Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Unless the woman was a 9 or 10 and she also really found him inspiring and impressive (or was at least willing to fake it) and thought he was a solid 9 even with the face (again with the faking) and the sex was... well, we've talked about faking a lot already, you get the idea -- unless all that aligned, Russ would be gravely disappointed with the experience and would go on a tirade about how much better hookers are. Even if this mythical woman actually cared for him and wanted a connection, if she wasn't a trophy for him to take to the Olive Garden and/or was connected enough to make him famous, he'd honestly prefer the hooker.

Narcissists can't ever truly fall in love. They can love that a person makes them look good to others or furthers their own goals or sense of self-importance. But they can't ever be vulnerable enough to truly open up to a person emotionally. They might fuck the hot girls (or boys) but if you'll excuse the sappiness, they couldn't make love to someone to save their lives.

The first time he fucked a hooker, he said it was the most loved he'd ever felt in his life. That would be sad coming from a normal person. But for Russ it was the truth -- because he was finally getting what he thought he deserved in the form of a conventionally hot girl who was all about fulfilling his needs and telling him he was studly. That's what passes for love for him. And it's sad -- but just don't confuse him for a normal, lonely guy who is actually capable of connecting with someone but who can't for whatever reason. Russ is broken in the brain.
Shit, you really nailed it there, I didn’t think about it that deeply. Even if he managed to pull it off once, it’d probably be some really awkward boring teenager sex and leave him doubling down on hookers like you said. Maybe if he managed to fuck his way up the ladder to what most sexually active adults experience, but then again if he could, he wouldn’t be Russ.
 
Shit, you really nailed it there, I didn’t think about it that deeply. Even if he managed to pull it off once, it’d probably be some really awkward boring teenager sex and leave him doubling down on hookers like you said. Maybe if he managed to fuck his way up the ladder to what most sexually active adults experience, but then again if he could, he wouldn’t be Russ.
Oh, there's no doubt he thinks she's getting off just by virtue of his being there. Real life sex would confuse the absolute shit out of him.
 
Oh, there's no doubt he thinks she's getting off just by virtue of his being there. Real life sex would confuse the absolute shit out of him.
You mean her laying there and looking kinda bored while the hookers all acted like he was the biggest, bestest and studliest guy ever?

Honestly I don't know if hookers do that, I've never used the services of one but I would think they play it up to make it seem that way.
 
The other side of the coin though is thinking you're worth no more than an entry level wage being a state of having no dignity. If someone is making the choice for themselves and are mentally able to cope, good on them! I mean, there's a lot of jobs I couldn't do but I'm not judging anyone earning their money however they choose.

I think we all have to be mindful not to push our own personal morals onto sex work. It exists now, it always has and it always will, and that is because some people are more than OK with it.

The only loss of dignity in the scenario of the SW having agency, IMO, is the likes of Russell having to pay for sex and then interpreting it as being love and blasting that news all over the internet.


No sign of Russ Reaction and an imminent breakdown after the latest Skordas Strike?
I think there's dignity in refusing to do something that doesn't accord with your morals when it would be more remunerative than the alternatives. But we're getting lost in the weeds here. The most important point is that Russell accords no dignity to his living sex toys.
 
What are the odds he just forgot he's still signed into his stupid PAC account?

Or maybe he thinks it'll improve his optics or keep his dirty laundry from piling out when someone recognizes him.

My hot take is that he is a social idiot who doesn't realize how extremely unproffesional and plain weird it is to creep on women from his PAC account. It has given me some good giggles nontheless :story:
 
You mean her laying there and looking kinda bored while the hookers all acted like he was the biggest, bestest and studliest guy ever?

Honestly I don't know if hookers do that, I've never used the services of one but I would think they play it up to make it seem that way.
Not sure how over-the-top the average hooker goes to fake it with him, but he does pay extra for the "Girlfriend Experience" (GFE) which means she'll also pretend to be interested in whatever he has to say and act like he's just the coolest guy ever. And of course kiss in a way that helps his disability.

Russ seems to believe paying for the GFE means the hooker is his actual girlfriend, and that real life relationships work the same way.
 
Russ seems to believe paying for the GFE means the hooker is his actual girlfriend, and that real life relationships work the same way.
He totally does believe that. He thinks hookers are just doing it until they find Mr. Right(him, specifically) and then they'll stop and be with that guy(again, him) forever. He booked with a girl at one of Hof's brothels, then started harassing all the guys on her Facebook telling them she was taken and they needed to back off. She cancelled the booking and told him bluntly she decides who her friends are, not him. Of course he thought she was in the wrong.
 
He totally does believe that. He thinks hookers are just doing it until they find Mr. Right(him, specifically) and then they'll stop and be with that guy(again, him) forever. He booked with a girl at one of Hof's brothels, then started harassing all the guys on her Facebook telling them she was taken and they needed to back off. She cancelled the booking and told him bluntly she decides who her friends are, not him. Of course he thought she was in the wrong.
He is paying them to audition for the role of Russ's Girlfriend. The sex is like a job interview.

Which, incidentally, is how he'll run his brothel.
 
I wonder what he talks about when he's getting his GFE? He has literally fuck all outside of trying to get laid by a hooker, no hobby, no friends, nothing.

It has to be lecturing the poor girl until the clock runs out before he gets his dick wet about how he's going to give her a better life and how he's making her job legal, it would all be drumming into her what a fucking hero he is.

There just isn't enough money in it.

Also, we know he uses rent boys, but he never bangs on about saving male prostitutes from themselves and giving them a better life does he? God, he's a mess.
 
I wonder what he talks about when he's getting his GFE? He has literally fuck all outside of trying to get laid by a hooker, no hobby, no friends, nothing.
Probably just whines about bullshit plights. Or brags about how he's destroying people in court. He did bring an actual printed copy of his Taylor Swift book to give to the girl at least one time.
 
