So today the leader of the ruling party, and it broke his heart to tell us this, announced that the current lockdown will likely go on for many months because imagine what would happen if we ended up like Sydney? We could end up with 1 or 2 people a day dying of the airborne AIDS!
In Shepperton, a not particularly great rural township of 20,000 people, half the town has now been ordered into a 2 week quarantine and basic services have collapsed because it turns out having half your population locked up means that happens? So understandably the government have been taken by surprise and have sent in the army.
In NSW Gladys has agreed to allow double jabbed family members to meet in public for an extra hour a day as a 'reward' for getting the jab. The police can and will check your papers mind, and if you're caught cheating by sneaking outside to meet your parents or siblings without being jabbed you'll be arrested on the spot.
Anyway today we had around 1200 cases with 3 deaths, with the Delta showing a 0.2-0.3% fatality rate, slightly worse than the seasonal flu.
On a lighter note the government released a video of young people in ICU desperately unwell with the coof.
Poor bloke finding it impossible to breath so he lies flat on his stomach, yeah that'll be right.
This poor woman has been knocked for six. She's so unwell she spent 3 hours putting on her makeup for the video. Yeah that'll be right.
Now I'm not saying these are paid actors, they might well have done it for free.
The important thing is we all get the jab. Even though everyone knows the vaccines don't work we all need to get it.
Today I was called a conspiracy theorist by a work colleague for claiming that everyone will be made to line up for boosters in a few months.
The Australian Government has invested over $8 billion in the national COVID-19 vaccine rollout. Learn more about our vaccine agreements.
www.health.gov.au
I pointed out to him that the government has ordered 195 million doses of vaccine for 2022, which is 7 jabs for every man woman and child in the country. I showed him the above link. He looked at it, sighed, and told me to stop talking shit. It took a global pandemic to find out that the majority of my countrymen are literal retards, but find out I did.