Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Kumquat]

I wish something like that would happen, but he's honestly too irrelevant to get meetoo'd, and it's gonna stay like that forever

Oh, I don't mean it in that sense. Russell is far too insignificant to get anything beyond a passing glance by any serious journalist. I mean in the sense of all of his big endeavors not going anywhere.

Yovanna still hasn't flown to Vegas to fuck him or even followed him back after his music video.
He just got the legal shit kicked out of him by Josh and Skordas.
Pawn Stars didn't want his shitty book and coin.
His PAC is going absolutely nowhere and he won't have even 20 signatures out of the thousands that he needs to get his proposal on the ballot in time.

To Russell, not having his efforts rewarded with showering praise and free pussy is blowing up in his face. He's wasted who knows how much money doing all of this dumb shit and has nothing to show for it. He's likely feeling the pressure mount, and I'm waiting for his eventual chimpout once his narcissistic brain realizes he's just as much a failure now as he was a decade ago.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

What are the odds he just forgot he's still signed into his stupid PAC account?

Or maybe he thinks it'll improve his optics or keep his dirty laundry from piling out when someone recognizes him.

This doesn't strike me as accidental. I think Greer realises that he can get away with more, and that he is less likely to be called out, while operating under the guise of an organisation whose aim is to create a safer environment for sex workers.

I am reminded of a song by C W Stoneking called 'The Love Me Or Die', in which a conniving and unlovable Russell Greer-like character attempts to use witchcraft to ensnare the heart of a beautiful woman, with disastrous consequences; in particular the lines:

"I said, "Good mornin'", I tipped my hat
All the while I was cunning like a rat."

Lol! He's going to have to pay Skordas a second time. Wonder what the amount of lost prostitute funds will be this time. Poor Russell, his stupidity never fails at denying him sex opportunities.

I think there is scope for a Russell Greer Manager-style videogame where you have to balance the cost of legal action against your budget for hookers. This could potentially be the hardest game ever, as I don't think that Greer has won a single legal case and has, on at least one occasion, failed to get laid in a brothel.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think there is scope for a Russell Greer Manager-style videogame where you have to balance the cost of legal action against your budget for hookers. This could potentially be the hardest game ever, as I don't think that Greer has won a single legal case and has, on at least one occasion, failed to get laid in a brothel.

Twice, iirc. The time he gave a handy for a ride to the brothels he didn't take enough money for the hooker he wanted so ended up going to another place and I think all he could get was a blowie from some new girl who didn't know his awful rep. Some people here have speculated that he's never actually had sex because his descriptions of it don't match reality. I think he has had sex, he's just really bad at describing things, like he is at about everything else he does.

 

[AnOminous]

He pretty much wilted when Erika's bf told him to fuck off. He started harassing her again later, but he generally doesn't like confrontations with men.

He's afraid of men. He's a pussy. He's kind of wrong, because even a woman could knock his ass out, but he views males as being more likely to punch him in his gimped out face.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's afraid of men. He's a pussy. He's kind of wrong, because even a woman could knock his ass out, but he views males as being more likely to punch him in his gimped out face.

He's afraid of other men, and he hates them because he thinks they have unfair advantage because they don't have facial paralysis. He thinks attractive people get everything handed to them and he would too if only his face worked.

I was browsing some of the models he follows on instagram. One young lady's bf bought her an adventure challenge book. You scratch off a box (like a lottery scratcher) and it tells you an activity you and your SO should do. Then it has a spot to put a picture of your adventure. It sounds fun and it sounds like something a couple in love would do. Can you imagine Russ doing ANYTHING just for the happiness of his partner? For that matter, do you think her happiness would even factor into his thinking? We know he's so self-absorbed he could collapse in on himself and form a black hole, but do you think he's ever put ANY thought into how he'd keep a gf once he attracted one?

 

[AbraCadaver]

Oh boy.
I don't want to be freed, Master Greer, I want to suck you your penis
Oh Master Greer, if you were a cottonball, I'd pick you first

Oh, to see an unfortunate black sex worker have to work from russ’ horrific script.

“I’m your flexible black oreo chocolate barbie, Russ! Black men don’t even compare to you! I’ll never go back to my own kind after seeing your dick in person! Give me a better life outside the ghetto!”

He's afraid of men. He's a pussy. He's kind of wrong, because even a woman could knock his ass out, but he views males as being more likely to punch him in his gimped out face.

Women are more likely than men to be socialized to be “nice” and try to defuse situations with a man by being polite or passive. It makes sense if you’re the physically weaker gender and you’re confronted by a man that may or may not get physically aggressive with you if you reject him too hard. It’s why women prefer fabricated “I have a boyfriend” or “I’m a lesbian” responses to guys chatting them up, over just straight up saying “no.” Certainly if I say I’m taken instead of simply saying no, I’m like 30% less likely to have my day ruined by some rejected dude spitting out that I’m a horrible bitch, because his widdle ego got hurt.

Russ knows most women are conditioned to just be nicer to him, and he takes full advantage of it. He pushes into their spaces and over their boundaries not because he doesn’t see that it upsets them, but because he doesn’t care and knows he can get away with it. His tard armor also protects him from being slapped. He expects women to smile nervously and try to defuse the situation, rather than confront him.

I remember in his book when he described a lawyer’s receptionist literally screaming at him in a rage because he didn’t have an appointment. Of course no human being acts like that, certainly not a receptionist, and it may have been part of the “dramatic licence” he admitted he used to make the book more interesting.

But I think when women actually tell him “no” and speak firmly to him, he imagines it as a hysterical woman raging at him. His experience and expectations are that women will endure the discomfort he causes in them and smile awkwardly, hoping he just goes away. Makes me wish some hot chick on holiday on the vegas strip would land a punch on him after he slurped out “how much?” at her. See if he gets a lot more wary around women after that.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I remember in his book when he described a lawyer’s receptionist literally screaming at him in a rage because he didn’t have an appointment. Of course no human being acts like that, certainly not a receptionist, and it may have been part of the “dramatic licence” he admitted he used to make the book more interesting.

Given the way he's described things, I believe he perceives anyone who denies him what he wants as screaming at him, man or woman. He probably didn't have an appointment because he thinks you can just walk in and be seen. He does describe talking to a lawyer who proceeds to tell him exactly why his legal reasoning is completely wrong. Since that doesn't make him look good, I'm inclined to think that conversation happened. The way Russ described it, it sounded like the lawyer was irritated he wasn't listening. Russ actually said he didn't want to sue her, and the lawyer, exasperated says, "then why are you in my office?" Russ took that as the lawyer screaming at him. Of course, Russ doesn't understand you can't sue people to "get their attention." Attempts to explain what "bad faith" meant went one ear and out the other without stopping for lunch. The judge in the AG trial tried to explain that, but Russ seemed to think that filing in good faith meant he thought he was right. I'm not sure he learned ANYTHING in paralegal school beyond how to submit filings to the courts.

 

[Kumquat]

I'm not sure he learned ANYTHING in paralegal school beyond how to submit filings to the courts.

Even then, he only learned "how" in the strictest sense of the word. He learned how to get it filed, but he apparently slept during the lesson that taught court filings are not the time or place to complain about your plights.

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[DrJonesHat]

Even then, he only learned "how" in the strictest sense of the word. He learned how to get it filed, but he apparently slept during the lesson that taught court filings are not the time or place to complain about your plights.

6

When I was writing my thesis, we were required to read other people's thesis papers, to get a sense of how to do it. Russ has read Skordas's filings, because he responds to them, but apparently it never enters his trauma lumped head that he's doing it wrong and Skordas is doing it correctly.

 

[Kumquat]

When I was writing my thesis, we were required to read other people's thesis papers, to get a sense of how to do it. Russ has read Skordas's filings, because he responds to them, but apparently it never enters his trauma lumped head that he's doing it wrong and Skordas is doing it correctly.

It's because he's a narcissist, but it still boggles my mind. I suppose that's why narcissism is classified as a mental disorder, but I'll just never understand how he is literally incapable of seeing why his methods don't work. How many times does something have to not work before you get it through your thick, greasy skull that you need to try something else?

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Russell is the perfect embodiment of this saying. He just. Never. Learns.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Even then, he only learned "how" in the strictest sense of the word. He learned how to get it filed, but he apparently slept during the lesson that taught court filings are not the time or place to complain about your plights.