I'd love to believe he hands them a big multi-page printout of phrases he wants the GFE harlots say to him and then just does his thing all mouth agape with dead eyes and just slurps out "uh huhh hu babeh" while she is earning her money having to remember to take out his tiny deformed benis out of her mouth to tell him "You'll get Taylor Swift next time, Russie" and "I'm so lucky that no other girl claimed you my hunky paralegal eagle"
 
Yeah, it's pretty clear to me he's just doing searches for sex work and following everyone remotely related to it -- either because he thinks they'll support the PAC or because he thinks they'll give him a discount for being such a nice guy. Or both. Usually both.

He has no nuanced opinions or even considered arguments in favor of prostitution other than that it means he can buy sex and sue people for refusing him service. That's it.

He's clearly a very lonely dude. I think most pros who encounter him can identify him as a clingy, irritating loser within about six seconds of his first DM. (For that matter, I think most non-pros can see the same red flags pretty immediately. Erika's niceness overrode her sense of self-preservation, imo. Never pays to be nice.) Too bad he has no friends or family who can talk him out of his latest insanity. Oh well. More milk for us!

Hopefully a friend, co-worker, or her lawyer told her that if someone comes right out of the gate with gifts ("Treat yo self!"), that is your cue to excuse yourself from the "friendship."
It screamed prison politics to me as soon as I saw the screenshots--which also suggested to me that Pipsqueak just may have encountered this same thing in the Uinta lockup dayroom. I know he already sees everything as transactional. The prison politics (which absolutely goes on in county lockup, BTW) probably solidified his already warped thinking.

If he had normal, consensual sex, he'd BTFO the girl's dignity anyway. 'memba "Suck me my penish?" He'll put what they did together on blast E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E.
Then he'll sue the farms for the nth time because someone kindly shared around the shit he puts out there. Hell, someone on Plebbit probably already did first and the farms is getting it third hand.
 
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I'd love to believe he hands them a big multi-page printout of phrases he wants the GFE harlots say to him and then just does his thing all mouth agape with dead eyes and just slurps out "uh huhh hu babeh" while she is earning her money having to remember to take out his tiny deformed benis out of her mouth to tell him "You'll get Taylor Swift next time, Russie" and "I'm so lucky that no other girl claimed you my hunky paralegal eagle"
Just imagine the script if the girl was black...
 
Hopefully a friend, co-worker, or her lawyer told her that if someone comes right out of the gate with gifts ("Treat yo self!"), that is your cue to excuse yourself from the "friendship."
Oh yeah, that's a gigantic red flag. Another one is when it turns out that you're the only "friend" they have at the moment. I can see it being ok if you just moved to the area, but Russ had lived in SLC for years at that point. He should have more than one irl friend. But Erika seemed to be the only person who'd actually talk to him. The other thing he did was sail right past the boundary she set. She told him plainly that she just wanted to be friends, nothing more. So naturally, Russell Greer, Legal Expert, Respecter of Women and Nice Guy posts that he's in a relationship with a model. There's nothing indicating she modeled. Russ seems to think that any attractive woman on Instagram is a model. Yes, technically a friendship is a relationship, but no one refers to a friendship as a relationship.

Just imagine the script if the girl was black...
Oh, I could see him getting slapped for making a racist comment he thought was "cute."
 
I wonder what he talks about when he's getting his GFE? He has literally fuck all outside of trying to get laid by a hooker, no hobby, no friends, nothing.

It has to be lecturing the poor girl until the clock runs out before he gets his dick wet about how he's going to give her a better life and how he's making her job legal, it would all be drumming into her what a fucking hero he is.
He probably wants her to stroke his ego as well as suck him his penis but not at the same time. You know call him handsome and tall and studly and whatever. All that stuff that nobody has ever said to him legitimately.

Also, we know he uses rent boys, but he never bangs on about saving male prostitutes from themselves and giving them a better life does he?
Why would he? As most people have said here he's prison gay. If it means getting him his penis sucked he doesn't care if it's a woman or man. If he has the actual option to choose one or the other he'd choose the woman but if it means getting his rocks off or not he'll go gay if that's all that's available.
 
Oh yeah, that's a gigantic red flag. Another one is when it turns out that you're the only "friend" they have at the moment. I can see it being ok if you just moved to the area, but Russ had lived in SLC for years at that point. He should have more than one irl friend. But Erika seemed to be the only person who'd actually talk to him. The other thing he did was sail right past the boundary she set. She told him plainly that she just wanted to be friends, nothing more. So naturally, Russell Greer, Legal Expert, Respecter of Women and Nice Guy posts that he's in a relationship with a model. There's nothing indicating she modeled. Russ seems to think that any attractive woman on Instagram is a model. Yes, technically a friendship is a relationship, but no one refers to a friendship as a relationship.


Oh, I could see him getting slapped for making a racist comment he thought was "cute."

Imagine if anyone, man or woman, called him just an acquaintance...
 
Sometimes, people post parody song lyrics in this thread. I do not find them funny. I find them either tedious or cringey. I'm certain I'm not alone in this. Leave the reworking of popular songs to Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.

(I'm posting this now because no one's done it in a few pages, and I don't want it to seem that I'm targeting anyone in particular.)

Lol! He's going to have to pay Skordas a second time. Wonder what the amount of lost prostitute funds will be this time. Poor Russell, his stupidity never fails at denying him sex opportunities.
More than Russell's inevitable failure in court, I'm looking forward to his recap of it. Who was at fault? Was the judge evil? Did Skordas fake evidence? Was there bribery involved? Or was this miscarriage of justice simply the result of prejudice toward the disabled? We'll have to wait to hear it from Russ.
 
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