US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Iuz]

They've gone from lying to Copium to indifferent whataboutism.

Damn, Malcolm finally took a break from his 5 year TDS rant over a suicide bomber. Fascinating.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Beeb says some Leafs have been left behind. View attachment 2482054

Hope in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.

Canadians and Americans - brothers in retardedness.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm calling it, a few car bombs will go off near the airport gates and the US will say "this means we can't stay a single moment longer, sorry everyone, we're leaving."

Those high school kids who were told to definitely come to the airport will be told "why were you at the gates? The state department SAID this could happen, why didn't you stay away?" if some die in a car bomb attack, and if none are at the airport, they'll say "we told you if you weren't here on time, there'd be no second chances."

Either way, the new "progressive liberal" dominant emotion is scorn and revenge. They'll tell you why those kids deserved to get their heads cut off because their school administrators and parents were this stupid, and they will tell you Joe Biden was blameless.

I seriously keep hearing them say "No one could have done this any better." This is what Millennial/Gen Z idiots are like. They think absolute shit performance is just normal and to be expected. "It is what it is, what can you do?" is their rallying cry.

The night the desperate airport quest started, I told my husband they weren't taking off because people would be clinging to the wings, anyone who did take off would have to do it as people fell off screaming. I woke up the next morning to the footage.

Last night I posted the above before I went to bed. By the time I woke up, it was already in progress.

I'm fucking tired of being right. I'd love for the Biden administration to just prove me totally wrong and suddenly have a great plan to pull out of their ass.

I'd rather be some hysterical bitch whose predictions never come true because we get all the Americans home. I'd rather look bad than have people die. And that's the difference between me and this administration.

 

[Kane Lives]

Jesus, this is turning into a shitshow, and nobody looks more moronic than the American State and their botched evacuation plan. RIP all those who are being abandoned by the DC elites. Shameful.

 

[Collections Agent]

Reminder that they wasted months of our life because an anonymous source said Trump was a big meanie during a phone call (In which both parties said he wasn't)

 

[Dona Morte]

Pajeet news.

I will do a GOP cuck roundup soon.

 

[A_Skellington]

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

This is all getting so depressing. Joe can’t recover from this. There’s no way.

He can and he will.

 

[A Warm Cup of Covfefe]

Pajeet news.

I have literally no idea what any of this means

 

[chainer]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1430916441763688449

https://archive.md/wip/Of6cP

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I don't know how any politican could survive this or look another American citizen in the eye ever again. If Americans are left behind to be tortured and executed on video, there's no recovering from that.

 

[Ruin]

This is a hundred times worse than anything Trump ever did or will do.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

I will do a GOP cuck roundup soon.

Please do. Those fucks are on the same team, and we'd best be reminded of that.

 

[Vince McMahon]

how

From a window of a 3-ton custom-built armoured car.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This is a hundred times worse than anything Trump ever did or will do.

BUT MEAN TWEETS GUYZ

 

[FlappyBat]

All for a fucking photo op. Every Dem I know still defends him. Nothing will change these people's minds.

 

[Miller]

>"it's ok goys, our friendly Taliban told us that we have until the 31st to leave Afghanistan. They pinky promised!"
>*a week later*
>main airport is surrounded by talibans
>suicide bombers have started blowing themselves up

Are you winnin', Jill?

 

[Meat Target]

...That's a majority of D's, friendos.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

https://twitter.com/AsvakaNews/status/1430909955834408963

Spoiler: NSFW

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I do wonder how one spins a moat of motherfucking blood and piled up corpses into '...and that's a good thing!' I guess we'll find out shortly, whenever the cowards actually do their presser.

 

[Vince McMahon]

>"it's ok goys, our friendly Taliban told us that we have until the 31st to leave Afghanistan"
>*a week later*
>main airport is surrounded by talibans
>suicide bombers have started blowing themselves up

Are you winnin', Jill?

This is not over. Pretty sure there are going to party like it's 11/09/01 yet.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Beeb says some Leafs have been left behind. View attachment 2482054

Hope in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-afghanistan-last-flight-1.6153899

Trudeau's administration declares mission over, leaving Canadians stranded behind on same day as multiple explosions rock the airport. Great optics there, especially considering Canada is having its federal election in less than a month.

Leafs now: