Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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The Dude said:
Kinda makes you wonder if the wild queer-trans-lesbo road trip/orgy that Kev-boi and his butt-buddies went on a couple weeks ago wasn't actually as wild and sexy as they all insisted it was. Maybe our "girls" really just spent the entire trip quietly watching movies in their hotel room, scarfing junk food, and awkwardly taking sidelong glances at each other because they're all terrified that someone is going to try to initiate sex? Maybe they're all basically just pre-teen boys deep down inside where they will talk the big talk to impress others and come off a legit and worldly, but when it comes time to get down and do the nasty they all shut down out of awkward insecurity and sheer terror? Shit...what if most of them are still virgins?
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I think whatever was left of Kevin’s sex drive after he cut off his balls has been pretty much destroyed by his cross sex hormones. And then his SRS left him with a mostly closed up wound with no sensation, so he can’t even indulge his fetish for being a “hot slutty bimbo” (not that he was ever going to be “hot”). So all he’s got left is calling himself a “bratty submissive little”, while running around acting like a literal child, doing jack shit in way of anything useful, and expecting people to buy him things. Oh yeah, and hinting/joking about all the sex he’s (not) having, lest he actually have to face the fact that he’s majorly fucked his sex life. Sunk Cost Fallacy keeps him pretending he’s having the time of his life.

Hitman One said:
Alpaca rescue lmao.
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I want to rescue the alpacas from them. Do you think they’d even notice if i started sneaking one of them away every night?

The Dude said:
A gift registry is used for very important, often once-in-a-lifetime events in someone's life. Events like weddings, bar/bat mitzvahs, baby showers, sweet 16 birthdays, college graduations, retirements, and other similar special events in life. They are created shortly before the event is to happen, and they are closed shortly after the event has ended.
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Even the podcasters and youtubers who have amazon wishlists or patreons are at least providing a service (free entertainment) in return. And their wishlists are usually things for the podcast anyway (like books for research, or something). The only service Kevin provides is being a fucking trainwreck that people can laugh at.
 
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Hitman One said:
Alpaca rescue lmao.
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If anything they're probably taking alpacas from better homes and bringing them to the hell on earth that is the tranch where they come to die and literally get thrown to wolves.

Cerabella said:
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> Anyone who criticizes my grifting must be right wing
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Kevin actually believes what he's doing counts as a job.
 
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AssignedEva said:
They didn't just exclude him from the sex. They dropped him off in another hotel room with two elderly people ("greymuzzles") to watch children's cartoons for hours so they could go bang, like a fucked up parody of a couple dropping their toddler off to grandparents to have some alone time.

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How's this working out for you Kev? Still think you're going to be "poly saturated" in a few months when Neck runs off to join the circus?
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We get to see an epic orbiter love story develop in real time. I will admit this is the last thing I expected to happen but it's pretty funny. They can live in Cucumber's car together.
 
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AssignedEva said:
They didn't just exclude him from the sex. They dropped him off in another hotel room with two elderly people ("greymuzzles") to watch children's cartoons for hours so they could go bang, like a fucked up parody of a couple dropping their toddler off to grandparents to have some alone time.

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How's this working out for you Kev? Still think you're going to be "poly saturated" in a few months when Neck runs off to join the circus?
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Why would anyone look at this picture and decide to post it on the Internet? It looks like an ugly male sex offender is about to violently rape a fat, ugly retarded man. I thought Wedge was the most unsettling tranny on the planet but the Neck has proven me wrong.
 
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The Dude said:
You can't demand that society around you give you everything you want because you identify a certain way. That's why the transgender movement is hemorrhaging support and losing credibility at an ever increasing rate. [...] That's why this whole "trans movement" is dying out, and in a decade or two will be looked back upon with disdain and dark humor, and it will all be seen as just a fad that went too far because normal people allowed it to.
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I'll help you hope, but let's not be overoptimistic. If this were WWII and we're the allies, we've made some inroads but we're still in stuck in England, June '44, waiting for the weather to clear up before we can make a bridgehead in Normandy.

And there's a long, bitter cold winter ahead before we can cross the Arnhem bridge and make it to the Berlin bunker.
 
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Old Fart said:
I'll help you hope, but let's not be overoptimistic. If this were WWII and we're the allies, we've made some inroads but we're still in stuck in England, June '44, waiting for the weather to clear up before we can make a bridgehead in Normandy.

And there's a long, bitter cold winter ahead before we can cross the Arnhem bridge and make it to the Berlin bunker
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And unlike in 44 this time we're fighting the right enemy.
 
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