US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[X Pac Heat]

he sounds so weak.

he looks weak
he is weak

joe is a mess
joe is a big fat mistake

 

[draggs]

Nobody gives a shit about your son Joe while you try to simulate empathy by mentioning him like you always do when you're in trouble

 

[mandatorylurk]

Beau as a shield, did not see that on the board.

edit: using it to tear up for pity points for twitter feels

 

[Dona Morte]

We need replacement batter STAT!!!!

 

[Salubrious]

This nigger is still bragging about what a great job he's doing in the withdrawl? Are you shitting me?

 

[X Pac Heat]

Stop fucking bringing up Beau you piece of shit

 

[Meat Target]

"More than 100,000"
"Muh best airlift ever"

Fuck off.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

"best the country has to offer"
They should be in command not a senile old crook

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

There will be no acceptance of responsibility. Only deflection and spin.

It makes you wonder when the people who voted in Biden are going to realize that this is all on them.

They claim that everyone who voted for Bush in 2000 has the entire War on Terror on their hands.

Well, here's their blood.

Take your medicine, you feckless cunts.

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I think I just had a stroke.

Leave it to Vice to piss on a corpse's face before the body is cold if it gets them Commie faggot brownie points.

Anyone archive this, I was in the midst but they pulled it before it got completed.

 

[Quixotic Man]

What do you mean many soldiers were diagnosed with brain cancer?

 

[Meat Target]

Anyone archive this, I was in the midst but they pulled it before it got completed.

I did.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU, YOU OLD FAGGOT

 

[X Pac Heat]

You have no fucking idea how these people feel. Your son was with you. You were able to spend time with him in his last few hours.

you fucking soulless piece of shit

 

[gaystoner]

"muh dead son I sent to war"

nobody fucking cares Joe.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Stop fucking bringing up Beau you piece of shit

I'm giving him a pass for that, it is the closest thing he knows to war.

 

[Overly Serious]

"Jill and I..."

"Being the father of..."

"Like being sucked into a black hole..."

So anyway, last time he said he was responsible for everything that had happened with the evacuation. So is he going to stick to that now we see US soldiers dying because of his decision?

 

[X Pac Heat]

I'm giving him a pass for that, it is the closest thing he knows to war.

Fuck that. This guy has been in office for PLENTY of wars.

 

[PFM]

God damn this dude is struggling

 

[LUNEKO]

Biden right now:

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Did he just say the fucking 4chin xdddd anunnymouse meme