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The theory is that, in his childhood, Russ would tattle to an authority figure to get his way, and the authority figure would give it to him because he's a deformed li'l bugger. The lolsuits are the adult version of that tattling. It's why, among other things, he bitched about Skordas representing Jersh. It's not fair! Skordas has an axe to grind against Russ for creeping on his daughter no reason! Don't you know Russ is disabled and Jersh is mean?

Unfortunately for Russ, not only does tattling like this not work like this in adult life, his so-called complaints are perfectly fair and aboveboard. Shouldn't have harassed the daughter of Based Skordas!

(We know you like us, Skordas. You wouldn't have filed to have Russ pay Jersh's fees if you didn't.)

It's because he's a narcissist, but it still boggles my mind. I suppose that's why narcissism is classified as a mental disorder, but I'll just never understand how he is literally incapable of seeing why his methods don't work. How many times does something have to not work before you get it through your thick, greasy skull that you need to try something else?

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Russell is the perfect embodiment of this saying. He just. Never. Learns.

Russ believes that there is a magical formula for success, and with enough tries, he can get money, fame, and beautiful women falling over themselves to fuck him. It's why he tries the same formula with different people, because clearly he's not the problem. This time, if he sues Jersh he'll get that dastardly Kiwi Orchards taken off the internet for good. This time, that hot cheerleader will leave her hunky boyfriend and become Russ's maidservant. This time, this time, this time.

It's an open question on which will happen first: Russell's death, or the realization his methods aren't working (which will almost certainly precede his imitation of the Supreme Gentleman.)

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

He sued for copyright, defamation, and harassment.

1. The copyright charge is simple. We host links to third-party bootleg sites for his book, and he seems to think that it's illegal. It's not, and Jersh has case law to prove it.

Yeah, the book was on google drive or other places but an audio file of Russ's registered song was hosted directly on the KF site. Not only that, but it was shared in response to posters asking for it so that they wouldn't have to pay Russ to hear it (that's not great for a fair use argument). It has since been deleted. Safe harbor (likely) would not apply as Null told Russ to fuck off and sue him instead of taking it down upon being DMCAed.

I get tired of bringing it up but I can't begrudge anyone because it's one reasonable claim sandwiched between pages and pages of complete nonsense. It may be the only actual claim Russ has every had and he probably ruined it because of how he went about it.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Yeah, the book was on google drive or other places but an audio file of Russ's registered song was hosted directly on the KF site. Not only that, but it was shared in response to posters asking for it so that they wouldn't have to pay Russ to hear it (that's not great for a fair use argument). It has since been deleted. Safe harbor (likely) would not apply as Null told Russ to fuck off and sue him instead of taking it down upon being DMCAed.

I get tired of bringing it up but I can't begrudge anyone because it's one reasonable claim sandwiched between pages and pages of complete nonsense. It may be the only actual claim Russ has every had and he probably ruined it because of how he went about it.

Was Null DMCA'd properly? IIRC there is actually a "proper" way to DMCA for it to "count". I believe you need to cite the location of said file, the name or some other clear identification method of the file, as well as evidence that it is, in fact, your copyright. Null gets away with so much for three primary reasons:

1. He rarely does anything illegal, or even in the grey zone. Actually, I don't know of anything illegal Null has done, but I am sure he's like... Jaywalked or something. Grey zone, it happens occasionally with things like what is in https://kiwifarms.net/archive/, but not aware of anything strictly illegal.
2. Most the people going after him are incompetent and can't follow procedure correctly. As far as the law is concerned, you either do your paperwork correctly or it doesn't count. Most these fuckers don't like that.
3. They often never follow through with their threats. In the rare case someone might have a proper case against Null, they just don't follow through.

