Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[Wazzupnerds]

Now you're getting really defensive because I've asked if you have anything other than your word. I'm happy to believe you, just wanted some proofs before I set off my fireworks.
Nice to think that Ralph might get some actual consequences for the gunt tape.

Why are you being mega gay for no reason

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Gotta be real, there's a pretty funny joke in going nuclear on Spectre using incorrect information to attack him, unfortunately the punchline is you being retarded.

 

[FaggotWhoLikesDarkSouls]

Who fucking knew. Been rewatching some older MATI streams, it’s kinda hilarious just how much of a fucking steep decline the ralphamale took since 2019. Obviously like all of these idiots, the signs were there long before, but man, the gunt really just started fuck up after fuck up when he went after null. It sucks honestly, cuz I was a fan of the show, I got into this kinda community and the farms because of the mundanematt expose stream, so it sucks to see it burnt to the ground. But always remember, Ralph never did shit, his best shows were always other people doing the work for him, Zadan, Jim, null, dick, etc. Have fun in county jail again, fatty.

 

[A big guy (for you)]

Gotta be real, there's a pretty funny joke in going nuclear on Spectre using incorrect information to attack him, unfortunately the punchline is you being retarded.

Happy to be proven retarded in this case. @Spectre_06 thanks for recording it, sorry I doubted you.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Who fucking knew. Been rewatching some older MATI streams, it’s kinda hilarious just how much of a fucking steep decline the ralphamale took since 2019. Obviously like all of these idiots, the signs were there long before, but man, the gunt really just started fuck up after fuck up when he went after null. It sucks honestly, cuz I was a fan of the show, I got into this kinda community and the farms because of the mundanematt expose stream, so it sucks to see it burnt to the ground. But always remember, Ralph never did shit, his best shows were always other people doing the work for him, Zadan, Jim, null, dick, etc. Have fun in county jail again, fatty.

As soon as Ralph let the ayyyylawgs get to him, it was down hill from there. He is just petty and has to win no matter what.

 

[datura_binge]

Who fucking knew. Been rewatching some older MATI streams, it’s kinda hilarious just how much of a fucking steep decline the ralphamale took since 2019. Obviously like all of these idiots, the signs were there long before, but man, the gunt really just started fuck up after fuck up when he went after null. It sucks honestly, cuz I was a fan of the show, I got into this kinda community and the farms because of the mundanematt expose stream, so it sucks to see it burnt to the ground. But always remember, Ralph never did shit, his best shows were always other people doing the work for him, Zadan, Jim, null, dick, etc. Have fun in county jail again, fatty.

Ralphs big issue, IMO, is the same one that affects everybody of his personality type. He's so quick to get mad about everything that he will shout down any dissenting voice. Thus he always thinks he is right and in the right and is surrounded by an echo chamber. Im surprised Masterson even likes him at this point. I think the worst part is that he is incapable of keeping a schedule and he constantly brings up irrelevant stuff from his personal life with every guest.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

DRACHENLORD NO!

I should have listened.

 

[Owlery]

A Promise is a promise nibbas

Spoiler: NSFW

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EDIT:
Now with extra screaming soyjak face

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been here for 25 years got 20 mo now Ralphs my Ho

 

[AnOminous]

LOL! Can't afford an attorney! What a poor fag. Gambling away his last pennies until he can't make another outside the license plate press or becoming a human fleshlight...
Will ralph become officer nasty 2.0?

So he's buying $1,000 purses while pleading poverty. Like the ghetto welfare queen he is, driving a Cadillac down to pick up his welfare check. Could he be any more of a wigger?

Thus he always thinks he is right and in the right and is surrounded by an echo chamber.

Thus he is constantly walking into wrecking balls and trash compactors and off cliffs, because anyone who warns him not to do that shit gets declared an enemy. Meanwhile, the stupid motherfucker walks right into an open manhole while retards yell rah rah rah, then he declares it all a win and does it again.

It would be funny if it weren't so. . .wait, what am I saying, it is funny.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Pretty good crop this year.

Drink deep our sacrifice
Fill your stalks nice
Of Horses and revenge porn
Give thou mighty harvest, O' Corn!

 

[Mouth of Madness]

Quarantine the post-merge accounts.

 

[Spectre_06]

So he's buying $1,000 purses while pleading poverty. Like the ghetto welfare queen he is, driving a Cadillac down to pick up his welfare check. Could he be any more of a wigger?

In his defense this happened previously, where he was at his initial arraignment (the day after he was arrested) and they continued it so his attorney could appear. It's possible it's a similar circumstance in that his attorney (Samantha Upton) is representing him but it was on such short notice she couldn't be there, so the arraignment was continued. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

He pled guilty in his last serious criminal case.

