Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Nick Rekieta & Elijah Schaffer - Current status: Nick Rekieta exposed for having a more attractive wife, big L.

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

"bro he called me in the hospital when I was suicidal, he's obviously an incredibly caring and genuine person"

That post was even more embarrassing than I remember.

 

[MeltyTW]

Yes, and would you want your small children witnessing that? I'm not saying Nick is scared of Ralph, I'm saying Ralph is a fucking mess that nobody would ever want pressing up against their nice family life in the suburbs.

nothing wrong with showing the wee ones how a pig hunt takes place, but no i think youre really overestimating ralphs dedication to do anything if you think hes going to harass the kids and risk jail or an optics nightmare or risk going to jail and taking the time to go to nicks. i dont think that small chance is worth playing yes man to some gunted pedophile sex offender for life.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Yes, and would you want your small children witnessing that? I'm not saying Nick is scared of Ralph, I'm saying Ralph is a fucking mess that nobody would ever want pressing up against their nice family life in the suburbs.

Bruh Ralph fucking massive bitch plus Ralph realizes it won't play in his favor if he were to do something that stupid to go to Rackets house to start shit someone who has bigger audience and reach then him.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

Yes, and would you want your small children witnessing that? I'm not saying Nick is scared of Ralph, I'm saying Ralph is a fucking mess that nobody would ever want pressing up against their nice family life in the suburbs.

Their mom is fucking every guy on the neigbourhood, even Nickys best pal the black guy and their dad crossdresses for 5 dollar superchats. At this point seeing Ralph might detere them from being complete fuckups.

 

[Dyn]

nothing wrong with showing the wee ones how a pig hunt takes place, but no i think youre really overestimating ralphs dedication to do anything if you think hes going to harass the kids and risk jail or an optics nightmare or risk going to jail and taking the time to go to nicks. i dont think that small chance is worth playing yes man to some gunted pedophile sex offender for life.

I think if Josh lived in a known address in the US Ralph would have driven there already to film himself screeching and trying to start a drunken white trash brawl over a corn joke.

 

[instythot]

Nick is the Quartering of the lawyerverse. Redpilled Trumptard grifter who hasn't won a case since 2016 yet still believes he's "winning". Also gets cucked by his wife.

The cuckery is demonstrative of how Nicky values loyalty even when there is no good reason to do so. He will never punt the gunt even if he distances himself from it, he is loyal to the fun times in Nashville

 

[MeltyTW]

I think if Josh lived in a known address in the US Ralph would have driven there already to film himself screeching and trying to start a drunken white trash brawl over a corn joke.

nah the digi thing only happened because they were getting may's stuff, the chris chan thing he was so scared of a literal retard he sent his gf in. and maybe with josh, and maybe nick if he goes really really hard vs just kinda ignoring him but otherwise no i really do think youre giving ralph too much credit.

The cuckery is demonstrative of how Nicky values loyalty even when there is no good reason to do so. He will never punt the gunt even if he distances himself from it, he is loyal to the fun times in Nashville

i dont get these dumb eceleb codes, this loyalty or quarterings never leaking dms even to exonerate yourself of something the other party in dms accused you of.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

He won a number of cases in 2018.

Court cases or settlements? Big difference.

 

[Dyn]

nah the digi thing only happened because they were getting may's stuff, the chris chan thing he was so scared of a literal retard he sent his gf in. and maybe with josh, and maybe nick if he goes really really hard vs just kinda ignoring him but otherwise no i really do think youre giving ralph too much credit.

Ralph is only sometimes a scared little pussy because sometimes he's got a fifth of makers mark in him instead.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Disavowing people is pretty gay tbf.

It's not about what's gay, it's all about the C O R N

 

[Captain Manning]

That post was even more embarrassing than I remember.

I agree 100%.

Ralph is only sometimes a scared little pussy because sometimes he's got a fifth of makers mark in him instead.

Then he's a fucking idiot and does things like punch cops.

Hard to tell which one is more pathetic. I find the later more amusing though.

