she had blood on her hands from beating up Officer Sicknick, and I bravely closed my eyes and opened fire even though there were cops right behind her I could have hit. I would like Michael B. Jordan to play me in the movie."

"With every step she took towards me the Danger to Democracy Meter on my Glownigger visor increased and if I hadn't shot her then democracy would have died!"

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Oh now Psaki is repeating the BlueAnon talking point that 80,000 people have been evacuated. Again, I want to see the actual hard numbers.

moar like 80,000 rapefugees, little boys, watch out!

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

If you wouldn't piledriver the evilest and powerful woman in the west, then I don't know what to tell you. Chances are if you cause her to cum, you could get a free small island filled with money and cocaine to do whatever the fuck you want with. I would legit gum her vag flaps if she wanted.

That's not how it works.

 

[Dona Morte]

Interesting how these "threats" only came about when Biden decided to fuck over the Trump deal.
We heard nothing earlier.

 

[AmHole]

...Would be a shame if they end up having some "suicidal" thoughts for visiting Afghanistan without the Jill administration's permission.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Isn't that beautiful that a fucking RINO and a dem actually working together to make Biden admin seethe?

 

[make_it_so]

By the way, just checked this on Twitter - according to State Dept. leaks from the 23rd, only 26.000+ people had been evacuated from Afghanistan.

https://twitter.com/alexbward/status/1430133660162924544

Alex Ward on Twitter: "NEW: Leaked State cable with evacuation number…

archived 25 Aug 2021 20:08:57 UTC

archive.ph

Which means for the dumbshit Ginger's and BlueAnon NPCs' claim of over 80,000 evacuated to hold water, we will have needed to have flown out more than 50,000 people in the last 48 hours.

Have any autists checked FlightAware or whatnot to see what planes have left Kabul, and if those numbers add up? Because I'm pressing X big time.

 

[Meat Target]

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>70,000 people
>80,000 people
How long till we reach that magic "6 Million" number?

 

[General Disarray]

He could have got out of so much trouble if he'd just told the court it was HIS dress.

He couldn't.