They're actually obligated to. Virginia uses a grid system where (unless the statute requires a specific sentence) the severity of the crime determines a general range of sentences, and then prior criminal history bumps it up depending on its severity, giving a modified range, and then the court generally chooses a sentence within that range. Although the judge can choose to deviate from that range within the statutory range, the judge must provide factual reasoning (if there is a jury based on facts before the jury) in order to sentence outside the range.

And there's a bunch of other arcane bullshit. I'm not sure if this is the correct worksheet, but there are worksheets for most crimes and types of crime.

http://www.vcsc.virginia.gov/worksheets2021/Other_SexObs.pdf

This is a class 1 misdemeanor, which would have a statutory penalty of "confinement in jail for not more than twelve months and a fine of not more than $2,500, either or both."

As ugly as that worksheet is, they also have an online system called SWIFT but you need an account, and you need to be an attorney or other court personnel to qualify for one, and I don't have it in me to create a fake account just to guess what kind of sentence Gunt gets.

There are two statutes, but the first is creating such images without consent, and the second is disseminating them without consent when they were created with the expectation of privacy. Apparently, Faith consented to the video being made, but not to it being disseminated, so he's only charged with that.

Could Ralph be placed on a longer, more stringent probation? Cause that would be the easiest way for him to be locked up for a good stretch. One thing recidivists fear is probation cause they know they’re going to fuck it up.

 

[Michael Janke]

Here, I fixed it. Had to stack multiple gains on top of eachother.
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the way she said "last name is ralph?" that's just amazing.

, and you need to be an attorney or other court personnel to qualify for one

maybe we can have nick look into it? assuming its free.

 

[AnOminous]

maybe we can have nick look into it? assuming its free.

He wouldn't qualify either. You don't just have to be an attorney.

This system is intended solely for the use of authorized attorney and probation personnel to prepare and submit Sentencing Guidelines and Worksheets in accordance with § 17.1-800, et seq., of the Code of Virginia. All other use is expressly prohibited. System access credentials are provided by Virginia Criminal Sentencing Commission personnel only. Requests for user accounts, maintenance of existing accounts and general questions about the system should be directed to the Commission by calling (804) 225-4398.

You have to be an attorney doing sentencing-related work in Virginia and what you use it for has to be related to actual work.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

maybe we can have nick look into it? assuming its free.

I'll save you the trouble of watching Rekieta's response.

"Oh, what's Ralph up to now? idk I don't follow it, I would have to look into it later." Then he would never mention it again. Can't alienate the 100 people left in his audience, They might be future paypigs.

 

[Absurdity]

The Gunt has achieved it's own gravitational pull on trailer trash drama. Every time he thinks he's broken out of orbit, he comes crashing back to Earth. Well done Virginia, well done Farms!

 

[GuntSydeRalphil]

Guys, I think it’s time we realize what we’re dealing with. Ethan has been trying to warn us for over a year and we were too blind to realize it, but I see it now: Joshua @Null Moon is a phony. A fat, broken dick phony. Throughout my life I always saw @Null as my role model, like he was a hero for all of the children who didn’t realize they were in danger, he would save them. But Ethan Oliver Ralph saw him for what he is. He is fat and has one of those stupid loud laughs. So stupid and loud that if you and Josh were in a movie theater together, you’d lean in and ask him to shut up. Soon he will start to feel lonesome. So lonesome that he sees it’s just himself, in a field of rye, trying to save people. But he’ll come to realize that he’s a phony. I hate phonies. It’s like I’m surrounded by phonies. They’re all coming through the goddamn window!

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

Guys, I think it’s time we realize what we’re dealing with. Ethan has been trying to warn us for over a year and we were too blind to realize it, but I see it now: Joshua @Null Moon is a phony. A fat, broken dick phony. Throughout my life I always saw @Null as my role model, like he was a hero for all of the children who didn’t realize they were in danger, he would save them. But Ethan Oliver Ralph saw him for what he is. He is fat and has one of those stupid loud laughs. So stupid and loud that if you and Josh were in a movie theater together, you’d lean in and ask him to shut up. Soon he will start to feel lonesome. So lonesome that he sees it’s just himself, in a field of rye, trying to save people. But he’ll come to realize that he’s a phony. I hate phonies. It’s like I’m surrounded by phonies. They’re all coming through the goddamn window!

@ Null a few a more times and he might respond

 

[datura_binge]

I'll save you the trouble of watching Rekieta's response.

"Oh, what's Ralph up to now? idk I don't follow it, I would have to look into it later." Then he would never mention it again. Can't alienate the 100 people left in his audience, They might be future paypigs.

Do we dislike Nick here as well? Does he have a page?