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Poo Twister said:
Massive pignosis going on right now!

- Phil blames trolls for his life again.
- He's playing new games but no one cares.
- Not hitting goals consistently.
- Only spending money on one meal out a week.
- Cope
- Doesn't know what faggot trolls talk about unless someone tells him.
- Daily bills and weekly fundraisers.
- Khet isn't happy.
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Wild guess but I wonder if a certain whale hasn't told him that the clock is ticking on him getting back on his feet after the switch.
 
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Froggah said:
Well, that prestream was pretty much one of the best gold mines I've seen in awhile. The funny thing is that one of the detractor YouTube channels could probably upload that prestream, edit out the boring bits and dead air while keeping the gold dust in, give it a fancy title, and then easily get 10-100x the amount of views that Phil would get on his own YouTube version of it.

Also, I liked that bit where he says he's sick and tired of all the trolls and detractors "picking on him" and that 'rumors' like the WWE Champions spending has persuaded people who were on the fence about contributing to him to actually not contribute because they know their money is getting sucked into a black hole. And Phil says he doesn't know what to do to stop it. Well, I know what you could do Phil. Stop being a fucking pussy and show your phone on stream to prove that you don't even have the app installed on your phone. But you won't do that because you're either too much of a pussy to do so or you're a fucking moron/liar. Probably both tbh. Man, saying this guy is delusional is the biggest understatement of the century.
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the questions about the line app, wwe and the previous years about the potential whore, the gin, etc are for the drama to keep the crowd entertained.
it doesn't matter if wwe is true or not.
Phil is somehow spending a shitload of money that he claims he is in need of.
You guys who live in the states know better about how much you need to spend every month in phil's area.
you can figure out how much money he can put away for a rainy day.
every fucking day he is acting as if he doesn't have money to feed himself, as if he downsized everything that he now has to cut back on necessities like food.
he makes that much money that he can buy a new corolla every 2 months, yet he has his car on bank payments.
this is beyond logic.

Stroke Face II Turbo said:
Not sure if I ever heard so many lies condensed in a certain amount of time. This is just a an excerpt.

Pignosis - The Prestream

"As I'm struggling and doing my absolute best, I am trying to make ends meet, I'm trying to make sure that everything is taken care of that's important. You know, I am, you know, literally penny-pinching around certain situations to get by. And then you got these scumbags who everyday have to talk shit about me and have to make shit up to make people hate me and act like everything I say is a lie and that really upsets me because when you are in a situation like I am right now where every single stream is important, alright, every single contribution is so appreciated as all going literally to'rds the most important stuff that it could possibly go to'rds, to have scumbags saying stuff about you constantly behind the scenes...Number one! It could actually make people who don't know that much about me turn off from checking out my stuff cause eh 'Wow, here's a guy who makes genuine kahntent but this persons claims that all his money is going towards these stupid things, these frivolent things, these terrible things and he's lying to his audience.' But I'm not doing that."
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I used to watch TJ comedy (fucken epic) and that tranny lover catboykami, who both got cianiggered and stopped streaming. both had 2k viewers easy in each stream.
phil is neither a racist nor a libtard. phil gets everyone disgusted and no-one wants to watch him.
he admitted in today's golden pre-stream that even on twitch he had tops 3 to 4 hundred viewers. he admitted that he had a spike during new releases.
he never connected the dots to realize that even though twitch offered him the platform to get bigger, people get repulsed by his mannerisms.
who in his right mind would watch consistently a 40 retard shidding and farding and pissing on the stream?
you must be sick in the head to enjoy watching this abomination.
he even banned people for telling him the obvious, snort away from the microphone.
he is too stubborn to connect the dots and too lazy also. If he stops the "trolls bad" rhetoric, it means that he can't complain for money and he has to actually put some effort on his business.
 
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Phil and this self plugging off of OIC people who are long time fans no one has heard of reminds me of the scene in Wayne's world with the Noah's Arcade segment just played straight.

Phil is like the cross between QVC host and "viewers like you" PBS plug...just with no tact, charisma or personality.
 
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DontEatSilicaGel said:
For the last time, he can't sell his house. It's only worth around $275k more than he paid for it.

$100k to pay off debts (which are nowhere near that). Say $25k for moving and fees? That leaves $150k to buy a new house. +the deposit he put down. +what he already paid off. Let's be generous and say he only comes out with $150 in cash.

Where the hell in the US can you buy a house for only $150k?
- Oklahoma https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/535-W-Main-St-Chouteau-OK-74337/125651464_zpid/
- Montana https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/703-California-Ave-Libby-MT-59923/78173575_zpid/
- Virginia https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2905-Northumberland-Ave-Richmond-VA-23220/12528547_zpid/
- South Carolina https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1264-Manning-Rd-Sumter-SC-29150/69192869_zpid/

...oh, turns out pretty much everywhere. Unlike his prison, they all have gardens.

He lives in a shit house, in a shit gated community, in a shit part of a shit state because he thinks he's entitled to it. He is. Deserves all the shit his life is. Houses like his exist for people earning insane amounts of money, in crap jobs ,who need to be close to work and can't live somewhere better. I'd rather live in Wings trailer (-Wings).
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Uhhh but there wouldn’t be HIGH SPEED BUSINESS CLASS INTERNET and next to a bevy of doordashable fast food locations to satisfy his 2am McDonalds double Big Mac and chicken nugget cravings. If you weren’t a kid living in your mother’s basement you would know this but you’re not a street smart mature homemade robust microwaved adult with a business degree. Nice try, dipshit, better luck next time tssstsss.
 
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Poo Twister said:
Guys, it was the remasters and Indy titles that have fucked him this whole time. Phil is working his ass off making MEANINGFUL content with RAW gameplay. It's not his fault that there isn't any hype new games.
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In all seriousness, the pigroach does not really have to rely on hot new releases for views, he just puts himself in that position by refusing to be The Guy. Imagine another soulsbourne marathon where he subjects himself to every Dark Souls, Demon Souls, and Bloodbourne, including all DLCs. True redemption runs, no chat whatsoever. It would be a disaster, but when it was all over, he would get to relax and count Benjamins. Then he could pick something else that's old, as long as it's challenging, and he lets the salt flow, so will the money come in.

It's insane that he finds that an impossible sacrifice.
 
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