US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[XYZpdq]

[harmonica noises]
mmm got me the botched withdrawal blues mama
[more harmonica]
got those blues so bad
[another harmonica noise]
had a great route out to save face
[the other harmonica noise]
but ORANGE MAN BAD

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I raise you Skyrim Biden

I like how it's implied he fell back asleep at the end.

 

[faucet]

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Twitter trying to start the ball for Harris group most of if twitter larpers.

it'd be nice to get the "female" and "black female" president out of the way so this country can mercifully die sooner

 

[Corn Flakes]

And, like I repeatedly pointed out, it will be brutal and short. Yes, it will suck. Yes, lives will be ruined. But the democrats and every GOT DAMN voter who voted against Trump absolutely needs to enjoy the fruits of COMMA--LAAAAAAH's complete lack of qualifications and complete ineptitude.

Scorched earth. Terror while the kids watch. So when their 18th birthday rolls around they don't get any cute ideas about intersectionality or social justice.

This has to stop TODAY.

I think you're putting too much faith in Kamala fucking up even harder than Biden. Biden is senile and that makes him difficult and unreliable to handle. Kamala is much healthier and has her mental faculties intact. Most importantly, she knows on which side her bread is buttered. She knows her position is to be just a figurehead to whatever bullshit the rest of the party is cooking up, all she has to do is memorize/read a speech, take pre-selected questions, and don't make any categorical claims about anything so the media can cover her ass with a shitton of "technically, she didn't say that!". You know, like Obama did most of the time.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

all she has to do is memorize/read a speech, take pre-selected questions, and don't make any categorical claims about anything so the media can cover her ass with a shitton of "technically, she didn't say that!". You know, like Obama did most of the time.

Obama has/had Charisma.

Kameltoe does not.

 

[XYZpdq]

Sorry if this is late, but I probably won't be able to catch all the way up on the thread today.

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it's late, but somebody gracefully taking their L like that is worth saluting

 

[Meat Target]

I think you're putting too much faith in Kamala fucking up even harder than Biden. Biden is senile and that makes him difficult and unreliable to handle. Kamala is much healthier and has her mental faculties intact. Most importantly, she knows on which side her bread is buttered. She knows her position is to be just a figurehead to whatever bullshit the rest of the party is cooking up, all she has to do is memorize/read a speech, take pre-selected questions, and don't make any categorical claims about anything so the media can cover her ass with a shitton of "technically, she didn't say that!". You know, like Obama did most of the time.

Obama has/had Charisma.

Kameltoe does not.

And she giggles under the slightest amount of pressure.

 

[draggs]

Trump blew up that Iranian faggot plus the leader of one of the strongest Iran puppet militias in Iraq plus some top guys from another strong Iranian puppet militia

Blew them the fuck up in the middle of Baghdad airport

He bombed Raqqa to the foundations

He said Baghdadi was a bitch after he an hero'd to avoid two bursts to the face

Trump wouldn't have needed to because he would have been gone May 1st but if the Taliban started running wild brother before then, and there were still Americans all around Afghanistan? He would have flipped out on twatter and if they didn't stop here's what Trump would have done

He was very open to using American air power and murdermachine men to kill lots of inconvenient assholes half a world away

 

[Corn Flakes]

Obama has/had Charisma.

Kameltoe does not.

Charisma? Is that your word for "the ability to read a teleprompter like he means it"?

Ether way, that's irrelevant. Kamala doesn't need to be elected. Shit, Biden was elected with barely anyone seeing him through the entire campaign. If she comes in now, I'm sure they'll find a way to smear whoever runs against her in 2024 as hard if not harder than they did Trump. We know what their MO is, after all.

And she giggles under the slightest amount of pressure.

So, among the Democrats, who was criticizing her for it? Give it a while, if she becomes actually important they'll try to pass it off as "endearing" and their base will lap it up like they do everything else.

My ultimate point is, don't expect Kamala to fail just because we want her to. Biden drawing all the hate to himself and this narrative of Kamala being unhappy with her position were actually very convenient for Kamala, because despite being on the same ticket, her spin-doctors would be able to claim she's coming in as a "fresh start" and try to divest her from Biden's fuckups. After all, the buck stopped on him, not her.

 

[XYZpdq]

Charisma? Is that your word for "the ability to read a teleprompter like he means it"?

tbf that's a skill that's been lacking in the White House for a bit now
but yeah, I certainly understand that #fukobeme was good(?) at reading a script(?) and sorta sounding inspirational(?) but also sorta not(!) but never anything(!) so decisively said(?) that actually sounded important(!) compared to any(.) other (.) random (.) barakspeak(!?!)
but even that shit was better than about to literally become south park millenium episode rod stewart or HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

[Salubrious]

Trump blew up that Iranian faggot plus the leader of one of the strongest Iran puppet militias in Iraq plus some top guys from another strong Iranian puppet militia

Blew them the fuck up in the middle of Baghdad airport

He bombed Raqqa to the foundations

He said Baghdadi was a bitch after he an hero'd to avoid two bursts to the face

Trump wouldn't have needed to because he would have been gone May 1st but if the Taliban started running wild brother before then, and there were still Americans all around Afghanistan? He would have flipped out on twatter and if they didn't stop here's what Trump would have done

He was very open to using American air power and murdermachine men to kill lots of inconvenient assholes half a world away

If the Taliban ever tried what they did today under Trump's watch, not only would the entire military be back in Afghanistan within days, but Trump would have recruited and flown over every redneck with a gun and an American flag he could find and let them run wild for the lulz.

