DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TheGoutburglar]

Now he got into the whole twitch suspension thing for the 100 time. It must be by far the hardest blow to his ego in a very long time. As a true narcissist, he can not let go of any wrongdoing. He is the victim - never forget that!

Were it not for his obviously sour mood from probably a number of things, including whatever he's hiding, I would think this to be a prelude to his return.

And leave it to pigroach to not see the downsides to a series that focuses entirely on distilling his incompetence at video games down to the highlights. Think of how many people know who and what he is because of TIHYDP. Anyone else would've seen the writing on the wall by the end of 2013 and either shaped the fuck up or gotten a job.

Whenever Phil's future is discussed, I've always hoped for the arc where phil has to get a job and/or move back in with his parents, that I think we're all waiting for but on the other hand it is funny to think of geriatric phil still streaming because he could never manage to save anything for retirement.

This is why no matter what happens, he loses. I would prefer the back to Connecticut conclusion (or at least that'll be the point where I'm done detracting), but seeing him struggle to get 100 viewers when he's 45 will be good too.

Even I wouldn't want DSP to get in trouble for revealing shit about a Partner Agreement he agreed not to disclose. But the e-mails should tell the story. If he received even one e-mail to his account of record stating he has 30 days to get his shit together before they gave him the boot, then Twitch's obligations, WITH RESPECT TO THAT CLAUSE, are fulfilled.

That's pretty interesting, because when he found out about the crown's not working or whatever, he KNEW to check his email. Given that this is the guy notorious for not being able to put 2 and 2 together in most situations, how else could such a stupid asshole KNOW to check his email there? He didn't know he would be de-partnered, but he did know he MIGHT. He just didn't believe it would happen until he saw otherwise.

Lolyer Phil is going on about employment law and how Best buy screwed him over and Twitch are no nuffin nudnicks

God damn, he's just dredging up EVERYTHING lately. Now I'm really starting to think something is up with Katherine. That, or the reality of his future is finally hitting him.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

This whole stream is a disaster stream. Stream clippers working overtime

 

[Prince Lotor]

LMAO listen to this analogy,what twitch did to Phil is the equivalent of being in school and a teacher physically assaulting you in front of everyone for no reason and telling you that you are suspended. Also I like how he added that in his example the teacher by doing that humiliated him in front of everyone,this shows that it made a big dent (lol dent) to his ego.

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Fucking Christ, this raging Narc is still holding a grudge for the time in high school he got sent to the principal's office for throwing chalk at a teacher.

Did you throw the chalk Phil? No, but you were openly laughing about it like it was hilarious when the teacher turned around.
You were supposed to learn a lesson about not acting like a piece of shit that is apparently unteachable to you.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

No wonder he is unemployed for over a decade.
This is the chat's reaction to his bullshit story:

Spoiler: his chat

 

[Tears for T]

Phil is the fucking quintessence of a buzzkill. Never happy, never positive, there is a passive aggressive vein that constantly and frenetic pumps in Phil's pig body. He would benefit from letting go of some shit in the past and maybe his life would not be as miserable. He has now become that grumpy old man who shouts at kids ...

 

[Fapcop]

STREAM HIGHLIGHTS YALL!

1. Gotta love Phil, attorney at lol explaining employment law... And clearly misunderstanding “At will employment.”

2. Phil rehashing how he got fired from Best Buy for abusing the employee discount to buy several PlayStations.

The judge of course ruled in Phil’s favor and encouraged him to sue them!

The highlight of the story was Phil triumphantly retelling how BB lost because he (allegedly) only saved 40 cents per PlayStation.

Phil of course is totally oblivious to how goddamn stupid and greedy he looks, by trying to use an employee discount to save one dollar!

 

[UaineRunei]

Phil... being wrong doesn't automatically means that you're a bad person or makes you look bad...

This is the reason people call you childish. There's zero shame in admitting that you make mistakes...

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil is the fucking quintessence of a buzzkill. Never happy, never positive, there is a passive aggressive vein that constantly and frenetic pumps in Phil's pig body. He would benefit from letting go of some shit in the past and maybe his life would not be as miserable. He has now become that grumpy old man who shouts at kids ...

And the whole time Phil is berating people in his chat, threatening to ban them for disagreeing with him, and shaking his tin cup, Snowkarl is there genuinely talking to people and livening up the mood. He's legitimately the most popular person in DSP's streams, more than the actual streamer or any of the mods. Phil threatened to ban him again and the whole chat was on Snowkarl's side. He's a spineless cuck so he'll stay, but if he ever did leave DSP's streams will be about as pahsitive as a cemetery.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He acts as though he left Twitch of his own volition. Actually he was departnered mid stream and ran off camera, came back and said his wife is crying (lol), and then scurried off to YT after talking shit about it endlessly before.

