US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

In other fuckery news:

 

[Rei is shit]

Which you violated for a PR stunt....

But think of the likes!

 

[The Nothingness]

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Neocons goin' neocon.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

Interesting, no one summoned you to the thread this time. Really shitty day for all of us, huh?

Since I don't deal with hypotheticals, let's just agree that this is a shitshow and enjoy watching the ship burn.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

just as an aside, after witnessing this (and seeing that he will not resign, neither will anyone in the admin and they'll just keep running shit into the ground as long as they are physically able)....Taiwan is screwed.

before all this, with Japan's red line + US backing them up, China actually stopped with their airspace violations over the island...but the minute Afghanistan fell, they restarted...

still, I seriously doubt they'll strike next month or 2, like that schizo /pol/ poster claimed - I doubt they can ramp things up THAT quickly and don't think they have quite the marine landing craft needed to be assured of at least a chance of success in that short of a time.

but in 1 years' time...right before your midterms and as the monsoon season winds down again...oh yeah.

I have to pay that island a visit next year before then. to see chinese without fucking communism strangling their culture with my own eyes and gaze upon the whole place, since I hear it's quite beautiful and filled with wonderful people.

I now leave you to HHH who I see has returned in his full glory to defend his senile lady and will dream of the imminent collapse of what was once thought would be 'the New World Order'.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

Don't wrestle with pigs. You'll both get dirty and the pig likes it.

 

[Dona Morte]

Well see if my inept self leared to imbed.

No sir.
Trump had EXPONENTIALLY more press time during COVID. He faced a hostile press. You cannot compare how softly Biden is treated. I have also regretted my vote for Trump some times due to the fact of his shitty hiring practices.
Stop talking to me about Autism.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

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Anyone else thought he wouldn't get up?

 

[mr.moon1488]

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

Nigger the dude you're simping for just basically said it did go better under Trump.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

Do you think Trump would have relied on the Taliban to provide security outside of the airport? Do you think he would show such weakness in a press conference to do something like this?

I like most of your bait posts but this is an unprecedented dumpster fire.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

remember, just put HHH on ignore
Edit: *I have to redact the previous post*

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I honestly bet if one of the dead marines was a relative of Hulk he'd still be like this.

Meanwhile, I'm currently grateful that my marine classmate wasn't over there.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

That's where you're wrong, if Trump showed the disgraceful lack of leadership Biden has I would absolutely regret voting for him.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

Usually, HHH, I try to respect your opinions.

But on this, you're dog fucking wrong and a bullshitting piece of shit trying to cover for incompetence from the top to bottom of your precious child sniffing ghoul.

This would NOT have happened under any president.

This could have been handled by a fucking E-4 still sobering up from dollar jello shot night while he's still covered in stripper glitter and reeking of Axe Body Spray.

I would normally go into a whole explanation of how this goat fuck could have been avoided, WOULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED by any competent leader, how your child sniffing ghoul has avoided responsibility, and how your precious administration leadership is a bunch of retarded faggots more worried about whether or not White Rage might hurt someone's feelings, but I doubt you have the brain power left to understand such things as contingency plans, methods and routes of extraction, additional extraction points, and the like.

But how about this?

Your child sniffing ghoul broke the treaty. You know, the treaty where Trump released PRISONERS OF WAR as a sign of good faith and to get their agreement to pull out. Did you're ball sweat huffing brain damaged self notice that they didn't start moving until AFTER the original treaty's time line ran out? No.

You're still babbling about shit you obviously don't know about.

In closing: Go fuck yourself, shill.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

You are such a disingenuous titanic faggot that it's incredible.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

It would not have happened, that is the point. The Taliban literally held back until Trump's original deadline expired before moving in on overthrowing the Afghan government by several months. Biden effectively gave the finger to everyone who agreed to Trump's full withdrawal date in May 1.

Had Biden simply stuck to Trump's script, we would not have abandoned Americans stuck in Afghanistan, he botched the whole thing & you're a faggot for running interference for him by repeating that Trump would've only made it worse when it actually would've been without incident.

admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up.

No you can't, you keep defending him by saying he was the lesser of two evils you lying faggot retard.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Stop feeding HHH

 

[Oxous]

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

Impressively bad take.

 

[LUNEKO]

Oh god the next 5 pages of this thread are now going to be replies to HHH

 

[X Prime]

It is absolutely shameful that the only individual who responded even remotely correctly in the current previous page was a fine canine.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

remember, just put HHH on ignore
after all, he need to prepare her niece to be like the role model, Kamala

Nah, he's a funny dude. Excellent troll-bait some times, and we need some differing, oldfag views around every now and then.

Also, you can tell it's a bad day when Psaki isn't doing her annoying, chirpy-ass "HEY FELLAS!" when she steps to the podium.