 

[deeplyhigh]

To go back to RINO Noem before Biden failed even more, she was on the Clay and Buck show this afternoon where she was actually pressed by glowie Sexton repeatedly, and she revealed even more Karen in her because all people want is someone to fight for them and she just talks about Black Rifle Coffee muh freedoms pablum.

The link is here, starts at the six minute mark and lasts ten minutes.

She says she doesn't have the power, tries to claim the bill being sponsored is pro-union, and continues the RINO lose with dignity as she keeps being hit with the truth that Biden is already trying to do mandates and you have plenary powers. She's like little Marco acting like a robot in being given a script and can't respond when hit with the reality of the debate. Noem also attempted to get a mulligan on the trans bill she veto'd by saying she has new legislation prepared for the next session that will withstand lawsuits, yeah sure.

States should set up the bills to be "no vaccine that has been in wide distribution for less than five years can be mandated in any capacity." Let the RINOs try and fight that.

She is a mixed bag for sure, but as someone who escaped a blue hellzone for her state, it is light years better. On this, she is dead wrong and the losing with dignity schtick is old. On most of the coof lockdown things, she is solid. She is also refusing Afghan rapefugees, so that is a plus.

 

[Meat Target]

Once again, I am not celebrating the deaths of brave zoomers who just gave their lives our country. But the smarmy, dicksucking cretins who made this comparison deserve to have their noses rubbed in it.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I think the wild and scary thing about all of this, is I don't think we have hit the floor yet in the situation. Part of me feels we will see something greater in next few days with the deadline nearing.

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Also got a new thread theme for us

Ryan Star - Losing Your Memory

 

[Dona Morte]

I wish Devon Tracey was on Twitter.
He was SO for Hillary and swallowed Biden.
Wonder what he would say.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Oh, you guys are gonna love this one.

Pakistani truck driver goes to Kabul airport to see ‘action’, ends up in USA​

The driver, as claimed by the Dutch politician, said that he simply went to the Kabul airport to see all the “action.”​

Hyderabad: Amidst the chaos and misery at Kabul Airport, ex-Dutch MP, Joram van Klavere shared a rather unusual story of a truck driver from Peshawar.

The Dutch politician wrote on Facebook, “Believe it or not. A truck driver from Peshawar who drives the route of Torkham-Kabul went missing for three days.” He further narrated that the family of the driver thought he died in Kabul.

The incident surfaced after a social media user who goes by the name of Asad Shinwari shared the anecdote, claiming that Masho Shinwari, a resident of Landi Kotal, used to drive from Peshawar to Torkham. He parked his truck somewhere in Kabul and went to the airport.
On Tuesday, Klavere narrated that the family of the driver received a call from him, and he informed them that he is in America.

The driver, as claimed by the Dutch politician, said that he simply went to the Kabul airport to see all the “action.”

The clueless driver somehow got on a plane and ended up in the USA.


Farhan Hodak, a vlogger from Kandahar remarked that this is not an isolated incident, as many people who earlier went missing, were reported to be found in a different corner of the world after the Taliban takeover of Kabul.

Pakistani truck driver goes to Kabul airport to see 'action', ends up in USA

The driver, as claimed by the Dutch politician, said that he simply went to the Kabul airport to see all the “action.”

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Pakistani truck driver goes to Kabul airport to see 'action', ends up…

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[Constellationzero]

I think you're putting too much faith in Kamala fucking up even harder than Biden. Biden is senile and that makes him difficult and unreliable to handle. Kamala is much healthier and has her mental faculties intact. Most importantly, she knows on which side her bread is buttered. She knows her position is to be just a figurehead to whatever bullshit the rest of the party is cooking up, all she has to do is memorize/read a speech, take pre-selected questions, and don't make any categorical claims about anything so the media can cover her ass with a shitton of "technically, she didn't say that!". You know, like Obama did most of the time.

But she is 1,000% U-N-Q-U-A-L-I-F-I-E-D.

That means that even the career politicians in the WH cannot tard wrangle her. LOOK WHAT'S GOING ON NOW. These others would still be wranglers, but whore wranglers instead of pedophile wranglers.
If they can't even manage to "fake it till you make it," IDK what to tell you. I'm not putting in too much faith. This is a CERTAINTY. She is not qualified to glance at a badly drawn crayon landscape of the White House let alone be inside it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I raise you Skyrim Biden

No, fuck Skyrim, we're returning to the REAL home of my ancestors!

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

How so?

IIRC, some of the cooking was that the Nazis liquidated property and overstated delayed results every time they reported on the economy. Pretty much everyone put into a concentration camp had their property seized, which means both the value of the seized estate itself along with any and all valuables could be reported on at a later date.

Kinda like announcing some of your profits to investors in the third quarter instead of all of them in the first quarter when you actually gained said profits. Which everyone knows is fraud.

I don’t really recall, I haven’t read up on this particular subject in a LONG time. So if corrections need to be made, my apologies.

 

[X Prime]

Everyone cooks the books. It's only called out when it's politically convenient for somebody higher up the chain.