Then he said he isn't going back to Twitch until they give him a formal apology. He was effectively fired and Twitch doesn't want him back, but this ridiculous apology narrative lets him act as though all of this was his own decision.

A shrink wouldn't even know where to begin with this fucking guy. He is a complete mess.

He did leave of his own volition. He could have still been streaming there this whole time. He was not kicked off the platform.

LMAO listen to this analogy,what twitch did to Phil is the equivalent of being in school and a teacher physically assaulting you in front of everyone for no reason and telling you that you are suspended. Also I like how he added that in his example the teacher by doing that humiliated him in front of everyone,this shows that it made a big dent (lol dent) to his ego.

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You will notice the king of obfuscation did not answer the question. Also, the humiliation of all his firings is why he moved all the way across the country. That's obvious now.

 

[Michael Janke]

most people from young adulthood to middle age look marginally the same. maybe they look greyer, more wrinkles and shit.
phil from his early fighting game days looks like a different guy.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Phil... being wrong doesn't automatically means that you're a bad person or makes you look bad...

This is the reason people call you childish. There's zero shame in admitting that you make mistakes...

The irony here is that this dumb fuck doesn't realize that admitting to and learning from your mistakes is the ultimate machoor adult power move.

 

[PieceofShet]

"Johnny nomad, shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you talking about."

 

[strandedcastaway]

There are a lot of stupid Arabs with a lot of money and the stubborn idea that the guys from the 1980's are not only still alive, but active in the industry. Like, "why we paid you for Andre the Giant, where is Andre the Giant?" In 2020.

Vince himself has been scamming the middle east for years, and my own dabbling in gacha revealed a lot of bored Kuwaitis with shittons of money, so I think there's a definite international demographic that keeps scopely afloat.

The Middle East sort of scammed him back when they wouldn't let his wrestlers leave the country last time they were there, so I think they got him back on that one.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

No wonder he is unemployed for over a decade.
This is the chat's reaction to his bullshit story:

Spoiler: his chat

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And there's Snowkarl to fan the flames, as always.

The highlight of the story was Phil triumphantly retelling how BB lost because he (allegedly) only saved 40 cents per PlayStation.

Phil of course is totally oblivious to how goddamn stupid and greedy he looks, by trying to use an employee discount to save one dollar!

A reminder that pigroach tried to "debunk" The Incident by claiming that not very many people saw it.

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"Johnny nomad, shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you talking about."

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Only pigroach would fail to see that that shit makes him look worse than evilAJ ever could have.

 

[Fapcop]

LMAO listen to this analogy,what twitch did to Phil is the equivalent of being in school and a teacher physically assaulting you in front of everyone for no reason and telling you that you are suspended. Also I like how he added that in his example the teacher by doing that humiliated him in front of everyone,this shows that it made a big dent (lol dent) to his ego.

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He was doing his test CORRECTLY! He did nothing wrong!

 

[BarbatosRex]

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"Johnny nomad, shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you talking about."

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It's hilarious that snowkarl even acknowledges that Phil treats his fans like shit for no reason and still sticks around. A dog never forgets who holds his leash.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It's hilarious that snowkarl even acknowledges that Phil treats his fans like shit for no reason and still sticks around. A dog never forgets who holds his leash.

And yet, Snowkarl is more respectable than OiC. Why? Because he hasn't spent a fortune. Probably also doesn't have a shitty work out routine. And he sticks with one name instead of using 100 socks that are easy to spot. And adds to the fun instead of taking away from it.

Also, you notice that pigroach seems fairly touchy about talk of his physical condition and how he stays up late every night? Jonny Nomad expressed concern, seemed sincere, and still got his head bitten off. Why? Well, I'm thinking there's more to the story than we currently know. That comment touched a nerve, and we know what that means...

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Holy shit he is so fucking retarded retarded he says "might as well use a stealth boy" ,he consumes(Devours) a stealth boy and instead of sneaking he FUCKING WALKS ,when an enemy sees him he says "he sees me even though I'm using a stealth boy,that's nice", you are so retarded Phil.

 

[Tom Delonge]

Yeah, if there's one person I can turn a blind eye for tipping, it's snowkarl. Guy adds some hilarious moments to the streams.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So apparently, according to Phil, he still claims that he's never said hateful slurs... but if he did, it was because he was provoked into saying them.

The fuck kind of logic is this? You still said them, idiot. That doesn't mean it's okay. That's like his insane idea of "striking back" at those who've slighted him. This fucking petty pig is the biggest baby with the stupidest excuses.

"He made fun of me! I can call him a retard because of that!"