US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[gaystoner]

"What do you say about the people whos name are on the list you gave to the Taliban?"

 

[Overly Serious]

Making a joke and having a little laugh with the journalist after these deaths is a bad look.

 

[Scale Smerch]

Lol yeah they're going to lean hard on the excuse that anyone who remains does so because they chose to. That remark is going to come back to haunt them once the killing videos start popping up in September.

 

[X Pac Heat]

"You can't guarantee extractions. Never could."

Fuck you

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

No other words to describe this but horrible. Every day this shit goes on is a nightmare for those trapped in Kabul, our/Allied troops there, and our country. All avoidable. Have no idea how much worse things will get, but am sure things will get much worse. God help us.

God doesn't help those who do not help themselves. Also yes, a question about the names.

 

[Hippopatumus]

"at any rate, it's a process"

 

[Overly Serious]

I’m in the truck and just started listening. Has this been his cadence the whole speech? He’s pausing every few words like he’s repeating something someone else is telling him.

Actually no, he started speeding up about half way through. When he started it was like listening to a coffin falling down the stairs.

 

[LUNEKO]

"when someone won a war nobody was able to guarantee the safety of everyone who left the country"
No Joe, when someone won a war they stayed in the country, because the opposition was slaughtered completely to the point the only people left where the women who where raped by the victors

 

[GuntPunt]

I'd give Joe more respect if they turned Joe lose on the general public. Hell, even a Reddit AMA, don't give a shit. Fuck these marshmallow questions.

You think he'd type anything on a reddit AMA? Take him to the public square in Pittsburg for a QA or anywhere else where he would be heckled like the 2020 campaign season.

Noone actually likes this guy. They like loyalty to the party.

 

[X Pac Heat]

"I was really pointing to you"

Even with a list of pre approved questions, he fucked it up

 

[Feline Supremacist]

MILLIONS WANT TO COME TO AMERICA

Yeah and you fuckers want to let them all in fuck you

 

[mandatorylurk]

The Bagram question is a good one, NO VALUE TO BAGRAM?!

The fucking fuck dude?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

"You can't guarantee extractions. Never could."

Fuck you

That is the most chilling thing I've ever heard.

Christ.

 

[draggs]

The military told you an easily defensible base with multiple runways wasn't much value added over a single runway that isn't defensible as was shown today?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1431008470011158529

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1431009359094558721

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1431009520000634893

 

[Feline Supremacist]

BAGRAM AFB

The fucking most retarded decision ever to give it up

I doubt any general with half a brain said "lol yeah shut it down first"

 

[Dona Morte]

"Recapture the base."
Of COURSE you will answer this question first. You have no short term memory.
YOU are the commander in CHIEF!
Oh so you fucked off the additional evac point?
Joint Chief Heads NOW.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I’m in the truck and just started listening. Has this been his cadence the whole speech? He’s pausing every few words like he’s repeating something someone else is telling him.

At first he was reading answers to rehearsed questions, now someone's feeding him lines through an earpiece or other means.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Biden is so damn lucky he is still early in his term. This would end him if we were closer to 2024.

Holy hell are the midterms going to be a bloodbath at this rate.

 

[Iuz]

I’m in the truck and just started listening. Has this been his cadence the whole speech? He’s pausing every few words like he’s repeating something someone else is telling him.

They probably need to repeat over the microphone.