"Current year" terms that piss you off

[Fart]

“Insurrection” in regards to the events of January 6th. Never “protest” or even “riot”, always “insurrection.” But God forbid you use that word for when Americans burnt down their own cities and looted the remains in the summer of 2020.

 

[3MMA]

“Nothing-burger.”

Spoiler: “Reasoning Why”

There are books dedicated to different words & phrases w/ the same or similar meanings. If you don’t have one of these books, typing <“antonyms of no big deal”> in any search engine, will give you multiple options.

Ever since it went over well that one time, “nothing burger,” gets overused, every single time something ends up pointless, on any forum or social media, used by any & all political viewpoints.

Makes the user sound like their biting into a big, juicy, burger, chewing away like a jackass as the world turns, happy they used a word that “sets them apart” or makes them sound “clever,” & not simply like an imbecile who thinks tacking “burger “ on the end of a word sounds cool.

 

[The-Patriarchy]

M.A.P.s (Minor Attracted Persons)

Hate this term. Call them what they are. Fucking Pedos.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

“Nothing-burger.”

Spoiler: “Reasoning Why”

There are books dedicated to different words & phrases w/ the same or similar meanings. If you don’t have one of these books, typing <“antonyms of no big deal”> in any search engine, will give you multiple options.

Ever since it went over well that one time, “nothing burger,” gets overused, every single time something ends up pointless, on any forum or social media, used by any & all political viewpoints.

Makes the user sound like their biting into a big, juicy, burger, chewing away like a jackass as the world turns, happy they used a word that “sets them apart” or makes them sound “clever,” & not simply like an imbecile who thinks tacking “burger “ on the end of a word sounds cool.

Every time I hear nothing-burger I just think of that one South Park skit where every song is "x-burger in paradise"

 

[3MMA]

Every time I hear nothing-burger I just think of that one South Park skit where every song is "x-burger in paradise"

“Aids burger in paradise,” iirc. That makes the above gripe a bit more palatable.

 

[Chaos Control]

"Pivot."

Usually in the context of a really daft decision. Onlyfans "pivots" away from porn. A politician "pivots" away from his campaign promises.

Generally it means "I want to have my cake, and eat it, too."

Blame startup culture. I remember hearing that word all the time in that circle. It was used to not scare your investors away by ensuring them that the business model just needs a small tweak. Obviously this was usually a lie but it must have worked once since every retard in that space used the term to avoid saying failure.

 

[Sped Xing]

Blame startup culture. I remember hearing that word all the time in that circle. It was used to not scare your investors away by ensuring them that the business model just needs a small tweak. Obviously this was usually a lie but it must have worked once since every retard in that space used the term to avoid saying failure.

My expensive juicer didn't work out, so I'm going to pivot to alleyway cocksucking.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Another word I found that annoys the crap out of me is "happy mail" meaning a normal letter in an envelope or an order from someone's Etsy shop.
It sounds so childish and it's like they're making themselves sound more innocent than they're really are.

Case in point:
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And the comments contain another pet peeve of mine: The bizarre and almost creepy way in which SJW:s use the word "bodies" as a synonym for people.

She looks like a skin tone turd! UGH!!
Never stop fat shaming people.

"queer": i guess the grand poobah of alphabet people decided that using a slur as an umbrella term was suddenly good and correct and all the other alphabet people were unanimously okay with it. i get the whole reclaiming thing, but pushing something that's still very much an insult as the mainstream, socially acceptable identifier that you should refer to fags by is some smoothbrain shit. it especially wrecks me when straight people use it to get good boy points.

In ten years time, it'll be offensive again and the companies will bend over backwards to curry favour with the queer community.

 

[Sped Xing]

It sounds so childish and it's like they're making themselves sound more innocent than they're really are.

This describes so much which is repulsive in internet culture.

How much is infantilism, and how much pedophilia?

 

[Starscreams Cape]

"Living your best life" and "this timeline sucks/is the best!" are both quite faggoty. I just don't know whether to blame Zoomers or Millenials.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

"speaking/speaks truth to power".

 

[Loona]

“Nah he tweakin”

It just suddenly appeared one day and now I see it spammed EVERYWHERE on Instagram meme pages. I never found it funny and it’s actually really annoying now because almost EVERY comment is just “nah he tweakin” “nah he tweakin” and there’ll only be a small handful of actually interesting comments.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Any Tweet or social media post that begins with:

"I don't know who needs to hear this but...."
OR
"Normalize..."

Usually posted by some NEET trying to make everyday common sense or polite actions into some type of profound world changing action.

 

[Sped Xing]

“Nah he tweakin”

It just suddenly appeared one day and now I see it spammed EVERYWHERE on Instagram meme pages. I never found it funny and it’s actually really annoying now because almost EVERY comment is just “nah he tweakin” “nah he tweakin” and there’ll only be a small handful of actually interesting comments.

This is the first time I have ever seen that, and it wasn't funny this time.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

When people call major events in lolcows' lives "arcs," and talk about "writers." I can't really put my finger on why this annoys me so much, it just seems incredibly autistic.

 

[The Last Stand]

"Real socialism hasn't been tried."

Venezuela, USSR and Maoism China would like a word with them.

And learn a thing or two about capitalism.

 

[Jason Wynn]

"Real socialism hasn't been tried."

Venezuela, USSR and Maoism China would like a word with them.

And learn a thing or two about capitalism.

Germany tried that National Socialist thing for awhile also, look how well that went. Just bring that up to the retards and laugh as they sputter and try to explain it.

saying everything is valid irks me a bit. Grow a pair and say if you disagree with something or think it’s retarded instead of being a simpering putz calling it valid

 

[The Last Stand]

Germany tried that National Socialist thing for awhile also, look how well that went. Just bring that up to the retards and laugh as they sputter and try to explain it.

During or after WWII? I think the Nazi party was a mix of fascism and socialism.

 

[Sped Xing]

Fascism WAS socialism. It was explicitly anti-Marxist, but it was still all about massive government intervention in how people made money, lived, and were educated.

You can't give people medals for having children and claim to be laissez-faire.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

This describes so much which is repulsive in internet culture.

How much is infantilism, and how much pedophilia?

Either way, it's something you shouldn't get involved with.

If it was a letter being sent to a kid, fair enough but these are always letters being sent by adults to adults.