Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

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Besides the guy who was in the suit was actually quite a looker.

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You can tell this guy has soul. Just from his smile.

Anyone who slanders against these looks need to reevaluate their 'enemies' in life. As such x86x2 needs to step away from the TV and look behind the scenes.
 
Don't lie to us, we know you want to.
And right here is another example of a desperation to sound more mature. It's readily apparent that you had to have really loved watching Barney, since that anger is really rearing its head.
I really don't get how that logic works, apparently hating him a lot must mean I like him a lot. Obviously not the case. By that logic, PewDiePie deserves his #1 spot on YouTube and the people who hate him so much actually like watching him.

Anyone who slanders against these looks need to reevaluate their 'enemies' in life. As such x86x2 needs to step away from the TV and look behind the scenes.
..which once again puts me back at targeting the show's creator, Sheryl Leach.
 
I really don't get how that logic works, apparently hating him a lot must mean I like him a lot. Obviously not the case. By that logic, PewDiePie deserves his #1 spot on YouTube and the people who hate him so much actually like watching him.
How... How the fuck does that even compare to what you're doing and what we're semi-joking about?
 
I really don't get how that logic works, apparently hating him a lot must mean I like him a lot. Obviously not the case. By that logic, PewDiePie deserves his #1 spot on YouTube and the people who hate him so much actually like watching him.

Do I need to post that edited Kate Beaton comic again?
 
I really don't get how that logic works, apparently hating him a lot must mean I like him a lot. Obviously not the case. By that logic, PewDiePie deserves his #1 spot on YouTube and the people who hate him so much actually like watching him.

No wonder you were in special ed, you don't know the difference between past tense and present tense. Hate works off of and replaces love and passion, and typically is the result of a souring in something you love. Ergo, to have this level of obsession, combined with the fact you regularly reviewed it in the past and can easily recognize the content implies quite strongly that in an earlier point in time, you loved watching Barney. This then leads to the notion, especially since the most common reason why people hate Barney as kids, that it was out of wanting to look mature. Ergo, it is increasingly likely that you realized that the show you liked was for Pre-K kids, and you didn't like the idea of being immature.

In short: You hate Barney because you liked Barney. It's clear as day in your posts really.

..which once again puts me back at targeting the show's creator, Sheryl Leach.

No, it puts you as a sexually confused man who doesn't understand why his purple dinosaur stiffens up when "I love you" plays. Also in a rubber room.
 
All these people wanted to do was entertain and educate small children, is that so wrong?
It wouldn't be if the proportion of adult autists that like this show relative to the show's objective quality was a lot smaller and I didn't see this shit so often in my high school, where I shouldn't be seeing that shit to begin with, and betrayed my rights as a student back then.
 
It wouldn't be if the proportion of adult autists that like this show relative to the show's objective quality was a lot smaller and I didn't see this shit so often in my high school, where I shouldn't be seeing that shit to begin with, and betrayed my rights as a student back then.
You didn't have to look at it. You were free to leave and stop watching them watch it at any time. No "rights" were being infringed, but if you think they were, please mention the specific part of Canadian law that forbids people at schools from doing these sorts of things you dislike.
 
Legally schools can't "force" consumption of any educational media. If I'm wrong, to any remotely possible extent, just spam me with links and I'll delete this post.
 
It wouldn't be if the proportion of adult autists that like this show relative to the show's objective quality was a lot smaller and I didn't see this shit so often in my high school, where I shouldn't be seeing that shit to begin with, and betrayed my rights as a student back then.

Your rights as a student? I uhh, would you mind telling me what laws say you shouldn't be in the same room as Barney again, because while I'm not a lawyer, my mind is coming up blank. Especially as most student's rights debates tend to be over things like non-probablecause searches and random drug testing.

Or is this one of those cases where "rights" really means "feels".
 
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Your rights as a student? I uhh, would you mind telling me what laws say you shouldn't be in the same room as Barney again, because while I'm not a lawyer, my mind is coming up blank. Especially as most student's rights debates tend to be over things like non-probablecause searches sand random drug testing.

Or is this one of those cases where "rights" really means "feels".
I'd like to assume it's the latter in this case. But Barneytard won't be getting any feels from me, I can tell you that much.
 
It wouldn't be if the proportion of adult autists that like this show relative to the show's objective quality was a lot smaller and I didn't see this shit so often in my high school, where I shouldn't be seeing that shit to begin with, and betrayed my rights as a student back then.
If they had locked the doors and forced you (and everyone) to sit and watch Barney, especially on a daily basis, you might, might, be able to build a case based around infantilizing the disabled with no regard for their actual mental facilities. The thing is, you've actually admitted nobody forced you to watch it, or even be in the same room at the same time. And if you turn around now and go "lol jk I lied they did force me" it's already too late. You've lied once, and you've lied more than once. Nobody will believe you, least of all some lawyers, and especially a judge.
 
If they had locked the doors and forced you (and everyone) to sit and watch Barney, especially on a daily basis, you might, might, be able to build a case based around infantilizing the disabled with no regard for their actual mental facilities. The thing is, you've actually admitted nobody forced you to watch it, or even be in the same room at the same time. And if you turn around now and go "lol jk I lied they did force me" it's already too late. You've lied once, and you've lied more than once. Nobody will believe you, least of all some lawyers, and especially a judge.
He could say that he stayed there out of a sense of obligation, but would he sound less retarded that way? I don't quite think so.
 
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To be fair, that was kind of the case so I could report back to say that this was what was happening throughout that year, just to prove that it happened and that it had happened for as long as it did.
So you only did it so you could present yourself as a martyr of some sort? Why didn't you just say that you felt that there was a problem as it was going on? Did you ever once go up to the teacher in charge of watching you and other sped kids and complain?
 
To be fair, that was kind of the case so I could report back to say that this was what was happening throughout that year, just to prove that it happened and that it had happened for as long as it did.

(Do not show this to your closeted boss at work)

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