Now I did decided to check Forums>Interior>Take that off the god damn Internet! for something that concerned such things (Russell is far less active than I would've liked, just because it was a lack of milk) right before I hit the button to post this just out of curiosity, and man, will this provide a fun single post recap of some of Russell's previous interactions with Null. So for all of you who don't want to dig through this thread, I will run down it all for you in a nice way so you can follow what is going on with this detail, since I know barely any of you read the OP and even less read the entire thread, and this whole situation is a mess. Even those of you who have done so have likely forgot quite a bit of it, even if you were there when it was first being discussed, just because Russell does so fucking much crap in general, so let's cover his history of emailing Null to find out how his DMCA takedown attempts went:

1. 2018-02-03 - Russel Greer: "Remove my book" - This is the oldest instance of Russell Greer emailing Null from my search, and is improper, though in theory could be called a "DMCA takedown notice" in the loosest sense. In the same way Russell is a "Women's Rights Activist" with his PAC in the loosest sense. He also is trying to swing the "I told on you!" card with the line "There are already three law enforcement agencies investigating you for electronic harassment." Shows how Russell thinks, eh?
2. 2018-08-05 - Russell Greer: "Final Cease and Desist" This is just funny to me. This is very much a "A cop said I was right and they are an authority so now you need to listen to them!" type email, and Lorin O'Landry tells him he's wrong. It reveals a bit about Russell's character he's still trying to use the words of an authority to get his way.
3. 2019-04-18 - Russell Greer: (Incomplete) DMCA Takedown Notice - This could've been the one. However, Null is, to my own understanding (IANAL) correct, he couldn't action them without linked posts. Furthermore, Russell said "two people told me so it must be true", and then decided it wasn't his problem to solve it, and Null had to do the investigation, which, frankly, isn't how this works. Now I will say Null's response was unprofessional and ill-advised for such a legal discussion, but not illegal, nor would it impede his safe harbor in anyway other than maybe a judge deciding Null was an asshole. I will however right here call out @Null for breaking a core tenet of this community. We do not spread misinformation. Russell Greer is not a cuck, because Russell Greer is not married, as he is incapable of attracting a woman short of paying her to suck him his penis. However you are right that he's a retard, as his actions consistently show his low intelligence. You are not above being called a faggot for spreading misinformation Dear Leader... So yeah, you're a faggot. Seriously though, you were too nice to the gimpyfaced incel (And yes, hiring a prostitute still makes you an incel).
4. 2019-04-28 - Russell Greer: After 2 weeks in development, hopefully, it's been worth the weight - This is a proper clear DMCA notice, everything seems up and up, and Null responded professionally (short of the "try me" response at the end). I would also argue Null is right in his ruling of it being fair use in this post, though I could maybe also see a case for too much of it being included for it to count as "just enough to give proper critique" (but once again, IANAL). It appears Null had reverted decision since, though he did waiver Safe Harbor in his response initially. Now since the song has been taken off of Kiwifarms from what I can see (I didn't see any evidence of the file going back a few pages nor forward from where the actual notice claims it was, nor did the link take me to any exact post), I will provide a link to an authorized place where you can listen to it without providing Russell Greer with any appreciable income for free over on Spotify. Though I want to also point out, Null could've maliciously complied with Russell Greer, sent a notification to the email address connected to the concerning account, and tell them they can file a counter notice, send that counter notice to Russell Greer, which would then force him to have to either sue that person or concede the post. Null standing up for his users and claiming responsibility was by far a more entertaining result however.

It took Russell Greer THREE attempts to properly file an actionable DMCA takedown notice, and then he received a perfectly reasonable and professional response on why Null did not decided to comply, as well as pointing out that one portion of the notice did not apply to him, as it concerned Google being the host of the offending material (that link is still good BTW, so Russell clearly never attempted to contact Google over it). Not only that, but the proper filing actual involved him using a template for such an email that he presumably found using Google, in particular this template found here.

Now, Russell may have had grounds concerning how much of the song was really needed for the critique, and how whether or not a full song upload was necessary, heck I like to believe Null would've even agreed to takedown the file based on such a reasonable argument. If only for the novelty of a cow making a reasonable and sound argument against it being fair use, and if not, well Russell Greer is absolutely within his rights to take Null to court over the dispute of if it qualified as fair use for purposes of critique or not and set some more precedent for such things. Yet somehow, Russell Greer has fucked everything up so badly he might actually lose that point.

Now this is all deserving of clocks since it is super late (well over 2 years old at the most recent, and over 3 years at the oldest), but it does show us what all of this is really over. Russell is throwing a tantrum and whining to authorities, again. I think all is left to say is... Rubrics Kiwis, laugh with me! as this gimpyfaced cuck incel fails to do anything right. Even when someone spells it out for him.

