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- Oct 28, 2018
That reminds me of when Clawshrimpy cried on Twitter for weeks because his brother moved them from their fucking trailer to a real apartment. @Second Missing Primarch I remember you from the thread, you might remember more of the context than I do, but I'm pretty sure he used that to beg for Dominos and McDonalds. His excuse was more "I'm an autist, don't make me leave my room REEEEE" than Lou, who is more of an unapologetic NEET.
From what I remember Shrimpy was begging for pizza money at that point because it was "too hot to cook", so he was using one of Lou's favorite excuses for eating nothing but junk before Lou did. He did also mention that they were using his tugboat for moving expenses, so he had another reason for reeeeing about the move beyond just being an autist who hates change. My favorite part was when he claimed being in an apartment triggered his claustrophobia he got from being "tied up and raped" in high school, which being in a shitty trailer somehow didn't do.
It really is uncanny how similar Shrimpy and Lou are. Both of them are lazy, overweight, entitled, deviant NEETs who claim to be nonbinary/trans, yet make no effort to pass. They have no ambitions, no boundaries, and no real friends beyond their internet circlejerks. They're unreasonably angry at the internet, they both suicide-bait when things don't go their way, and they both scream oppression whenever the world reminds them that it doesn't owe them a damn thing for existing. It's like they were stamped out of the same mold.