 

[Spectre_06]

Trying to get Rekieta to disavow the gunt is pointless. Why would he be strong armed into something that'll only satisfy probably... <100 kiwis? Honestly just give it time. We know Rekieta's audience absolutely detests the gunt, it's only a matter of time till the two somehow clash. Rekieta's audience is there for law sperging and gay comics cartoon shit, not some wignat pig who can't keep his hooves away from starfish and poo. I don't think he's a guntguard, just someone who doesn't give a fuck but unfortunate enough to still be "fwends" with Diddler Dax the cuties connoisseur.

This is the point. For two years now the Farms has been screaming "You need to disavow the Gunt!" to no avail. When the revenge porn saga started the Farms were saying he doesn't care about his own kids at all because he hadn't said anything. So he did his video on the revenge porn shit where he said if one of his daughters were Faith in the same situation, Ralph wouldn't be alive for long and somehow that wasn't good enough, despite him telling the Farms his position, and what they wanted to hear, the goalpost shifted again to he needs to disavow and disassociate with the Gunt. The problem is, Nick's a lolbertarian. He's a petulant child, in that if you tell him to do something (or not do something) he'll do the opposite just to spite you. Nick's fans know that. I've been telling the Farms that for a while. It's literally only a matter of time before Ralph does something that causes Nick to respond and disassociate. It's not a probability, it's a certainty. Last year, Ralph lost his shit with Nick because Ralph was trying to cancel Josh's t-shirt run and Nick told him to take some fucking Midol, which pissed him off more. Nick made it clear he hates that shit. Hell, Ralph had to weasel his way on to Bibble's DnD stream after that to get any face time with Nick because he was being ignored, that's how desperate the fat faggot was.

Just let it play out. Bitch about Nick not disavowing if you want, but as I've said for a while it won't change anything, and might actually prolong it because, again, he's a petulant child.

 

[TherapyMan]

hes also a massive walking vagina and even if he did whats the worst he could do? wheeze on the porch until he passes out? kick the door and go to jail or get shot to death? he lives off streaming now iirc and he apparently wasnt a good lawyer anyway so i cant really see ralph hurting any prospects. if anything nick could probably just gofundme for ralph harassing him

You're acting as if Ralph did not invade a house filled with Digibro's dipshit entourage and pick a fight with everyone there solely because somebody called him 5'1".

 

[Dyn]

Hard to tell which one is more pathetic.

Phoning up an internet streaming daddy to cry about wanting to kill yourself is more pathetic.

 

[Spectre_06]

Phoning up an internet streaming daddy to cry about wanting to kill yourself is more pathetic.

If someone is legitimately suicidal, getting any help to take a step back from that edge is great and I support it, no matter who it is that helps you. That said, Manning suicide-baited often enough in Rackets' server that the weebs bullied him out of it for being a histrionic faggot. Just think about it: the fucking weebs bullied him out of the server, long before he bailed on Nick and his position on the Gunt.

 

[Dyn]

If someone is legitimately suicidal, getting any help to take a step back from that edge is great and I support it, no matter who it is that helps you.

That's fag talk if you want to kill yourself you should just man up and do it in private without making a scene.

 

[MeltyTW]

You're acting as if Ralph did not invade a house filled with Digibro's dipshit entourage and pick a fight with everyone there solely because somebody called him 5'1".

he was already there getting may's stuff though.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

I'm just curious, why did Nick Ricotta go onto the Killstream when it was obvious for all and sundry to see that Ethanol Liver Ralph leaked the sex tape with his child bride? Surely this kind of behaviour isn't something that a christian man (definitely not a Jewish grifting lawyer) would condone?

Just wondering if you could clear that up for me Spedtree. If it's too tough for you maybe get the top brass at the pentagon onto it.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

The only appropriate response to someone telling you they want to kill themselves is "do a flip faggot"

Anything else is faggotry

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

I will also like to put the blame on Rekieta for teaching them the words "Tortious Interference" because for a while Ralph and especially Gaytur throw that around for almost anything .