 

[Fwiffo]

Was Null DMCA'd properly? IIRC there is actually a "proper" way to DMCA for it to "count". I believe you need to cite the location of said file, the name or some other clear identification method of the file, as well as evidence that it is, in fact, your copyright. Null gets away with so much for three primary reasons:

1. He rarely does anything illegal, or even in the grey zone. Actually, I don't know of anything illegal Null has done, but I am sure he's like... Jaywalked or something. Grey zone, it happens occasionally with things like what is in https://kiwifarms.net/archive/, but not aware of anything strictly illegal.
2. Most the people going after him are incompetent and can't follow procedure correctly. As far as the law is concerned, you either do your paperwork correctly or it doesn't count. Most these fuckers don't like that.
3. They often never follow through with their threats. In the rare case someone might have a proper case against Null, they just don't follow through.

Now I did decided to check Forums>Interior>Take that off the god damn Internet! for something that concerned such things (Russell is far less active than I would've liked, just because it was a lack of milk) right before I hit the button to post this just out of curiosity, and man, will this provide a fun single post recap of some of Russell's previous interactions with Null. So for all of you who don't want to dig through this thread, I will run down it all for you in a nice way so you can follow what is going on with this detail, since I know barely any of you read the OP and even less read the entire thread, and this whole situation is a mess. Even those of you who have done so have likely forgot quite a bit of it, even if you were there when it was first being discussed, just because Russell does so fucking much crap in general, so let's cover his history of emailing Null to find out how his DMCA takedown attempts went:

1. 2018-02-03 - Russel Greer: "Remove my book" - This is the oldest instance of Russell Greer emailing Null from my search, and is improper, though in theory could be called a "DMCA takedown notice" in the loosest sense. In the same way Russell is a "Women's Rights Activist" with his PAC in the loosest sense. He also is trying to swing the "I told on you!" card with the line "There are already three law enforcement agencies investigating you for electronic harassment." Shows how Russell thinks, eh?
2. 2018-08-05 - Russell Greer: "Final Cease and Desist" This is just funny to me. This is very much a "A cop said I was right and they are an authority so now you need to listen to them!" type email, and Lorin O'Landry tells him he's wrong. It reveals a bit about Russell's character he's still trying to use the words of an authority to get his way.
3. 2019-04-18 - Russell Greer: (Incomplete) DMCA Takedown Notice - This could've been the one. However, Null is, to my own understanding (IANAL) correct, he couldn't action them without linked posts. Furthermore, Russell said "two people told me so it must be true", and then decided it wasn't his problem to solve it, and Null had to do the investigation, which, frankly, isn't how this works. Now I will say Null's response was unprofessional and ill-advised for such a legal discussion, but not illegal, nor would it impede his safe harbor in anyway other than maybe a judge deciding Null was an asshole. I will however right here call out @Null for breaking a core tenet of this community. We do not spread misinformation. Russell Greer is not a cuck, because Russell Greer is not married, as he is incapable of attracting a woman short of paying her to suck him his penis. However you are right that he's a retard, as his actions consistently show his low intelligence. You are not above being called a faggot for spreading misinformation Dear Leader... So yeah, you're a faggot. Seriously though, you were too nice to the gimpyfaced incel (And yes, hiring a prostitute still makes you an incel).
4. 2019-04-28 - Russell Greer: After 2 weeks in development, hopefully, it's been worth the weight - This is a proper clear DMCA notice, everything seems up and up, and Null responded professionally (short of the "try me" response at the end). I would also argue Null is right in his ruling of it being fair use in this post, though I could maybe also see a case for too much of it being included for it to count as "just enough to give proper critique" (but once again, IANAL). It appears Null had reverted decision since, though he did waiver Safe Harbor in his response initially. Now since the song has been taken off of Kiwifarms from what I can see (I didn't see any evidence of the file going back a few pages nor forward from where the actual notice claims it was, nor did the link take me to any exact post), I will provide a link to an authorized place where you can listen to it without providing Russell Greer with any appreciable income for free over on Spotify. Though I want to also point out, Null could've maliciously complied with Russell Greer, sent a notification to the email address connected to the concerning account, and tell them they can file a counter notice, send that counter notice to Russell Greer, which would then force him to have to either sue that person or concede the post. Null standing up for his users and claiming responsibility was by far a more entertaining result however.

