US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I don’t understand how anyone can still try to defend Biden. At this point they have to be in denial that they voted for him, and now this tragedy is unfolding.

No, they're in denial that Trump would've caused this catastrophe to become worse than it already is, HollywoodHulkHogan said so in the Biden Enslavement derangement Syndrome thread. They're that delusional.

 

[Oxous]

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https://twitter.com/CalibreObscura/status/1430974583537029129

English translation of Al Amaq's (ISIS media outlet) statement on the attack:

Spoiler: statement

 

[derpherp2]

It's like something out of a comedy, I can just picture it now. Taliban fighters in stolen American military gear fighting with their stolen American guns, fighting house to house with American soldiers to repel ISIS fighters.

Don't forget Antifa and BLM becoming islamic terrorists all of a sudden like a certain black panther group.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1430976947925004301

https://archive.is/wip/CW55K

 

[A_Skellington]

 

[gaystoner]

>ISIS can't take down an aircraft
What a fucking idiot. It would be easy as fuck to shoot down a C-17 taking off from a runway with something like a DShK.

Military Leadership looks weak and this is tempting fate.

"They could never do X" ...lolk. You all seem incompetent. Goat Herds keep putting up Ws.

Whos more right...Posobiec or some General?

 

[Sithis]

Oh great so we're relying on the Taliban to help us now, AGAINST ISIS.

What in the actual fuck is this shit.
And why is there 6 GORILLION more people being reported all of a sudden, how many are actual citizens at this point.

It's a pretty common tactic for us to let ruthless regimes handle insurgent groups among the locals but I have no idea why the fuck they think the Taliban could or would do it. Remember that Saddam was actually very useful for us for a while because he was extremely efficient at turning any potential rebel or insurgent groups to ash before they could become problematic.
But that was Saddam with the Iraqi military. The Taliban have no interest in playing the same type of national role, they have no established infrastructure, and a lot of the party loyalty with Saddam's goons was from people who wanted to solidify their own power so there was more greed as a motivation.
As long as ISIS don't fuck around with them too much I don't see the Taliban actively LARPing as CS:GO players any time soon

 

[Meat Target]

"Quit dying, devil dogs! You're interrupting Newsom's re-election rally!"

 

[A Warm Cup of Covfefe]

Any Kiwis in New York want to chime in – especially if you're in the vicinity of Lower Manhattan? You don't have to powerlevel or anything, but I'm not seeing anything about this yet.

Alright - I'll chime in.

I honestly don't see anything going on...wish I could report on something more interesting. I'm currently about a mile and change from the WTC for context.

 

[Ow The Edge]

Is it wrong that I honestly wouldn’t mind if some of the refugees flew a plane into the Pentagon?

 

[Meat Target]

Kabul? More like Kaboom

 

[derpherp2]

It's a pretty common tactic for us to let ruthless regimes handle insurgent groups among the locals but I have no idea why the fuck they think the Taliban could or would do it. Remember that Saddam was actually very useful for us for a while because he was extremely efficient at turning any potential rebel or insurgent groups to ash before they could become problematic.
But that was Saddam with the Iraqi military. The Taliban have no interest in playing the same type of national role, they have no established infrastructure, and a lot of the party loyalty with Saddam's goons was from people who wanted to solidify their own power so there was more greed as a motivation.
As long as ISIS don't fuck around with them too much I don't see the Taliban actively LARPing as CS:GO players any time soon

It's more along the lines of we were allies with the afghan government not even a week ago, and then all of a sudden were sucking Taliban cock.

It's the equivalent of a guy fucking your wife, mom, sister, stole the deed to your property, and then pissed in your eye - and then buying him a soda because he gave you a switch.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president-biden-job-approval-7320.html

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Don't forget. Even after all of this, Biden still has twice as many approval ratings as Kamala has.
She's THAT unlikeable.

 

[Meat Target]

It's more along the lines of we were allies with the afghan government not even a week ago, and then all of a sudden were sucking Taliban cock.

It's the equivalent of a guy fucking your wife, mom, sister, stole the deed to your property, and then pissed in your eye - and then buying him a soda because he gave you a switch.

We've always been allied with the Taliban.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

If I had to describe today's situation with one movie quote, it would be:


"She's gone from suck to blow!"

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I'm so glad we talked a contractor friend from taking a job in Afghanistan. Though, if the coof hadn't happened, we believe they'd probably be over there right now regardless of the convincing.

 

[Salubrious]

 

[Psyduck]

Find it funny that this shitshow completely wrecks all the effort they put in trying to make Jan 6th the next 9/11

 

[Dona Morte]

I cannot WAIT for more "moderate" rebels to grace us with their presence.

U.S.-Backed ‘Moderate’ Rebels Behead a Child Near Aleppo

It’s the kind of stomach-wrenching brutality you’d associate with ISIS. Except this time, it’s American-armed rebels who are cutting off a boy’s head.

www.thedailybeast.com

Both ISIS and Taliban are shit but ISIS seem like wahabi FREAKs.

 

[A_Skellington]

So we're up to seven explosions in kabul, and biden won't be making an announcement until 5pm est. (or hours later if last time was proof)

 

[The Last Boyscout]

some very ominous THUNDER keeps on rolling on the White House conference livestream...the Lord's very very angry with this administration to be sure!