You’re trapped on an island with KiwiFarms users, what happens?

[Gorgar]

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[DerKryptid]

Beat them to death then make a raft out of their corpses and paddle off the island

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Wait for the nightfall and kill those that glow

 

[cummytummies]

We form a perfectly functional society because the island is comprised mostly of heterosexual white males.

 

[Internet Explorer]

Well the first item on the agenda is burning my fucking wallet to the ground.

After that, chill and make friends until someone spergs the fuck out.

Because you just know that's gonna happen.

 

[Just A Butt]

if any of them are @A truthteller i bash his head in with a rock. the rest doesn't matter

 

[Pimpleking55]

We built a thriving community and discover the way to channel cultural Marxism and wokism into limitless energy thus saving the world. After we design a giant deathbot which will take us to a new planet where we start our new life as Kiwi's because normie's are afraid of our supremacy..... tho i will probably the guy who cleans the toilets.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

awesome fun party time!

 

[cockle]

I would fucking kill myself.

 

[JethroTullamore]

We all finally get laid!!!

 

[Nathan Higgers]

The real answer is orgy.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

We make our own alpaca ranch!

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I’m the guy who gets beaten to death

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Farm kiwis and count my blessings I wasn't trapped on an island with soyboy liberals.

 

[Distant Ranger]

Form a cult around Jersh

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

An absolute horror show.

 

[No Exit]

We shit ourselves and do nothing.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Does this imply that Ethan Ralph would be there too? If so, I would arrange a fight between him and a monkey.

 

[Some JERK]

Which users? This is important and means the difference between Gilligan's Island and Hell in the Pacific.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I’d be drowning in bussy