It took Russell Greer THREE attempts to properly file an actionable DMCA takedown notice, and then he received a perfectly reasonable and professional response on why Null did not decided to comply, as well as pointing out that one portion of the notice did not apply to him, as it concerned Google being the host of the offending material (that link is still good BTW, so Russell clearly never attempted to contact Google over it). Not only that, but the proper filing actual involved him using a template for such an email that he presumably found using Google, in particular this template found here.

Now, Russell may have had grounds concerning how much of the song was really needed for the critique, and how whether or not a full song upload was necessary, heck I like to believe Null would've even agreed to takedown the file based on such a reasonable argument. If only for the novelty of a cow making a reasonable and sound argument against it being fair use, and if not, well Russell Greer is absolutely within his rights to take Null to court over the dispute of if it qualified as fair use for purposes of critique or not and set some more precedent for such things. Yet somehow, Russell Greer has fucked everything up so badly he might actually lose that point.

Now this is all deserving of clocks since it is super late (well over 2 years old at the most recent, and over 3 years at the oldest), but it does show us what all of this is really over. Russell is throwing a tantrum and whining to authorities, again. I think all is left to say is... Rubrics Kiwis, laugh with me! as this gimpyfaced cuck incel fails to do anything right. Even when someone spells it out for him.

Beautiful post thank you.

I also love that it took him 14 months to do this. And one time he couldn’t even be arsed to edit the notice or to even make sure it was fucking attached.

Others have mentioned that Russ is going to snap one day and do something terrible, but I’ve always doubted that for the reason that is so apparent here: Russ is a big fuckup.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Beautiful post thank you.

I also love that it took him 14 months to do this. And one time he couldn’t even be arsed to edit the notice or to even make sure it was fucking attached.

Others have mentioned that Russ is going to snap one day and do something terrible, but I’ve always doubted that for the reason that is so apparent here: Russ is a big fuckup.

We like to point at individual cases of Russ being a failure, but I don't think they are as entertaining as the strings of failures required for him to do something correctly once.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He sued for copyright,

He didn't sue for Copyright infringement, he sued for contributing to a copyright infringement. Two different things. One is actual infringement on copyright, the other is convincing, or encouraging someone else to infringe on the copyright. (See, for example, Martin v. SGT,2:19-cv-00289 (D. Utah Apr. 21, 2020) ).

though he did waiver Safe Harbor in his response initially.

Saying "I waive my protections" does not actually waive your protections. You need to waive them in a court room.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Alright everyone, the incel anthem "She Don't Like Nice Guys" is recorded, but Russ hasn't decided exactly how he wants to become an international superstar from it just yet.

Will he make it public?

Or will he just say "fuck it" and shoot right to the top of the charts?

(Oh ay oh!)

 

[Kumquat]

We like to point at individual cases of Russ being a failure, but I don't think they are as entertaining as the strings of failures required for him to do something correctly once.

The best part is that even when he manages to do something correctly, he does it in the most half-assed, phoned-in method possible.

It's like a school requiring a grade of 75 to pass, Russell just barely ekes out a 73 after failing the class numerous times, and the teacher just gets so fed up having to deal with the narcissistic sped that they say "you know what? It's close enough. I'll pass you if you just get out of here and don't come back."

 

[Drowningman]

Alright everyone, the incel anthem "She Don't Like Nice Guys" is recorded, but Russ hasn't decided exactly how he wants to become an international superstar from it just yet.

Will he make it public?

Or will he just say "fuck it" and shoot right to the top of the charts?

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(Oh ay oh!)

Wonder how much he wasted on that horrible work?
I'm sure at least $400.00 minimum.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The best part is that even when he manages to do something correctly, he does it in the most half-assed, phoned-in method possible.

It's like a school requiring a grade of 75 to pass, Russell just barely ekes out a 73 after failing the class numerous times, and the teacher just gets so fed up having to deal with the narcissistic sped that they say "you know what? It's close enough. I'll pass you if you just get out of here and don't come back."

I actually believe that's how he "graduated" college. They were just so tired of him they passed him to get rid of him since apparently they didn't want to deal with the hassle of holding him accountable or kicking him out. I refuse to accept he actually earned his degree given how utterly inept his arguments and filings are.