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Boegjavel said:
Just me, but has Phil increased doing his fake dry laughter?
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Yes. Phil has tried becoming the silly muppet streamer since he embraced the "paid for putting clothes on" e-whoring. But, without doing any of the things that could bring him success doing this, i.e. getting his ass kicked in games TIHYDP style.
 
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UaineRunei said:
He just said the vet just did a checkup and that what Jasper had is exactly what Phil predicted, an UTI, but he's completely recovered now.

Edit: Also told them (Phil and horse) to clean his litter box more often. Poor cat...
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I knew those fuckers weren't cleaning the litter box often enough. What shit heads.
 
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Psychonauts 2 has a gout reference in the later half of the game, something to look forward to

Edit: Waited around to hear it again
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It was only a few years ago when Phil was all about that grind.

1. Turn stream on
2. Beg
3. Receive money
4. Turn stream off

Drama was extremely limited and limited again to the stream (3rdeyethethird and other 50bitbitches). Tweets were schedules and going online/thanks for the shtream generic messages. There was no full screen NO. Clownmode was rarer and less forced. Begging events were typically every 2-3 months due to real disasters (machinima/laveria/curse and taxes/debt spikes, granted thats his own fault). Tevin was the only detractor (huth, ddavidson, lsb were smaller, sjc is a fag)

Now? He is grasping at straws for any attention. ProfessionalSydePhil is gone. He comments on anything and everything for attention/clicks/viewsviewsviews. He has tip rewards (clothing and next x stream top tip/sc picks y). There are a dozen detractor channels clipping and producing content.

His situation must be so dire to resort to this. Conversely, his milk is so plentiful. I remember going months between average arcs. We are down to days or even hours now for amazing gold dust. His days off are full of drama tweets despite spending the day relaxing with his wife.

Tl;dr we truly live in a golden age of DesperateShitheadPhil khnatent
 
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UaineRunei said:
Yeah, but I really think he needs to work in his fake laughter lmao

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People bringing up the fact that he had a channel for Red Dead Redemption (that later got taken over by soccer bots, what) reminded me of that "Suicide Kings" video where he and John Rambo were just throwing their characters off cliffs and laughing their asses off. The laughter in those videos were at least real, and harkened back to a time when DSP actually sort of enjoyed playing games.

Now he's just an emotionless robot forced to play these video game things while anxiously rocking and looking at his laptop hoping he's gotten people to give him money for the purpose of his robotically playing games and being told what to do. What a difference a decade makes.
 
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Warm Busch Forty said:
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People really working out some stuff today in Phil's chat.
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Jones Jay: "essentially I am terrified I have said something wrong or insulting to him."

*moments later*

Jones Jay: "Well Phil is a good person and I don't find him abusive, but I never know if I'm saying the wrong thing to him. He seems cool about things one day but not the next"

I swear it's like fucking North Korea in Phil's chat, he makes his audience fear speaking their mind, and with that fear he controls them.

Then again he does get upset when his chat isn't "talking," as if it's mandatory that his chat fake enthusiasm.

What a fucking dictator, and the fact that SnowKarl came running back and probably groveled in an email to Phil is disgusting. I don't care if he "gets good responses" he has no respect for himself.

Don't let bitches like Phil walk over you, because god knows Phil sees you nothing more then money in his pocket.
 
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Piece of Peace said:
Talk about a hell of a subscription fee.

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Did a quick look at those tips, and this is what I got:

Bobbajo - $23 - 08/25
24/08 - day off
1MinuteMan - $25 - 08/23
1MinuteMan - $25 - 08/22
Bobbajo - $21 - 08/21
SilentBob - $37 - 08/20
Bobbajo - $26 - 08/19
1MinuteMan - $25 - 08/18
08/17 - day off
Bobbajo - $23 - 08/16
SilentBob - $37 - 08/15
08/14 - marathon
1MinuteMan - $25 - 08/13
1MinuteMan - $25 - 08/12
1MinuteMan - $25 - 08/11
08/10 - marathon
1MinuteMan - $26 - 08/09
08/08 - no tips. Mando tipped $100
08/07 - Marathon
08/06 - no tips. Aaron C tipped $100
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Can't find a pattern here... It seems that is completely random.
 
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